Biggest Winners Under ObamaCare: For-Prophets?

Melanie Kruvelis | 6.28.2012 2:11 PM

Jesus Christ made a quick appearance outside the Supreme Court Building this morning, admist the Affordable Care Act protesters and Tea Party Patriots.

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Mo' $parky 13 years ago

Well, now I'm convinced.
Mike M. 13 years ago

HA-HA-HA, look at the dumb yokel, THIS IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!! *

* Not really
Serf 13 years ago

Jesus had a full B-Cup. Who knew?
1. NoVAHockey 13 years ago
  
  his cup runneth over.
  1. Pip from the forge 13 years ago
    
    Hmmm...that might actually be Mary.
2. wareagle 13 years ago
  
  and what is either a baby bump or a gut.
Pro Libertate 13 years ago

We need Jesus to come and free all the libertarians now. Because nothing else seems to be protecting our rights.
1. Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago
  
  You haven't finished your 40 years wandering the Somali desert.
  1. Paul. 13 years ago
    
    At least they have roads!
    1. WWNGD? 13 years ago
      
      Yea but libertarians HATE roads.
Pip from the forge 13 years ago

Told ya so!

"Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you."
Matthew 5:42
1. Brutus 13 years ago
  
  Or else?
  1. Pip from the forge 13 years ago
    
    Yup. You don't want Jesus to get all brimstone and retribution on your buttocks.
2. Doctor Whom 13 years ago
  
  James 5:14-16 (KJV): Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him. Confess [your] faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
  
  So I guess the entire issue of health care is moot.
  1. Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago
    
    So James was a Christian Scientist - good to know
Gus 13 years ago

He's like everywhere!
BarryD 13 years ago

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ!
Killazontherun 13 years ago

The son of God has man boobs, the son of Satan, well have you seen Warty?
I haven't, but I imagine he has an eight pack and no man boobs.
1. Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago
  
  Hello - 'member the De'il in "Legend"?
  
  Six pack, pecs, tri's, bi's, delts - the whole fuckin' PACKAGE, man. Plus, red skin.
  
  The Devil is the SHIT from a fitness standpoint.
2. Pip from the forge 13 years ago
  
  Speaking of Warty, is Episiarch crying in his microbrew, too distraught to make an appearance? And where's Dunphy?! And why in hell haven't any dogs been executed today? Something's up, and I don't like it.
  1. Paul. 13 years ago
    
    And all the people rejoiced in the succor of free healthcare!
    1. Pip from the forge 13 years ago
      
      And Jesus made a loaf into a hundred deep-dish pizzas.
      1. Dunphy (the real one) 13 years ago
        
        I'M here
        
        this decision is just too bizarre. i've read most of the volokh predictions prior to this ruling, and this was simply not on people's radar (that it's a tax and thus ok).
        
        it's just "wicked bizzah"
        
        Pip from the forge 13 years ago
        
        Now all we need is a dead dog and Episiarch.
  2. Killazontherun 13 years ago
    
    It's a strange trajectory of happenstance that is occurring at the moment. Mangling all sense into deprivation, sentences into nonsense.
    1. Pip from the forge 13 years ago
      
      ^
      Said what he.
      1. Dunphy (the real one) 13 years ago
        
        the center cannot hold
Killazontherun 13 years ago

In case anyone need a distraction from the Gahh! Stupidity?!?

Safe anywhere.

http://www.creativebloq.com/di.....es-1233236
kinnath 13 years ago

Jesus take the wheel....
BakedPenguin 13 years ago

If it's not Wookiee Jesus, I don't care.
Killazontherun 13 years ago

More to cheer you up.

is this the beginning of the end of Justin Bieber?

http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/06/i.....in-bieber/
creativebiolabs 6 years ago

The sickening thing is I was talking to a Connecticut legislator, a Republican yet, who thought the kids should be allowed to stay on the policy to age 30! There wasn't one employee at my company who left their kids on to age 26...because they didn't want to pay the extra 25% for family coverage that the company didn't cover. Our insurance carrier rep says the only ones leaving the kids on are either rich or their kids have some horrendously expensive medical problem (that will eventually drive the employer's premium through the roof if its group rated.)
IgG-scFv

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