The Euro Crisis is Behind Us, Says Hollande
French President Francois Hollande has good news regarding the euro crisis. Apparently, the crisis is behind us. Speaking in Oslo after the European Union was presented with the Nobel Peace Prize Hollande said:
The euro crisis, I've said it before, is behind us. We've given Greece the funds it was waiting for. In Spain we've helped keep the banks afloat. In Italy, even if there's political uncertainty, I'm sure the Italians will address it.
German Chancellor Angela Merkel was not so optimistic:
I cannot lift the alert completely, I am a prudent optimist.
It is hard to take the economic forecasts of the French president seriously. The taxes and regulations introduced by Hollande's socialist government have prompted millionaires to flee France and encouraged bankers to look for loopholes.
Back in August, Citigroup predicted that chance of Greece leaving the euro within two months was 90 percent. More recently, Standard and Poor's chief Moritz Kraemer put the chance of a future Greek government leaving the eurozone at 33 percent. The Chief Economist at Saxo Bank said last month that a Greek exit from the euro is likely within six months.
So, while predictions vary, few seem to see the crisis as definitively "behind us." Things must look rosy from the Élysée Palace.
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We've given Greece the funds it was waiting for.
Which are good for how long?
In Spain we've helped keep the banks afloat.
For how long?
In Italy, even if there's political uncertainty, I'm sure the Italians will address it.
God help us all. If that's the best he can do, the Italians must be on the verge of going totally off the reservation.
The line about the Italians, more than anything else, makes me realize he's whistling past the graveyard. They're fucked and he knows it.
He's sure the Italians will address it? Have the Italians done anything since the fall of the Roman Empire that warrants that kind of faith?
Hey, some of the 236 governments they've had since WWII have lasted 3 entire months.
Heheh! Last I knew, (2008-ish) Italy has had 68 governments since WWII. That averages 11 months per.
Well, they can throw some people in prison for failing to predict the crisis well enough. That should help.
Hollande is probably quaking in his boots.
Well, parts of it have. Like Florence and Venice. Hundreds of years ago, when they were on their own.
It is hard to take the economic forecasts of the French President seriously.
It's difficult to take seriously anything a socialist says about economics.
Nobody believes in money like a Socialist does.
Photo caption:
"No, really, it's THIS big!"
Things were bad, but now they're good. Forever!
I can't wait until this fucker is guillotined.
Vive le roy!
Later, he said "Psyche!"
Actually, later we'll find out the original quote was taken from The Onion, and the entire world was fooled.
Once you give the junkie his fix, the problem is solved.
Can a country overdose on money? Because your metaphor just gave me an idea.
16th Century Spain overdosed on gold and silver -- what would now be something like $2 trillion worth. The Price Revolution, as they called the resulting 70 years of inflation, made it cheaper to import almost anything rather than buy local goods inside Spain.
Zeb| 12.10.12 @ 5:31PM |#
"Can a country overdose on money?"
Weimar Germany?
Maybe it's just the camera angle, but that guy has a really weirdly asymmetrical face.
No, it's just because he's French.
Right!
The check's in the mail.
A quarter of your workforce idle is bad enough, half your youth unemployed is a bomb with a short fuse.
Shit that is a grim fucking statistic, the scary part is I bet nothing productive will be done to adress it.
No kidding, 25.8%. I had to look it up to believe it.
Last time I was in Spain they were so proud. The gentleman I was traveling to do business with fell in the factory and broke his arm. I took him to the hospital to get it set. When all was finished I asked the discharge nurse, "Do we owe you anything?" She looked like she wanted to spit. "What do you think this is? America?"
Actually, yeah America doesn't look too different these days.
25% unemployment? best believe 'merica can beat that!
By the time we do Spain (all of the PIIGS I'm guessing) will be even worse.
Man I neve really thought about it like that befire. Wow.
http://www.Got-Anonz.tk
The only explanation I can come up with for Pedobot's many misspells is that english is not his native language.
I'm still laughing Anonbot's line 'Naked kids? Pics or it didn't happen!'
I don't know what in the hell anonbot's programmer was thinking with that one.
Right behind you, Francois, ready to whack you over the head any time now.
"The Euro Crisis is Behind Us, Says Hollande"
There's got to be a joke in here about the French battle flag of a white cross on a white background and the crisis being "behind us".
Meanwhile popcorn and melted butter futures are up 10%
He's sure the Italians will address it? Have the Italians done anything since the fall of the Roman Empire that warrants that kind of faith?
You know who else had too much confidence in the Italians...
Italians?