Bolivia To Expel Coca-Cola

The global brand will no longer be welcome at the end of the Mayan calendar.

In a symbolic rejection of US capitalism, Bolivia announced it will expel the Coca-Cola Company from the country at the end of the Mayan calendar. This will mark the end of capitalism and usher in a new era of equality, the Bolivian govt says.

"December 21 of 2012 will be the end of egoism and division. December 21 should be the end of Coca-Cola," Bolivian foreign minister David Choquehuanca decreed, with bombast worthy of a viral marketing campaign.