Hate-Speech Cinema Presents "Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire" (1990)
As long as we're busy talking about hate speech and the need for censoring things that might give offense or result in hurt feelings, this seems like a good time to revisit the 1990 Pakistani epic, "International Gorillay (International Guerrillas)."
The clip above could really use a TCM-style Robert Osborne set-up, but in lieu of that, here's a YouTube writeup:
Description: Paranoid Lollywood fantasy about assassinating Salman Rushdie (circa 1990) complete with disco and batsuits. Salman Rushdie, played by Afzaal Ahmad, is depicted as plotting the downfall of Pakistan, the stronghold of Islam by opening a chain of casinos and discos in the country. The hero of the story, played by Mustafa Qureshi, learns of this plot and quits his day job as a police officer to recruit his brothers and create a mujahid (Gods soldiers) to pursue Rushdie and slay him. Rushdie is protrayed as a smug, bespectacled butcher in a double-breasted suit, living in palatial splendor on his own island, slaughtering his enemies with a huge blood-soaked sword. In the end, as the trio of brothers and their mother are being crucified by Rushdie, Allah frees them with bolts of lightning and attacks Salman Rushdie withy flying holy books (the Koran, Tawrat, Zabur, and Injil) that shoot laser beams into his skull until he bursts into flames, a scene that evoked shouts of approval from Pakistani audiences.
Hat Tip: Iowahawk, who would be required reading (if I believed in such a thing).
Related: Review of Salman Rushdie's new memoir.
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That movie sounds awesome.
Agreed. I'd love to see the basic idea reworked into more of a Seven Samurai framework.
Oh, well, now you've done it.
Now we're all going to go and kill the Pakistani ambassador and sundry other people, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT, Nick.
BTW if you have any outstanding parking tickets or something, you'd better sleep with your clothes on and be ready for the 12AM knock. Put your dogs in a boarding kennel.
So Rushdie is portrayed as plotting the downfall of Pakistan, wearing a suit in a grass field and carrying a small submachine gun? This is so horrible it's awesome.
It now makes sense. No wonder that ugly fuck got so many hot babes. They thought they were with the supervillian as portrayed in that movie.
That was still better than Indiana Jones 4.
win
Our friend was...
raped...
in Peru. 🙁
Virgins...
Virgins were their treasure.
This is definitely something Episiarch would give 5 stars to and have in permanent rotation in his DVD collection.
It doesn't have Robin Williams in it, so Epi will give it, at most, four stars.
Could use more space insects.
What couldn't?
plotting the downfall of Pakistan, the stronghold of Islam by opening a chain of casinos and discos in the country.
I would think its going to be hard to get the audience too mad at a guy who's evil scheme is . . . places to partay.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Pakistan was going great until they openned the bingo parlor down the road and kids started their jiderbuggin'.
'Footloose' was really prophetic.
I liked the remake where a wild Kansas kid moves to a New York neighborhood under the thumb of an uptight Imam and a politically correct city councilor.
It ends happily with him falling in love with three of his daughters.
Who, the imam?
Who da Imam up in here?! Who da Imam? Huh? You think you da Imam? Sheeeeit, I'm da Imam up in here, motherfuckers!
This is the kind of downfall that America needs.
RC,
Could have been worse. He could have opened a pool hall.
All in all is this really any more ridiculous than a Michael Bay movie.
So the Rotten Tomatoes reviews generally read "Infidel... I keel you!"?
Based on your recent purchasing history, here are some other items you might be interested in:
*So I Married a Kafir Blasphemer
*West Bank Story
*National Lampoon's Jihad Tub Time Machine
From Rushdie with Love.
Another potential threadwinner, utterly ignored. Still no justice, ProL, no justice at all.
Either that or my standards are dropping.
That's the way things work for me around here.
Nice.
Driving Miss Daisy's Car Bomb
Gone With the Suicide Vest
They could redo Passenger 57 where he's the terrorist. "Always bet on Allah!" **BOOM**
FTW!
*No-porky's
*Caddyshack III, Suicide Bombing - The Revenge of the Varmint Kong
*Star Wars Episode IX, After a New Moon
Infidel
Infidels
Infidel 3
Infidel: Resurrection
Oh, now it just becomes a generic Hollywood seat filler and looses all of its indie charm.
Mecca Trek II: The Wrath of Cleric Ali Khan
The assassination of Osama by the coward Obama.
+1
The Incredibly Hypocritical Assholes Who Stopped Caring About the Human Rights of Brown People in the Middle East When Their Guy Got Control of the Drone Kill List. Written, directed by, and starring the zombified corpse of Ray Dennis Steckler.
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Islam *But Were Afraid to Ask in Fear of Your Charred Corpse Being Dragged Through Downtown Karachi
Hey, how about a SPOILER ALERT?! Guess I can cross that one off my rental list. Bah.
But Rushide, if you fail me again I'll put a price on your head so big that you'll never be able to go near a civilized system again.
The Criterion Collection is releasing a box set of Pakistani action director Samir Pekn'Paz films:
The Wild Bunch (of Insane Religious Idiots)
Bring Me The Head of Salman Rushdie
The Jew Killer Elite
Straw Goats
Pat Garrett and Mohammad the Prophet
plotting the downfall of Pakistan...by opening a chain of casinos and discos in the country
This wins my award for Favorite Film Description Ever.
The latest Batman movie has still killed more Americans than 'innocence'.
Make fun all you want, it is this general crowd of brainiacs that terra-formed our culture simply with a subscription to box-cutter-of-the-month-club.
?????!
I hope Sam Bacile gets some kind of honorary award at the Oscars next year. Hollywood is nothing like how the South Park boys portray them as.
Matt Damon should award the award.
I'd like a "Ponderosa" but it takes place in Waristan.
Lorne Greene-like father raising a fun loving bunch of sons in the wild country, dodging drones, killing infidels, raping hindus and bitching about rampant islam-disrespect on the internet. The producers can get rid of a character by having him go off to Afghanistan and blow himself up and when the writers need a deus ex machina they can have a drone blow up a wedding party.
"In tonights special episode, Little Mo rapes and goat and Pa chastises him."
The goat was begging for it, I tell ya! Did you see how it was sheared?
"have a drone blow up a wedding party."
Yeah man. That's a season finale for sure. Brings to mind the Moldavia Massacre episode of Dynasty when you didn't know which main characters lived or died.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8ToWMFe-lM
Why is that fine Pakistani babe's head uncovered?
That's not all that should'a been uncovered.
The one with the headband? Yeah, I'd tap that. I dig me some hippy chicks.
Good to see King Ghidorah is still getting work.