Selling Off Seized TSA Contraband Is Just Barely Worth it for States
As I noted approximately five million years ago when I was but an intern babe in the woods, the Transportation Security Agency (TSA) has a use for the property it takes from you, forgetful airline travelers. And it is not just so staffers can start hoarding your weird junk. No, your thousands of pocket knives, snow-globes, and more existential threats such as grenade-shaped belt buckles or purses with gun motifs can be sold or donated.
USA Today picks up the story today, and it turns out that 30 states either donate their seized contraband or have it sold at state surplus stores in order to make teeny tiny dents in their deficits:
Because the TSA had trouble coping with the accumulation, with 10 tons of contraband piling up at Los Angeles International Airport alone, [executive director of the National Association of State Agencies for Surplus Property Scott] Pepperman helped negotiate an agreement a decade ago with the federal government for states to take possession of the surrendered items.
"It was of no use to TSA. It's of no value to them. The cost and care of storage and handling was exceeding the commercial value of it to them," Pepperman says. "Some (states) put them up on eBay. Some have their own websites. Others have auctions."…
Some items have questionable resale value. Items that crossed Pepperman's path while he worked in the Pennsylvania surplus agency until two years ago included machetes, meat slicers and a box of rocks.
"We collected more fuzzy handcuffs than you would ever see in your life — boxes and boxes of fuzzy handcuffs," he says.
But what it comes down to is that it's barely worth it for the TSA to steal your stuff and sell it. All of the contraband, the semi-dangerous and the laughably benign, they will take it, but they're not very excited about it. The article reports that since 2004, Pennsylvania has earned $700,000 for its coffers and:
In Alabama, the surplus property division at the state Department of Economic and Community Affairs got about 3 tons last year from airports in Alabama and Florida. Sales totaled about $15,000 for the year, says Larry Childers, an agency spokesman.
"It's a net plus for us, but not a big moneymaker," Childers says.
Georgia opted out of collecting the objects in 2008 because it was too much trouble, says Steve Ekin, the surplus program manager for the Department of Administrative Services.
"It was a lot of work for very little return," Ekin says.
It's probably is more of a pain to sort through all this stuff than anything, but the TSA sure doesn't need one more incentive to not fix their absurd security theater.
Reason on the TSA
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"We collected more fuzzy handcuffs than you would ever see in your life ? boxes and boxes of fuzzy handcuffs,"
Oh, the kinky vacations that were ruined! I wonder if that's covered by travel insurance?
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The duty-free shops now have a new product to sell!
Episiarch|2.22.12 @ 7:57PM|#
"The duty-free shops now have a new product to sell!"
Naah. TSA agents have a new product to fence.
TSA Agent: I'm taking your potentially explosive tube of toothpaste. *tosses it into bin three feet away*
So... if the tube of toothpaste was potentially explosive, why are you filling a bin full of potentially explosive material? Do you test any of it for explosives later? What's the danger of having a bin full of potentially explosive material, right here in the line full of 200 people waiting to get through your security theater?
The TSA is a joke.
In Alabama, the surplus property division at the state Department of Economic and Community Affairs got about 3 tons last year from airports in Alabama and Florida. Sales totaled about $15,000 for the year, says Larry Childers, an agency spokesman.
"It's a net plus for us, but not a big moneymaker," Childers says
So they sold or auctioned off 3 tons of potentially lethal weapons or explosive devices?
The fact that the TSA is tacitly admitting that the shit they're taking is safe to be sold back to the public makes me weep for my country's institutions.
why don't they just put big bins of this shit where the deplaning passengers can take them? You get your letter opener confiscated in Dallas, pick one out of the bin in Detroit. We'll see who picks out the fuzzy handcuffs in the middle of the terminal.
old fart|2.22.12 @ 9:26PM|#
"why don't they just put big bins of this shit where the deplaning passengers can take them?"
Hey, you tryin' to horn in on the TSA fencing operation?
"machetes, meat slicers and a box of rocks."
And the box of rocks gets higher IQ scores than TSA agents.
So the government forces us at gunpoint to leave some of our personal belongings at the airport - to the tune of 10 tons of stolen loot at LAX alone! Then when they try to sell it, they can't even make a profit.
They can't even manage a thrift store, but they want to manage the ENTIRE economy?
The TSA quislings should be charged with theft for every item confiscated, and anyone who buys these items should be charged with receiving stolen goods.
I quite serious.
(And damn, I do need to proofread better! "I'm quite serious")
Sigh... (long pause) if they don"t take your nail clippers the terrorists win...
around christmas time pick a lucky winner in the security line to receive the profits instead.