Roseanne Barr is Planning to "Fix Everything that is Wrong with the World" Herself

The actress, comedian, and mother is calling for a divine matriarchy, as part of her campaign for the "Green Tea Party's" presidential nomination (and the Prime Minister position of Israel, simultaneously, she says).

According to ABC, she has actually legally filed seeking the actually existing Green Party's nomination, but she says "Green Tea Party" in the clip below.

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[Mitt Romney]

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[Bruce Majors]

Will she be stealing someone else's platform, the way she is supposed to have stolen Judy Tenuta's material to start her career?

[Gus]

Roseanne Barr is Planning to "Fix Everything that is Wrong with the World - Herself"

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[Jeff]

She's going to commit suicide?

[Sum Gai]

This is a ride I don't want tickets for.

[Nyarlathotep]

I can't make snide remarks about Rosanne: it's like making fun of somebody with Down's Syndrome.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Roseanne's getting fixed, eh?

[En passant]

As long as she dies horribly while doing it, I'm OK with it.

[Paul]

I'm confused... is she referring to the Green Tea Party or the Green Tea Party. Because there's a HUGE difference.

[Brett]

green Tea Party is already taken. Its a campaign by PERC (Property and Environment Resource Center) for a campaign to promote free market environmentalism.

[Diomasach]

The sad thing is if the ballot wound up reading Obama/Gingrich/Barr I would have to seriously consider it.
Heck, she can't be worse right?

[Brandybuck]

There will be a Johnson on the ballot too. I know the media is deliberately ignoring him, but geez grow a brain.

[Bruce Majors]

There are always a couple of pricks on the ballot. But a Johnson will be a first.

[Jamie Kelly]

"Fat, Inconsequential Nobody Has Solutions for World Peace." Does she work for The Onion?

[Brad]

I would actually grow more respect for progressives if many of them decided to vote Green party in the coming election. Given that the Green party actually supports civil liberties (at least to the extent liberals do), is anti-war, and is more of a "true" progressive on economic issues than Obama, it would at least show they had some principles.

Given that liberals are always complaining that we're not enough like Europe and that our democratic party could be considered right wing in Europe, I wish they would put the money where their mouth is.

[Bruce Majors]

They still round up poor black kids and sell them to the educrat cartels. What is Roseanne's position on ending the slave trade?

[yonemoto]

she said she'd speak tooth to power?

[John C. Randolph]

I find her vastly more credible than Newt Gingrich.

-jcr

[Bruce Majors]

Bob Barr had a sex change?