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Politics

Obama Bio-bombs Presidential History on White House Website

Scott Shackford | 5.16.2012 12:24 PM

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The administration that brought you the worst Mother's Day card since that one from Futurama has been finding all sorts of interesting ways to campaign through the White House's website. In a move that is somehow both unbelievably arrogant but also completely pointless, congratulatory statements of President Barack Obama's accomplishments have appeared in the biographies of other presidents.

Rory Cooper of the Heritage Foundation tweeted his discovery of the edits, which were then picked up by Seth Mandel at Commentary Magazine. At the bottom of the biographies of many of the presidents of the 20th Century, a "Did You Know?" bullet point attempts to tie that president to Obama's accomplishments in office.

From Calvin Coolidge:

  • On Feb. 22, 1924 Calvin Coolidge became the first president to make a public radio address to the American people. President Coolidge later helped create the Federal Radio Commission, which has now evolved to become the Federal Communications Commission (FCC).   President Obama became the first president to hold virtual gatherings and town halls using Twitter, Facebook, Google+, LinkedIn, etc.

From Franklin Delano Roosevelt:

  • On August 14, 1935, President Roosevelt signed the Social Security Act. Today the Obama Administration continues to protect seniors and ensure Social Security will be there for future generations.

From Ronald Reagan (!!!):

  • President Reagan designated Martin Luther King Jr. Day a national holiday; today the Obama Administration honors this tradition, with the First and Second Families participating in service projects on this day.
  • In a June 28, 1985 speech Reagan called for a fairer tax code, one where a multi-millionaire did not have a lower tax rate than his secretary. Today, President Obama is calling for the same with the Buffett Rule. 

The additions have, of course, led to a parody Tumblr featuring Obama photobombing history.

What, if anything, is the White House trying to accomplish here? Does anybody even go to the White House website to look up presidential biographies? Who is the target of this campaign? Kids whose schools won't let them use Wikipedia to write their history papers?

The biographies of the past presidents are from "The Presidents of the United States," written by Michael Beschloss and Hugh Sidey for the nonprofit White House Historical Association. Unfortunately, nobody was answering the phones at the association's office, so we don't know how they might feel about the Obama administration's self-serving additions.

And before anybody asks: No, James Buchanan's bio has not been amended to praise Obama's recent designation as the first gay president. At least not yet.

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  1. fried wylie   13 years ago

    Yo, Fuck Calvin Coolidge.

  2. Alack   13 years ago

    Dammit, Coolidge fathered the FCC? I knew there had to be something I didn't like about him.

    1. sloopyinca   13 years ago

      Read into it a bit more. All the FCC did was codify frequency designations and resolution standards the free market had already adopted. It was at the request of all involved players, so there may have been a bit of rent-seekimg, but the rules they established had already been in place for years, set up by the manufacturers and stations alike.

      1. fried wylie   13 years ago

        Government: bringing you solutions to problems you already solved, and bringing you new problems in the process!

      2. Alack   13 years ago

        That sounds less horrible, but it's still stupid; possible more stupid, since, as Wylie said, it was a problem that was already solved.

        At least my lack-of-dislike of Coolidge can now be maintained with minimal cognitive dissonance.

        1. Zeb   13 years ago

          Well, for something like radio frequencies that is ispossible to actually possess, the voluntary agreements only work until someone with lots of resources decides to be a dick and use whatever frequencies he wants to or jams competitors' frequencies. If that guy is not part of the industry agreement, he is not bound to repect it.

          But I agree that pretty much everything else the FCC does is stupid and harmful.

      3. Zeb   13 years ago

        If the FCC just made sure people didn't mess with frequencies that other people were using, I think that having them would be sensible. Some sort of artificial structure is necessary if people are to be able to own the rights to use certain frequencies. It certainly would not be high on the list of government agencies to get rid of.
        THe problem is that they get involved in content and things unrelated to radio frequency use and allocation.

        1. fried wylie   13 years ago

          sort of like surveyors for the airwaves.

          1. Emmerson Biggins   13 years ago

            Or handing out deeds to homesteaders.

  3. fried wylie   13 years ago

    Does anybody even go to the White House website to look up presidential biographies?

    I refer to Wikipedia as "The White House", so yeah.

    Well, I mean, that's where I would look if I ever in my life wanted to look up a presidential biography for whatever strange reason.

  4. fried wylie   13 years ago

    ensure Social Security will be there for future generations.

    What has he done that even remotely addresses the longterm solvency of SS?

    1. sloopyinca   13 years ago

      ^^RAAAAAAAAACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!^^

      /team blue flack or host on MSNBC

      1. Question of Auban   13 years ago

        This is why I don't think that a certain controvery that tanked the RP campaign in 2008 would be an issue this year if he got the Republican nomination. That card has been played by the left so much that most people either roll thier eyes or laugh if it is played.

    2. R C Dean   13 years ago

      If "addresses" includes "impairs", then I would say he has done a lot.

  5. fried wylie   13 years ago

    President Reagan designated Martin Luther King Jr. Day a national holiday; today the Obama Administration honors this tradition, with the First and Second Families participating in service projects on this day.

    Shuji Nakamura commercialized blue LEDs, and now, I use them! *pats self on back*

  6. Question of Auban   13 years ago

    If Obama is reelected I am leaving the country - yes, I am serious. Panama is looking better and better all the time. The Dominican Republic looks promissing too.

  7. crazyfingers   13 years ago

    What a humble leader this guy is...

  8. Ken Shultz   13 years ago

    Doesn't this mean someone violated the Hatch Act?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatch_Act_of_1939

    I mean, unless the president edits the White House website itself, some federal employee has to be writing this stuff, right?

    Maybe I missed the memo about how the emperor stopped pretending he wasn't an emperor a long time ago, but this looks like evidence that a federal employee might be doing this.

    Maybe it's someone he's paying himself, just like a speechwriter? But that wouldn't seem right either if it's being done on a .gov website. We the People are paying for that bandwidth.

    It's jackassery even if it is legal, though.

    1. sloopyinca   13 years ago

      It certainly strikes me as Pernicious Political Activity.

      If the sex of the perpetrator is unknown, can we refer to them as a cunt in this thread? Because this is a pretty cunty thing to do, IMO.

    2. Ted S.   13 years ago

      I would have guessed one of the interns did it.

      1. Isaac Bartram   13 years ago

        Well, we do have a precedent for the President being fellated by an intern.

      2. Ken Shultz   13 years ago

        Using an intern to update the website might be okay.

        Unless the intern is getting a stipend courtesy of the taxpayer.

        Or, unless that whitehouse.gov address is owned and paid for by the taxpayer, in which case, he's using government resources for campaigning.

        Maybe Obama should use that presidential chopper to fly him into his next campaign appearance. Actually, a flyover from the Blue Angels might not be a bad idea--he is the Commander in Chief. Maybe Obama could use the Marine marching band while he's at it. In fact, maybe Obama should just kick everybody except for his campaign donors out of Yosemite for a weekend!

        He's the president--it's his damn park, isn't it?! If he needs Yosemite for his campaign, why isn't that part of being president?

        I'll tell you why: it's the same reason he's not supposed to use government employees or whitehouse.gov for his own personal campaign, that's why!

    3. PapayaSF   13 years ago

      I smell Media Matters. They need to do something to keep the checks coming from Soros.

    4. LarryA   13 years ago

      I'm guessing it was Al Gore.

  9. sloopyinca   13 years ago

    Johannes Gutenberg invented the modern printing press. It played a key role in the development of the Renaissance, Reformation, the Age of Enlightenment and the Scientific Revolution and laid the material basis for the modern knowledge-based economy and the spread of learning to the masses. Today, Barack Obama has the Federal Reserve Bank and the Department of the Treasury use printing presses at an unheard-of pace, thus hastening the destruction of the dollar's value.

    1. db   13 years ago

      LOL

    2. fried wylie   13 years ago

      Gutenberg was never a US President, you racist.

      1. MattJ   13 years ago

        Not even the Stonecutters have that kind of power.

  10. ChrisO   13 years ago

    This is an example of what happens when you have Top Men on the job.

    Seriously, didn't anyone involved have the basic sense to say, "you know, this looks pretty stupid."?

    1. fried wylie   13 years ago

      you know he's the sort of boss who would fire someone for such accurate criticism.

      and by "the sort of", I mean "shitty."

    2. Brendan   13 years ago

      That would require introspection coupled with at least a tiny sense of objectivity.

      When everything you do is shaped and entirely by your feelings on the matter, your intentions, and/or your goals, you will never even develop that little voice that asks things like "Is this right?", "Does this make sense?", "Is there another way?", etc.
      If by some stroke of luck, you do develop that voice, you will always answer in the affirmative.

      Obama has set a new standard for presidential narcissism, and you can't have narcissism without being self-centered.

      1. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

        There is no "I" in "team," but there is an "m" and and "e."

  11. db   13 years ago

    Sir Isaac Newton developed the theory of gravitation, which revolutionized physics and in resulted in the rapid technological advancement of the human race. Today, President Obama continues the Industrial development of the United States by providing economic stimulus to our nation's important alternative energy industry.

    1. fried wylie   13 years ago

      also never President. so many racists posting today, sheesh!

  12. Joe M   13 years ago

    Not Coolidge!

    1. Joe M   13 years ago

      Calvin is off my list for baby names.

      1. Hugh Akston   13 years ago

        Grover Cleveland is still pure.

      2. LarryA   13 years ago

        Just think, "and Hobbes."

  13. slugbottom   13 years ago

    OK, it's time to share my two snide nicknames for Mr. Obama: President "I,Me,Mine" or President Personal Pronoun. Feel to use them.

    1. BakedPenguin   13 years ago

      Since Ken Shultz is in this thread, I'll withhold my nickname for the Obomber.

  14. db   13 years ago

    Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz developed the Calculus which stands as one of the most influential mathematical techniquez in history. Today, President Obama honors this achievement by fighting for better funding in our schools and creating programs to help provide more teachers around the United States.

  15. Joe M   13 years ago

    1963, Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves with the Emancipation Proclamation. Today, President Obama is trying to enslave us all.

    1. fried wylie   13 years ago

      HERE WE GO, someone actually using a president in the joke.

      +5 internetz

      1. fried wylie   13 years ago

        (i'd even accept other historical leaders, but just random influential people from history weakens the joke)

        1. Brian D   13 years ago

          I disagree. There's no reason not to imagine if the White House website had bios of prominent historical figures, there's be blurbs linking them to various accomplishments of our current President.

          1. fried wylie   13 years ago

            why would WH.gov have bios of prominent historical figures though?

            otherwise, sure.

          2. fried wylie   13 years ago

            but why would the WH site have bios of prominent, non-governing, historical figures?

            otherwise, I accept your point.

            1. Brian D   13 years ago

              They would have them so that their paltry accomplishments could be compared to the Messiah's of course. We have only had so many presidents...

            2. Kaptious Kristen   13 years ago

              The government agency I'm involved with (not the WH) had bios of prominent non-governing historical figures on one of its blogs. In fact, the entire blog was bios of these people. If ever there was a make-work project for some old-timey bureaucrat close to retirement, that was it.

      2. db   13 years ago

        The joke is supposed to be lionizing Obama, not juxtaposing his horrible policies against a previous president's supposed accomplishments. We're adapting the meme.

    2. Invisible Finger   13 years ago

      +100 for the obvious typo the White House would never catch.

  16. sloopyinca   13 years ago

    Pythagoras of Samos was a noted Ionic philosopher, religious leader and mathematician from the 6th Century BC. He is most notably known for the Pythagorean theorem involving triangles. Today, President Obama utilizes triangulation to determine what position he should take on an issue that will ensure him the most votes.

    1. Ska   13 years ago

      Today, President Obama utilizes triangulation to determine the coordinates of suspected terrorists, or people he just plain doesn't like.

      1. fried wylie   13 years ago

        nice

  17. wareagle   13 years ago

    all I notice is that Obama has not actually done anything himself. He has agreed with some things others did, but he is basically a follower. What a shock.

    1. Kaptious Kristen   13 years ago

      No, he's done plenty. And he needs to stop it, now.

  18. db   13 years ago

    Hippocrates was an influential Ancient Greek physician who is considered the Father of Western Medicine and whose contributions have save the lives of countless millions over the centuries. Today President Obama fights to ensure equal access to health care for all, continuing Hippocrates' lifesaving tradition.

    1. CE   13 years ago

      Hippocrates is famous for the Hippocratic Oath, which says "first do no harm".

      President Obama taking the presidential oath of office to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution was acting hypocritically, as events have shown.

      1. sloopyinca   13 years ago

        [golf clap]

  19. sloopyinca   13 years ago

    William Henry Harrison was inagurated on March 4, 1841 and died one month later, making his presidency the shortest on record. President Obama has so alienated many Americans that they wish that honor was no longer Harrison's.

    Is that better, wylie?

    1. fried wylie   13 years ago

      It would probably be funnier if I had any clue to who WHH was. Thanks for accommodating me though, *highfive*

    2. Emmerson Biggins   13 years ago

      that sounds like a good way to get a visit from the SS

      1. Apogee   13 years ago

        That or being a Columbian hooker.

  20. Brian D   13 years ago

    Franklin Delano Roosevelt succeeded Herbert Hoover to become President during the Great Depression. Today, President Obama is also struggling to overcome an economy he inherited from another evil Republican using the panacea of massive government expansion and hyper-regulation.

    1. CE   13 years ago

      and war.

  21. Mad Scientist   13 years ago

    In December, 1941, President Roosevelt signed the Declarations of War against Japan and then, 3 days later, against Germany and Italy. Today, President Obama has never convinced Congress to declare war. Nevertheless, he has sent American soldiers to Afganistan, Uganda, Pakistan and Iraq, and sent American missles into Libya, and sold weapons to Mexican drug cartels, all without any declaration of war whatsoever.

    1. CloneOfThrawn   13 years ago

      How else is he going to keep holding onto that Nobel?

    2. CloneOfThrawn   13 years ago

      How else is he going to keep holding onto that Nobel?

  22. sloopyinca   13 years ago

    Adolph Hitler killed millions of his enemies and innocent bystanders throughout Europe and northern Africa with manned bombers from the German Luftwaffe. President Obama is using advances in technology to kill thousands of his enemies and innocent bystanders around the entire world with both manned and unmanned bombers from the US Air Force.

    1. KDN   13 years ago

      Hey, Hitler was killing enemies with unmanned craft as well.

      Hitler: shooting cruise missiled into residential neighborhoods BEFORE IT WAS COOL.

      1. sloopyinca   13 years ago

        Well if you want to get technical, Alexander the Great was doing it before destroying other peoples' shit was cool.

      2. db   13 years ago

        Technically the V-1 was a drone aircraft.

  23. sloopyinca   13 years ago

    Before mankind was created, God banished Satan to hell for attempting to overthrow heaven. Today, thanks to the NDAA, President Obama can banish those who dissent to permanent detention without trial.

    1. fried wylie   13 years ago

      God wasn't a president, but I think this is the winner.

  24. rts   13 years ago

    I look forward to what President Camacho has to add to Obama's bio in 2505.

  25. Alack   13 years ago

    Thomas Jefferson was a noted political philosopher, and the forefather of the Jeffersonian view of American government (as opposed to the Hamiltonian). Like Jefferson, President Obama is widely believed to have had sex with a black woman.

  26. Kaptious Kristen   13 years ago

    Where's the hat tip to ______ commenter tarran?!?!?!

    1. Scott S.   13 years ago

      I heard about it from Twitter, not from any commenters this time. It must have been getting around.

      1. Kaptious Kristen   13 years ago

        OK, what superlative would you have used in the vent you had heard this form tarran? What about John?

    2. tarran   13 years ago

      First of all, it was John who brought it up first. The original articles had no links to the whitehouse website, and I had to use some google-fu to locate them.

      1. Brandon   13 years ago

        "Rational, humble commenter tarran?" That's not funny. You suck, tarran!

        1. Kaptious Kristen   13 years ago

          Yeah!

  27. db   13 years ago

    President William Howard Taft was so fat he once became stuck in his bathtub. Today, President Obama is taking action to help children live more healthy lifestyles through increased subsidization of school lunch programs in conjunction with First Lady Michelle Obama's "Let's Move!" childhood health initiative.

  28. Joe M   13 years ago

    George Washington had wooden teeth. President Obama is perfecting his design for the wooden nickel.

  29. 16th amendment   13 years ago

    If I were in Congress I would propose the real Buffet rule: lower the top rate to 15%. That way Buffet's secretary will surely pay less than Buffet himself.

  30. Azathoth!!   13 years ago

    He who controls the present controls the past, and he who controls the past controls the future.

  31. CE   13 years ago

    1837: Andrew Jackson became the last US President to pay the national debt down to 0.

    2012: President Obama became the US President who finally borrowed so much money we'll never pay it all back.

  32. Mike Laursen   13 years ago

    I'm trying to be outraged about this one, but it's just so pathetic.

  33. A Frayed Knot   13 years ago

    That tumlbr is missing the image of Obama being nailed to the cross. After all, he is the Second Coming, isn't he?

  34. Knarf Black   13 years ago

    "Bio-bomb"? That's my favorite new move in Prototype 2.

  35. CE   13 years ago

    1798: John Adams signs the Alien and Sedition Acts, making it a crime to criticize the government and undermining the promise of freedom in the nation Adams had helped found.

    Today, President Obama keeps renewing the USA Patriot Act, ensuring that the promise of freedom remains a pipe dream.

  36. Broseph of Invention   13 years ago

    In 1801, Thomas Jefferson was the first U.S. president to move a black family into the White House, in order to have sex with the mother.

    In 2009, Barack Obama continues that tradition.

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