Friday Funnies: Senate Budget

Chip Bok | 1.25.2013 7:20 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago

You would think Judge Rove would be more interested in all the election fixing and bribe taking.
some guy 12 years ago

"I plead elite. No get these damn chains off me so I can go spend more of your money."

Also, why put "the people" on a wheelie high chair?
invisible furry hand 12 years ago

That has got to be the worst drawing ever of Judge Marilyn Milian, the hottest judge on television
1. Generic Stranger 12 years ago
  
  It would be a fairly accurate rendition of Judge Judy, though.
2. Ted S. 12 years ago
  
  Who Wants to Be a Milianaire?
3. Groovus Maximus 12 years ago
  
  Judges Cristina Perez of "Cristina's Court" is the most babe-ular of the USA teevee court judges, IFH.
  
  Notice that "Wise Latinas" dominate the teevee dispensation of justice landscape. Maybe Justice Sotomayor is one to something.
  1. invisible furry hand 12 years ago
    
    The show actually introduces her as "the hottest judge on television". Also Dave Navarro said he'd do her. And he was married to Carmen Electra and played guitar in two highly priapic bands. Case closed.
    1. Groovus Maximus 12 years ago
      
      Dave Navarro is not my go-to on matters of who is doable and who is not. I wouldn't touch Carmen Electra with Shriek's dick. The show is a study in false advertising.
      
      And my typing is absolutely John levels of horrible today. As it was yesterday evening. As I get much more comfortable with spoken Russian and Ukrainian, my written has taken a beating lately (much the the everlasting amusement of Dr. PG-)
      1. Not an Economist 12 years ago
        
        "written"
        
        Trying to talk about your typing has made you more "John" like.
        
        Groovus Maximus 12 years ago
        
        Very funny. Dr. PG, is that you, Tykovka?-)
      2. Ted S. 12 years ago
        
        And my typing is absolutely John levels of horrible today.
        
        So your typing is a TEAM RED shill with a fat fetish?
        
        As I get much more comfortable with spoken Russian and Ukrainian, my written has taken a beating lately (much the the everlasting amusement of Dr. PG-)
        
        And the everlasting amusement of the rest of us too, Maksim.
Ted S. 12 years ago

The alt-text should read, "Funny???"
Groovus Maximus 12 years ago

This...I just...well...

SOD damn, Bok. This is just terrible. I hope Rusty the Bailiff takes you in. With Doug Llewelyn reading you The Riot Act. By the by, did Rusty ever discharge his firearm? I wonder if there are any outtakes of either plaintiffs or defendants going ape shit and Rusty has do The Zangief Fuckslam on them.

Even WRG couldn't make a witty riposte about this, Bok.
1. invisible furry hand 12 years ago
  
  A dom in a wheelchair is talking to his elderly bitch in chains. Why can't you appreciate the beauty of this? You ageist homophobe
  1. Groovus Maximus 12 years ago
    
    Because the dom in question looks like the cross-section of a droopy, womynly, alleged "Lotus of Pulchritude" (or possibly an elderly bitch set of testicles with a choad). It's the androgyny that confuses me. It's like deciding whether to cheer on the corn farmers or Greenpeace when they have a dispute over farm subsidies.
    
    It takes away from the overall symphony of flavour inherent in Bok latest illustrative train wreck.
    1. Ted S. 12 years ago
      
      I think it would more accurately be described as a miasma of flavor.
    2. invisible furry hand 12 years ago
      
      You simply don't appreciate that Bok's mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives, aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
      1. Ted S. 12 years ago
        
        I always thought of Bok's mind being like Sarek's in that episode where he does the mind-meld with Picard.
      2. Groovus Maximus 12 years ago
        
        And you accuse me of writing lyrics for Amy Lee???
        
        That said, that really beautifully stated, IFH. I almost felt like I was standing in the maelstrom of Bok's mind, poetic in its simplicity.
        
        invisible furry hand 12 years ago
        
        You don't recognise that? For shame
        
        Groovus Maximus 12 years ago
        
        All right, you caught me. To speak the plain truth, it's getting pretty damn dull around here.
      3. LTC(ret) John 12 years ago
        
        Gosh, Mr. Taggert, er...ifh, you use yer tongue prettier than a $20 whore!
Longtorso 12 years ago

Some actual humor for your FF thread:

Gregory Matthew Bruni, Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands' Florida Home: Cops
In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package.

When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun. Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports. ...
1. Generic Stranger 12 years ago
  
  Nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure.
2. Groovus Maximus 12 years ago
  
  So...Shriek lives in FL? I thought he hails from GA. They are border states. He looms large, obvs.
  
  This also sounds suspiciously like the MO of LoneWacko.
  1. Longtorso 12 years ago
    
    This also sounds suspiciously like the MO of LoneWacko
    
    Nah, he didn't ask them The Tough Questions and upload the results to YouTube.
3. Ted S. 12 years ago
  
  So the assailant was naked, and up against two people? And they couldn't subdue him?
  1. invisible furry hand 12 years ago
    
    it's hard to subdue someone when they're covered in shit and cum. So I've heard.
    1. Longtorso 12 years ago
      
      That's how STEVE SMITH stays at liberty.
      1. LTC(ret) John 12 years ago
        
        STEVE SMITH ONE BAD MO' FO' ELUSIVE SASQUATCH. REMAIN FREE!
Longtorso 12 years ago

CHRIST ON A LAWNMOWER what the hell do the cubicles look like?
1. Mediterranean Death Cult 12 years ago
  
  Hell with the pictures. The urinals look like stainless steel snow cones.
waaminn 12 years ago

lol, US POlitics, best politics money can buy lol.

http://www.Anon-ids.tk
1. Longtorso 12 years ago
  
  Can we have the anon bot draw next week's FF?
  1. LTC(ret) John 12 years ago
    
    Seconded. Maybe we will get moar labelz.
  2. BuSab Agent 12 years ago
    
    We DO NOT want the Pedobot to draw our FF lest we all be looked up forever for downloading pics of nekkid chillens.
Bee Tagger 12 years ago

Like I'm going to trust the judgment of a person who uses a chair with wheels on such a tiny platform.
Longtorso 12 years ago

For John:

Mikel Ruffinelli Sets World Record For Largest Hips

For the rest of you, lets just say there are things you can't un-see.
Longtorso 12 years ago

This didn't get the run it deserved:

Nurse Allegedly Had Sex With Corpse
1. Ted S. 12 years ago
  
  Linking to 24-7?
  
  Very bad form.
  1. Longtorso 12 years ago
    
    Punish me. Harshly. Please.
eyeroller 12 years ago

Question for those who know these guys better:

If it were Republicans who hadn't passed a budget in a few years, would Reason post this many entries about it?
1. Bee Tagger 12 years ago
  
  They would post 47% as many entries.
2. Auric Demonocles 12 years ago
  
  Republicans think Reason sides with Dems, Dems thinks Reason sides with Reps.
3. Proprietist 12 years ago
  
  I'm sure they would. Nobody at reason except a few Team Red shills are under the delusion that Republicans are even remotely fiscally responsible.
Almanian. 12 years ago

If I were safe, I would say, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

But I'm not.

Awful.
1. Almanian. 12 years ago
  
  I see I've continued with my John/Groovus levels of typing.
  
  For just this one post, "safe" = "sage".
  
  But you knew this. Carry on.
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