Reason Staff Live-Tweets the Arizona Republican Debate. Now!

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heller 14 years ago

Abandon hope all ye who enter here
1. heller 14 years ago
  
  Through me you pass into the city of woe
  Through me you pass into eternal pain
  Through me among the people lost for aye.
  
  Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd
  To rear me was the task of power divine,
  Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
  
  Before me things create were none, save things
  Eternal, and eternal I endure.
  All hope abandon ye who enter here.
  
  Such characters in colour dim I mark'd
  Over a portal's lofty arch inscrib'd
  Whereat I thus: Master, these words import.
2. Episiarch 14 years ago
  
  Don't be so pessimistic, heller. Oh wait, were you talking about the debate?
3. ene 14 years ago
  
  Bi-curious? -Datebi*cO'Mis designed for bisexual and bi-curious individuals to meet in a friendly and comfortable environment. It hopes that all members can make new friends and establish romantic relationships.
  1. Francois 14 years ago
    
    What happened to lori?
    1. NEWS FLASH! 14 years ago
      
      Not banned. Still here!
      
      John loses.
      1. rather 14 years ago
        
        I win!!
      2. rather 14 years ago
        
        Even if they did delete all my posts calling everyone child molesters and the 900 character limit keeps me from putting up White Indian stuff anymore.
        
        rather 14 years ago
        
        The more times you use my name, the more it will cost you, and reason 🙂
        
        rather 14 years ago
        
        and please tell me you have done so from your place of business 🙂 🙂
Jerry 14 years ago

Will the candidates be stuck with Santorum in the middle in tonight's debate?
Ted S. 14 years ago

TCM, meanwhile, is showing Strangers on a Train, a movie in which every character is less psychopathic than the Repbulican nominees.
Francois 14 years ago

I bet the stupid white guy says something stupid.
1. EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago
  
  The over/under time on stupid is 8 seconds.
2. Kolohe 14 years ago
  
  Ah, they have audience participation, so the stupid white woman can say something stupid too.
Vote Constitution 14 years ago

http://www.constitutionparty.com/
1. Heroic Mulatto 14 years ago
  
  No.
Charles 3E 14 years ago

What's the medical equivalent of this debate? I'm going with whichever elective cosmetic surgery tipped Michael Jackson into "freak show looking."
1. EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago
  
  The medical equivalent? Gastrojejunocolic fistula.
  1. Charles 3E 14 years ago
    
    sickly accurate. Or accurately sick? One or the other.
  2. Paul 14 years ago
    
    I will not click on that.
2. mike 14 years ago
  
  at first I read that as medieval equivalent...perhaps debate XXI can feature jousting and other fun competitions.. thought I don't think they make body armour in newts size
Charles 3E 14 years ago

WOLF BLITZER, BLITZER OF WOLVES AND MEN
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

I'm watching this is surround sound, and I suggest you all do the same.
1. Bee Tagger 14 years ago
  
  I've got Santorum coming from behind me now. Thanks.
  1. Ben P. 14 years ago
    
    I see what you did there.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

The host has disabled reader comments.

Well look who can't handle the competition.
Charles 3E 14 years ago

Delegates: The Most Dangerous Game
1. Bee Tagger 14 years ago
  
  Nice
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

"Ron Paul: Tweaking the actual candidates."
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

I'm only watching till the Lakers game starts, so get all your wisecracks in by 6:30.
TomD 14 years ago

Is CNN's web stream working for anybody?
1. TomD 14 years ago
  
  Never mind. Working now. Eating the hell out of my CPU (god almighty, Flash is worse than ever), but working.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

By all means, hire a blimp for this.
Charles 3E 14 years ago

Newt's looking extra man-booby tonight
Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago

Have I mentioned I hate Ricky Bobby with the passion of 1000 suns?
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Paul should have ridden his bike in.
AA 14 years ago

"Here in the west, they know a thing or two about fights to the finish."

That means nothing here in AZ, Jesse.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Please hold your applause until there's something worth applauding.
Francois 14 years ago

Newt wins best dressed
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Arizona St? How will they get through this whole thing without taking a break for a kegstand?
1. Sharon Stone 14 years ago
  
  +1000
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Photo journalist, why do you hate America?
el Commentariosa 14 years ago

I have 3 episodes of Justified DVR'd
instead of this shit
1. Csonka 14 years ago
  
  Good taste will get you nowhere.
Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago

Play ball!
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

Give 'em Hell, Dr. Paul!
Coeus 14 years ago

Man, the tall blonde really stands out in that group.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

DOES CNN NOT KNOW HOW TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM IN FRONT OF THEIR CAMERAS?
Coeus 14 years ago

Paul just said the champion, didn't he?
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Crows feet included in those problems, Rick?
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

People can't grasp liberty, peace and prosperity. Sad.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

I'm Mitt Romney, I like lakes and properly-sized trees.
1. Paul 14 years ago
  
  I don't even get that and I still laughed.
* 14 years ago

Paul flubbing his very first line. Fantfuckingtastic.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Culture war already, way to go Newt.
Charles 3E 14 years ago

Nice shirt, Gilbert
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Romney: Hello, Newtman.
Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago

Everybody except teh gayzzz, right Ricky?
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Gilbert from Gilbert just asked a better question than any single moderator from every debate.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Wait a minute, why are they sitting? Are they not wearing pants?
1. Bee Tagger 14 years ago
  
  Aroused due to the national anthem.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Will I learn to beat Obama in bowling at that remedial math class?
Kolohe 14 years ago

How the hell do you stop the ads in the cover it live widget?
hazeeran 14 years ago

Santorum: balance out savings from scrapping ObamaCare by bombing Iran.
rather 14 years ago

Where the hell are the women?
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

The Olympics = applause killer.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Other than athletes, why would anyone brag about being involved with the Olympics?
1. Kolohe 14 years ago
  
  Totally late, but you know who else bragged about the olympics?
  1. Hugo Longbone 14 years ago
    
    The Greeks?
Paul 14 years ago

Suderman looks eerily like Edward Norton in his tweetpic.
1. Peter Suderman 14 years ago
  
  Possibly because it's a pic of Edward Norton. Maybe.
  1. Paul 14 years ago
    
    Now the obvious question... why?
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

A Death Ceiling!
1. Little James 14 years ago
  
  that's what it sounds like
TomD 14 years ago

"Senator, the governor singled you out -- take a few seconds."

Yeah, he "singled him out," you asshole, because you threw the question to Romney in that way.

John King and CNN are determined to turn this into another Romney-Santorum circus rather than an actual debate among all four candidates.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

So the Mitt and Newt Show has spun off into the Newt and Rick Show?
1. Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago
  
  Mitt and Rick Show. The Newt and Rick Show would be extra unwatchable.
  1. Bee Tagger 14 years ago
    
    CNN is 100% certain this time that these are the 2 candidates that have a chance to win.
    1. Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago
      
      Any given time any of the debate producers believe there are exactly two viable candidates.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

What does any of this have to do with your personal relationship with Reagan, Newt? I'm not following you here.
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

That's some good historianing, Newt.
Charles 3E 14 years ago

Newt makes me embarrassed to be a historian.
Little James 14 years ago

Mitt has bedroom eyes at Newt
A Serious Man 14 years ago

Yes CNN, let's not let Ron Paul answer a question about the debt. It's not like he's been more outspoken than any of the assholes on stage with him. By all means fuel the Romney-Santorum bitch fest.
Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago

Is newt a historian or something? I forget.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Gingrich is going into solve-all-your-problems-for-you-mode.
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

Zing!!!
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Ha, congrats on being "real".
TomD 14 years ago

Santorum really hates Ron Paul. He seethes.
1. Lost_in_translation 14 years ago
  
  And more than likely more than 50% of America feels that way about Rick santorum.
rather 14 years ago

Wow! Paul's suit nearly fits him
1. Csonka 14 years ago
  
  I swear he got smaller or the suit got bigger as the night wore on.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Did Santorum say "I'm real, bro"?
1. TomD 14 years ago
  
  "I'm real, Ron."
2. Santorum 14 years ago
  
  Come at me, bro!
Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago

So fuck you Ricky!
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Santorum loves it when the crazy old uncle gets going.
A Serious Man 14 years ago

Yes, Ron Paul has credibility. You think that would be obvious.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Terribly unfocused answer from Paul but it still had some applause lines.
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

Santorum is oozing confidence.
hazeeran 14 years ago

I read that Weekly Standard article. It doesn't explain how Santorum rated so well having voted for the Iraq war, No Child Left Behind, debt increases, et cetera.
1. Chupacabra 14 years ago
  
  You mistakenly assume that voters have principles.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Santorum wants entitlement reform... unless old people really like their social security.
rather 14 years ago

Well, sanitorium lost the Florida vote; but then do they still chad things there
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

Scare the old people!
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

Why does Ron Paul hate Israel?
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Great response from Paul about comparing yourself to a fiercely hated Congress.
rather 14 years ago

You can trust them all; the're men!
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

"It's important to the people in the audience, so we'll switch to social issues in just a few minutes."
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Field of Screams: Kevin Costner plows under his embryo farm to put up a Planned Parenthood to rebuild his relationship with the mother he never had, played by Margaret Sanger.
1. Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago
  
  Debate blog is not the place for high concept!
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Significally less brown in your emergency rooms!
Newt 14 years ago

We have failure of will. We need triumph of the will.
Little James 14 years ago

Is Newt ready to impose the future?
hazeeran 14 years ago

Did anyone else hear "You've talked about your erection in the past"?
Charles 3E 14 years ago

I think Newt's got some pug genes in his family tree
LilDebbie 14 years ago

So happy Dr Paul stopped trying to pack lectures into 30 sec and instead opted to fuck with Santorum.
Bender B. Rodriguez 14 years ago

I keep waiting for Faye Grant to storm the stage and tear the human mask off Newt to reveal his reptile skin.
1. Bender B. Rodriguez 14 years ago
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBEIZYCSy5g
Robert 14 years ago

I'm stuck with dial-in (modem) cx tonight, so unless someone has an audio-only streaming link, I've got to listen out of WBT, Charlotte, which cuts away for news & commercials.
Paul 14 years ago

Santorum seems to be gaying up the place nicely.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Shorter Mitt: tl;dr
Charles 3E 14 years ago

"I didn't follow all that" - nice one, Mitt
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

What's the audience doing? Did Peg Bundy just say something?
1. Little James 14 years ago
  
  She sent Al to the bedroom.
Bam! 14 years ago

Didn't everyone last election cycle say they hate earmarks and will put them to an end?
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Ha, Mitt is feisty tonight.
1. Bam! 14 years ago
  
  Engineers overclocked him last night.
rather 14 years ago

When is sanitorium going to speak in tongues?
hazeeran 14 years ago

Don't mean to be critical? Wut?
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Shouldn't Ron Paul weigh in on earmarks here?
TomD 14 years ago

Romney thought he was getting booed, when in fact the boos were directed at his "6,000 earmarks by Gingrich" line.
Hadouken 14 years ago

I like that the wide shot can only fit three of 'em.
1. rather 14 years ago
  
  FFS, Gingrich is in that shot!
Little James 14 years ago

It's the audience from Springer
1. hazeeran 14 years ago
  
  You are NOT the father!
  1. Jerry 14 years ago
    
    Everybody gets a father! Oh wait, wrong show...
    1. Kolohe 14 years ago
      
      Actually, maybe it's the right one; that's why it's called "The Daddy Party"
LilDebbie 14 years ago

Well CNN should be happy with this circus.
TomD 14 years ago

Wow.

John King sucks. Really, really sucks. You would think he learned the last time.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Welcome to Modern Conservatism: embracing taxpayer financed sports stadiums at their most extreme: the olympics.
Little James 14 years ago

Is Newt sitting in pudding?
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Either Mitt Romney or Newt Gingrich is going to run the United States like the Olympics. (Americans will always underachieve.)
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

But Mitt is the executive branch. His stance is just as natural as the other three's.
hazeeran 14 years ago

Okay answer Paul, but drink less coffee.
Hadouken 14 years ago

Paul need to slow the fuck down and finish the words coming out of his mouth.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Santorum just referred to government dollars instead of taxpayer dollars. His fiscal conservatism mask slipped a little there.
Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago

LESS Ricky Bobby!
Paul 14 years ago

Suderman: Earmarks, foreign aid...we've now covered about 1 percent of federal spending.

Laugh if you will, but if you can cut 1% of federal funding with one quick statement, imagine how much you could cut if you actually sat down and thought about it.
1. Lost_in_translation 14 years ago
  
  2%?
  1. protefeed 14 years ago
    
    0.3%% of a 5% annual increase?
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

Rick Santorum: Champion of Free Markets!
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

I WROTE AN OP-ED IN THE NEWSPAPER ALL BYS MYSELF
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

Mitt Romney: Champion of Central Planning!
hazeeran 14 years ago

Mitt Romney: My view is this .. today.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

First rule of GOP Debate Club: Never talk about George W. Bush.
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

Newt Gingrich: Champion of Bras for Men!
1. Lost_in_translation 14 years ago
  
  What's up braaaa?
2. Hugo Longbone 14 years ago
  
  You mean man-zeers
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Romney's approach to federal bailouts is like Tony LaRussa's approach to batting his pitcher 8th. They're men of principle unless it matters.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Ha, nothing it tough for Newt. (Except stairs.)
Little James 14 years ago

Newt's 2nd chin emotes very well.
rather 14 years ago

The tweets suck worse than the debate; why can't Satan show up and give sanitorium somthing to talk about?
Charles 3E 14 years ago

ALABAMA SHOUT OUT VOTE NEWT
Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago

I have a little tear in my eye.
rather 14 years ago

OK, Paul spoke for ten seconds; he can go home and nap now
Little James 14 years ago

After the break: 80s Movie Trivia.
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

People booing free markets and liberty at a GOP debate. Ffffffuuuuuuu.....
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Faith? Why is CNN holding the most important issue for last???
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Ah, for a fleeting second I thought they might bring up marijuana. But no, immigration and...faith?
MWG 14 years ago

Ooooh... Immigration and faith. Pass the popcorn.
Bam! 14 years ago

Here's hoping RomneyBot breaks out into "I Believe" from "The Book of Mormon" musical during the faith segment.

And then on to the swimsuit competition, and then we rap this up.
rather 14 years ago

petersuderman:

The Romney-Santorum matchup is just like Aliens vs. Predator: Whoever wins, we lose. [via Twitter]

Finally a good remark: I like Predators
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Ooo, HBO is showing Titanic right now!
1. Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago
  
  No, wait, this is still the debate.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

They're not saying "boooo," they're saying "boooorth control."
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

This is handing Newt a platform, goddammit.
Charles 3E 14 years ago

I think Newt's gained weight in the last few weeks.
1. Little James 14 years ago
  
  he gained weight during the break.
  1. EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago
    
    Just his moobs.
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

Santorum should be cool with immigration. Most of our Latino hermanos and hermanas immigrantes are muy Catalicos. No?
Little James 14 years ago

I heard Elton John is the halftime show for tonight's debate.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Paul's answer regarding government involvement in contracts covers this whole birth control issue, but far be it for any other candidate to notice this.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

COME ON! GIVE SANTORUM A CHANCE TO BE INDIGNANT!
Little James 14 years ago

HERE WE GO
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Satan guiding teen willies into teen hoo-hoos.
Charles 3E 14 years ago

Rick Santorum's solution to kids born out of wedlock is to discourage birth control
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Question for Santorum: which is better for a child, being raised by an unmarried teenage mother or a homosexual couple?
Bam! 14 years ago

If Santorum didn't have children, I'd question whether he was sexually active yet.
1. Jumbie 14 years ago
  
  You may yet be right. There are methods around sex you know and something tells me that Rick would like to inflict them all on us.
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

Santorum is concerned with issues usually relegated to the First Lady, not the President.
1. Bee Tagger 14 years ago
  
  Exactly. At best, it's a mixed message when you spend your time, while explaining why you should be elected President, talking about whether people should or shouldn't use birth control.
Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

...His truth is marching on!
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

CERTAIN ETHNIC GROUPS!
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

We could just eradicate certain ethnic groups? Just saying...
1. Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago
  
  You know who else...
  
  Oh never mind.
  1. EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago
    
    Yukio Mishima?
Lost_in_translation 14 years ago

Has anyone stabbed their TV screen yet. I'm specifically not watching because I just got mine repaired.
1. Charles 3E 14 years ago
  
  we are only halfway through this thing, it is a fate worse than death
Bam! 14 years ago

Newt keeps giving kudos to Ron Paul. Everyone wants his votes.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Yay! Meaningless quibbling over minute details of massachusetts' STATE TAKEOVER OF HEALTHCARE.
LilDebbie 14 years ago

Did that motherfucker just quote Rothbard?
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Planned Parenthood takes it on the chin.
1. Little James 14 years ago
  
  they don't swallow?
  1. EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago
    
    HAHAHAHA!!!
  2. Mr Whipple 14 years ago
    
    +1
  3. rather 14 years ago
    
    Not for Lent
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

I think it would do Paul a good service to explain his money is fungible line a little more.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Santorum's title goes up to 20.
1. Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago
  
  Eleven!
Little James 14 years ago

Mitt doesn't watch Youtube.
LilDebbie 14 years ago

Santorum is getting creamed.

Yeah, I went there.
Jerry 14 years ago

Paul & Romney go in for the kill re Santorum and pills.
SIV 14 years ago

Rick Santorum: BABYKILLER !
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Santorum: You go after me on Planned Parenthood, I go after you on Romneycare.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Is this the faith version of the debate or do we still have that to look forward to?
Francois 14 years ago

Isn't it government coercion to prevent women from getting birth control?
1. SIV 14 years ago
  
  Buy your own cunt pills Franny
Bam! 14 years ago

"For a lot of reasons" -- One: I can't get elected unless I promise to repeal Obama care.
Robert 14 years ago

At 8:55, John Hancock on WBT announced the end of their "eavesdropping on" the debate.
1. Little James 14 years ago
  
  lucky bastard
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

"I don't think the federal government should tackle the debt."
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Ouch! The Specter card tied directly to Obamacare. Nicely don.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

The specter of Arlen.
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

Santorum is blasting all over Romney!
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Those robot hands clapping nearly took off Santorum's nose.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Political expediency, thy name is Santorum.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

The audience likes over-enunciation.
Little James 14 years ago

PROTECT FROM WHOM?
TomD 14 years ago

"Tortuous," not "torturous," is the word they were looking for there.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Drone attacks on Mexico?
Robert 14 years ago

Know anyplace else I can get audio? This debate actually seems like a good, substantive one.
1. Bam! 14 years ago
  
  Have you checked http://www.cnnradio.com?
  1. Robert 14 years ago
    
    Thanks, but no mention there of an audio stream of the debate, just podcasts of various sorts. Not even a list of affiliate stns. carrying the debate.
    1. TomD 14 years ago
      
      Why don't you stream the video at CNN.com and, like, just listen?
      1. Robert 14 years ago
        
        And of course a few hrs. later my high speed cx came back on.
2. Robert 14 years ago
  
  But John Bachelor on WABC just pronounced shame on the Ariz. debates, apparently for avoiding vital issues of nat'l security -- or some tease like that.
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

Nice one, Dr. Paul!
Scruffy the Janitor 14 years ago

What did I miss?
1. EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago
  
  3 retards pulling each other's peckers, while Dr. Paul is ignored.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

There's no chance Rick Perry doesn't have his hand on Mrs. Gingrich's leg.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Why are these people so anti-moat?
1. Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago
  
  With crocs.
  1. Coeus 14 years ago
    
    We could always just bury our nuclear waste there. Anchor baby problem solved.
  2. Bee Tagger 14 years ago
    
    Yeah, crocs make it far too comfortable for illegals to come here.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

How many of Newt's answers boil down to "Top. Men." just like the Left? We just need the right people to modernize the government, that's it.
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

Newt Gingrich: Historian and Efficiency Expert. It's all so simple if we only do what he tells us.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Sheriff Joe! National treasure.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

E-Verify from the guy who wants government to not push onerous regulations on businesses.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Pretty good E-Verify product placement.
1. Newt Gingrich 14 years ago
  
  It's E-verriffic!
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Marco Rubio: Untouchable.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

One fence at a time.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

The import/export business!
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

"Newt" rhymes with "poot".
Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago

Commercial...thank god...need beer!
1. EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago
  
  Sierra Nevada Pale Ale here. What are you drinking?
  1. Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago
    
    Moosedrool.
    1. EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago
      
      Interesting. I'll have to give it a try.
      1. Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago
        
        http://www.bigskybrew.com/Our_Beers/Moose_Drool
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

One word:

Newt Gingrich: Historic!
Mitt Romney: Olympic!
Rick Santorum: Angelic!
Ron Paul: We have to stop all these wars and foreign aid and meddling in everyone else's business we don't have the money!
1. EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago
  
  Hehehehe!!!
2. TomD 14 years ago
  
  Paul should go with "principled."
  1. TomD 14 years ago
    
    OK, "consistent" was close.
Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago

Moosedrool.
Scruffy the Janitor 14 years ago

Arizona Commercial!!! who wants to move?
Scruffy the Janitor 14 years ago

Arizona Commercial!!! who wants to move?
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

ComeDiscoverArizonaUnlessYouLookMexican.com
SIV 14 years ago

I wish Reason was moderating the debate. They'd ask the tough questions and upload them to youtube. "How do you feel about converting existing "free" roads into high occupancy toll roads?"
Bam! 14 years ago

Ron Paul: We have to stop all these wars and foreign aid because the gold standard has devalued our dollars which gives the government the ability to meddle in your life.
1. Bam! 14 years ago
  
  Opps, meant that as a reply.
  1. Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago
    
    Ha, yeah I could have added more but I was under the gun to write that quickly. Curse you, debate blog pace!
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Come, discover Arizona. You could end up poking your finger in the president's face!
Little James 14 years ago

Is batshit-insane one word?
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

You know who else was consistent?
1. Little James 14 years ago
  
  Alan Alda?
2. Bee Tagger 14 years ago
  
  And resolute.
3. EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago
  
  Wilt Chamberlain?
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

WINTER IS NOT THE OPPOSITE OF SPRING.
1. dunphy 14 years ago
  
  nor are men and women the "opposite sex". that's equally silly
  
  they are the COMPLEMENTARY sex. unless you are gay, of course. then the complementary sex is your own sex.
  
  or something
  
  but saying men and women are opposite sex is not what "opposite" means
MWG 14 years ago

Shrinkage!
Bam! 14 years ago

Romney's going to reduce our debt by enacting many new DoD programs.
Scruffy the Janitor 14 years ago

Does Newt ever just answer any question? He just throws it in a different direction.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Social engineers like Paul Ryan.
Charles 3E 14 years ago

Newt Gingrich believes the military should set all policy
TomD 14 years ago

OK, watch -- Santorum is gonna latch back onto his "only 17% of the budget" thing as an attempt to undermine Paul's point on military spending.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Mad Men had an episode about fear of nuclear bombs going off on our soil. Newt must think that show is about the current time period.
MWG 14 years ago

There is danger everywhere donchaknow.
Bender B. Rodriguez 14 years ago

Really? We're in more danger now than when the USSR had 30,000 nukes aimed at us?
1. MWG 14 years ago
  
  Why do you love the terrorists?
Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago

Give da wiminz gunz!
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Catfish Hunter is listening intently to Santorum speak.
Sharon Stone 14 years ago

I wish this was the current ron paul...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi1nxu-Sy-w
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

No PMS in combat! Or, maybe only.
Little James 14 years ago

That mustache
1. EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago
  
  Johnny Unitas haircut.
  1. Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago
    
    There's a haircut you could set your watch to.
Scruffy the Janitor 14 years ago

Again Newt... Just answer the fucking question!~!
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Plug for the new Sascha Baron Cohen movie
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Newt believes there was no holocuast?
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Wow, a shot across the American public's bow by John King. WTF
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

King: Americans procrastinate on foreign policy.
Bender B. Rodriguez 14 years ago

Oh Paul can nail this one: "If Israel feels threatened, who are WE to forbid Israel from acting to defend themselves?"
1. Csonka 14 years ago
  
  I couldn't believe he didn't use that. It was sitting there like low-hanging fruit, already peeled.
Bam! 14 years ago

So Romney wants to engage in economic warfare with Iran? Wonder how that'll turn out.
1. Robert 14 years ago
  
  Your comment reminds me of my friend's crowing about Donald Trump's answer to a question, wouldn't protectionist policies lead to a trade war, "So? We can win that war."
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Santorum has programmed his own Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego substituting Iran for Carmen.
Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago

Ahmadinejad will give nukes to Bernie Madoff. The horror!
Bender B. Rodriguez 14 years ago

Santorum: I drive by Iran's house. I call Iran late at night and hang up. Does Iran ever ask about me?
1. Sharon Stone 14 years ago
  
  lmao
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Uh, we're Satan now?
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

Santorum keeps mentioning how much money he spent in Congress. I thought he was a fiscal conservative?
Bender B. Rodriguez 14 years ago

Oh God Paul don't blow this.
Bam! 14 years ago

It's really sad that only one person doesn't want to carpet bomb Iran.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

That was a great moment of anger from Paul on that declaration of war comment.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Ron Paul: Come together through attacks!
Bender B. Rodriguez 14 years ago

Hey he's not doing too bad...
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Is the timer buzzer on CNN tonight the sound of a dude coughing up a lung?
Bam! 14 years ago

Syria is a threat to Israel -- Which is why America must get involved!
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Is that the 2nd indirect prediction that reelecting obama will usher in a nuclear attack?
Bam! 14 years ago

Newt: I don't wanna talk about Iran, so lets talk about energy policy. I got lines for that.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Newt: What would I do differently from this president? Ten donuts for breakfast.
1. Amakudari 14 years ago
  
  I giggled.
  
  Also, "crippling sanctions"? Derp. We can't do shit for business with Iran. The hell kind of sanctions are we going to cripple them with?
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Twitter search time:

Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter
On domestic policy, no one is better than Ron Paul.
Judas K. Foxglove 14 years ago

Fuck these liars.

(ex RP)
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Bad news out of the Middle East the past couple months?
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Mitt: Grab a hold of that like a dead Jew's name that needs baptized!
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Ron Paul: Fuck your quickly, I got a minute.
1. Csonka 14 years ago
  
  hahahaha. I think he's sassier when he gets to sit down.
Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago

We need a Constitutional amendment to limit the use of the word feckless.
Kolohe 14 years ago

Man, because the last time couple of times we've enlisted Saudi Arabian help to fight a regime that we didn't like, it worked out great!
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

"What is your stand on sleeves?"
cw 14 years ago

What hasn't Santorum voted for?
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Political expediency, thy name is Santorum.
Bam! 14 years ago

Local and community? How about the fucking parents, you fucktard. Let them have control over their kids education.
1. Rick Santorum 14 years ago
  
  I believe in parental choice for my children, you peasant.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Romney about Santorum: I'm not gonna come out on that.
cw 14 years ago

So, Ricky believes in getting the whole government out of ed., yet he votes for more federal control. What a fuckwad.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Did he say testeing our kids? Is he running for President of Los Angeles school district? Burn.
rather 14 years ago

Is Lucy Stag showing off a hickey?
Bender B. Rodriguez 14 years ago

Santorum: Government doesn't work, except when it's bombing brown people and stopping Kevin Bacon from teaching teenagers in a small midwestern town to gyrate their hips.
rather 14 years ago

Research? At Gingrich rates?
1. Bender B. Rodriguez 14 years ago
  
  +100. Would read again.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Newt would make all of public education a laboratory.
rather 14 years ago

Only missionary positions for teachers? I guess that's progress
1. It is news to us 14 years ago
  
  Gee rather hasn't had sex since the janitor at her institute raped her five years ago.
Fluffy 14 years ago

How many neighboring countries have Iranian armored vehicles rolled into to crush demonstrators and machine-gun doctors?

Zero.

Same as Saudi Arab...oops, forgot one.
Bam! 14 years ago

Smack'em around, Paul!
Kolohe 14 years ago

Newt knows something about missionary.
cw 14 years ago

Ron Paul. Nail on head.
LilDebbie 14 years ago

lol camera guy focused in on "frothy"
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Ha, nice work CNN. Frothy Santorum sign front and center in that camera shot.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

The final Republican debate and I don't think anyone has bothered to drag out Ronald Reagan's corpse yet.
1. cw 14 years ago
  
  Newtie mentioned Reagan signing an immigration reform bill into law. Don't know if that counts.
  1. Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago
    
    Yeah, that counts. Phew.
2. Robert 14 years ago
  
  How do you know it's the final one? There may be none scheduled yet, but don't rule out more.
  1. Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago
    
    They're billing this as that. Two candidates have already backed out of what was going to be the next one.
Francisco d Anconia 14 years ago

I wish Ron wouldn't chuckle at the end of every statement. I know he's trying to lighten his scowling image, but it sounds forced.
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

Did anybody else see the ?FROTHY Santorum: Lube and fecal matter" sign in the crowd before the commercial break? Classic.
Little James 14 years ago

I passed out for 40minutes. what happened?
1. EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago
  
  Rewind your DVR and check out the "FROTHY Santorum: Lube and fecal matter" sign.
2. Bam! 14 years ago
  
  Bomb Iran, stop ObamaCare, immigrants are bad, cut the budget by increasing spending.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Ron Paul stealing Gingrich's schtick: Attacking the media.
1. Bee Tagger 14 years ago
  
  Good enough answer. Would also have been a good opportunity to hammer home the "i believe in a strong national defense and the military supports me" talking point.
2. Brian D 14 years ago
  
  Romney: Fuck your damn questions.
Amakudari 14 years ago

Is it just me, or has Newt begun to sound more like Kermit as this debate has gone on?
Bam! 14 years ago

There's Reagan's corpse.
rather 14 years ago

Please say that "I'm a a great husband", Newt
1. Its news to us 14 years ago
  
  Gee what a surprise, rather hasn't gotten laid in a while.
Amakudari 14 years ago

And Romney closes out by being an incoherent dick. Good job.
Mitt Romney 14 years ago

You ask the question. I'll answer whatever question I want.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Mitt Romney: Misconception that I'm not a dick and I can't prove it.
Bam! 14 years ago

So Romney is no longer talking about Bane, instead flogging the Olympics.
1. cw 14 years ago
  
  Why is the government in the Olympics, anyway?
Santorum 14 years ago

That I'm a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter. #biggestmisconception
cw 14 years ago

Shut up, Ricky. You're boring as hell.
Montani Semper Liberi 14 years ago

A candidate with principles and convictions? Why is Santorum talking about Ron Paul?
Little James 14 years ago

@pattonoswalt - "Biggest misconception? That I shot President Garfield." -- Ron Paul
Amakudari 14 years ago

"I'm from a state, which is a key swing state..." -Santorum

And they voted you out of office by the largest margin for an incumbent senator since the 70s.
rather 14 years ago

I am masturbating. I'm masturbating. Then I am gamboling.
1. rather 14 years ago
  
  I wonder what you're family will think?
Charles 3E 14 years ago

Rick Santorum is way into the adult diaper scene
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Hfs, I don't know who's dumber. First I would have said Ari Fleischer for saying Romney and Gingrich won but then Donna Brazille called Gingrich the statesman of the party.
1. Amakudari 14 years ago
  
  Well, consider that Santorum definitely lost, and Romney and Gingrich were the only people there. I'm pretty sure about this.
cw 14 years ago

Santorum always trots out his kids...
rather 14 years ago

Newt, I want to be your wife. Come gambol with me. Pay attention to me!!
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Santorum: I love being pretty.
Montani Semper Liberi 14 years ago

Oh no, Santorum's family is on! I see Surprised Eyes, but no Salty Ham Tears.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Santorum is about to be edited storming our of this interview.
EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago

Night y'all. Time for the Lakers game.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

John King is such a little girl about anyone questioning his performance as moderator.
rather 14 years ago

Why do Catholics not eat chocolate? What is up with that? And I just want it known that reason doesn't ban people, no matter what you say.
Team Blue Womyn 14 years ago

THESE REPUBLICAN MEN DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR RIGHT TO THEIR WALLETS!!!
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

ZOMBIE ATTACK! Oh wait, that's the governor.
rather 14 years ago

LIBERTARD: "Only someone that believes in property can have anything stolen, which means nothing can be stolen from you."

Libertards evidently would steal candy from a baby, and sleep like one that night.

KOCKsucking Libertards are white NEO-BOLSHEVIKS intent on taking everything.
1. rather 14 years ago
  
  Fuck you reasonites. there is nothing you can do to stop me.
  
  I'm still here!!
  1. Hugo Longbone 14 years ago
    
    YAY! I missed you, when can we meet and bump crotches.
2. rather 14 years ago
  
  P.S. Don't let them nigra types in on the deal; they got too much melanin, makes 'em "aggressors."
  
  "In short; RACIALIST SCIENCE is properly not an act of aggression or a cover for oppression of one group over another, but, on the contrary, an operation in defense of private property against assaults by aggressors." ~Murray Rothbard
  1. rather 14 years ago
    
    I'd never make a racist remark; I consider that to be one of your most damaging inpersonations to my reputation
    1. rather 14 years ago
      
      Stop spoofing me. And stop saying I am a racist. That is what libertards think not me.
AlmightyJB 14 years ago

Worst chat room ever.
Doreeen Homer 14 years ago

Now there is a dude with a plan!

http://www.Anon-Online.tk

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