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Politics

Saturday Night All Right for Fightin' GOP Debate Open Thread & More

Matt Welch | 1.7.2012 8:59 PM

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Has it really only been 23 days? Last time we had a Republican presidential debate, Michele Bachmann was still a candidate, Newt Gingrich was widely considered a front-runner (the first question of that night from moderator Bret Baier included the phrase "Speaker Gingrich….you are now physically at the center of the stage, which means you're at the top of the polls"), and Rick Santorum wasn't even a gleam in David Brooks' eye. Andrew Sullivan had just endorsed Ron Paul (which he would go on to withdraw nine days later), Dr. No was doing well enough in the polls to provoke a flurry of "Iowa won't matter if he wins" commentary, and Gary Johnson was still running for the Republican nomination.

Tonight, in the 14th debate of the GOP presidential scrum (the 15th will take place just 12 hours from now, believe it or not), the candidates will be battling fiercely for second and third place. Mitt Romney, the national front-runner and winner by eight votes in Iowa, is outpolling all comers by more than two to one in the run-up to Tuesday's New Hampshire primary. Ron Paul, after netting 21 percent of the vote in Iowa, seems headed for about that same share in the Granite State, which would likely be good enough for second place, an astonishing doubling of his support over 2008. Independent-minded Jon Huntsman has put all his chips down on New Hampshire, and could be done with a disappointing finish. Rick Perry was reportedly out of the campaign, now he's back in, desperate for any rationale to hold onto. Newt Gingrich is competing with Rick Santorum to emerge as the anti-Romney-not-named-Ron-Paul. Panic is in the air. The knives will be out.

So consider this your open thread for the debate. As a palate cleanser, take our GOP candidate quiz, to see which if any of these lugs you line up with. Then read our candidate profiles of Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Rick Perry, and Jon Huntsman. And if you're really nice, there might be some crude live-blogging at this space.

This will likely be the most focused anti-Ron Paul debate we will have seen thus far, so the entertainment value should be higher than usual. Take it away, E.J.!

8:58: In a damning critique of the imperial presidency, ABC's pre-programming involves out-of-shape American shlubs getting pummeled on some contrived, totally pointless obstacle course. Bra-vo, ABC!

9:03: "Stimulus plan that was not as well directed as it should have been," incidentally, is Romneyese for "Whoops! I supported the stimulus, but I need to campaign against it!"

9:05: Rick Santorum thinks Iran is the most important issue that America faces. I'm trying to imagine what it takes to get to that place.

9:06: "By the way" is not the #humblebrag you want to deploy before talking about turning around the Olympics. Not when in the context of seeking the presidency.

9:08: Newt Gingrich, who has spent the debate season campaigning against the press, is now trying to use The New York Times to whine about how sometimes capitalism involves people losing jobs.

9:10: You know, there are other things more relevant to criticize Mitt Romney about than his record in the private sector.

9:13: Paul on Santorum: "He's a big-government person."

9:14: Santorum: "I'm a conservative, not a libertarian. I believe in some government."

9:15: The battles between Santorum and Paul, even before this debate, have been some of the most telling and useful delineations of political philosophy in this campaign.

9:17: Mitt Romney has been the front-runner of this campaign since God knows when, and yet he was not attacked in Iowa, and he's not being attacked now. Very odd.

9:20: Paul is changing the subject to re-attack Santorum. Feels like someone tattooed that on his hand before the debate.

9:21: You know why Huntsman won't win? He puts himself above the fray when the fray isn't a fray. Basic spending philosophy differences are not "insidery gobbledygook."

9:24: Mitt Romney wants to cut government, except for the military and Medicare.

9:26: The biggest threat facing the country right now is a projected reduction in the military budget's spending growth that will never actually happen, according to Rick Perry.

9:28: "Dr. Paul has a long history of saying things that are inaccurate and false." Game on, Gingrich!

9:30: Paul gets his first question ever at a debate about the newsletters, dissembles for 10 seconds, switches pretty quickly and passionately to the Drug War. Also praises Martin Luther King for using "libertarian" methods, not five minutes after saying that he (Paul) doesn't use the word "libertarian," he uses "constitutional"…. The last five minutes have been among the most interesting in Paul's presidential career.

9:34: Ezra Klein: "Ron Paul's newsletters are racist. Ron Paul's answer on the racism of the drug war is excellent. Both these things are true."

9:36: Mike Flynn: "These candidates do know Romney is leading the polls. Might want to, I don't know, um, criticize him or something."

9:37: Philip A. Klein: "I can't believe I'm missing playoff football to watch Ron Paul & Newt Gingrich argue about their military records."

9:38: Byron York: "Was Ron Paul's takedown of Gingrich the most effective debate moment of the whole season?"

9:40: Mitt Romney snatches coherence from the jaws of what was a pretty good answer. But finishes well: "Contraception? It's working just fine. Leave it alone!"

9:42: Dr. Constitution breaks it down, boom.

9:43: Diane Sawyer cracks up saying the word "constitutional." I mean, constitutional, right? Hilarious!

9:44: Let it be recorded that Newt Gingrich is talking, in a presidential debate, about how the "sacrament of marriage" needs to "be protected." Jesus Christ.

9:46: Dave Weigel: "Lots of questions about the Eurozone tonight!"

9:48: You know what, I want everybody to be gay married all night long, right now, but can we STOP ASKING PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES WHAT THEY WOULD SAY TO THEIR BEST GAY FRIENDS IN THE LIVING ROOM KTHNXBI.

9:49: Gingrich just had his best moment in a month.

9:51: Katrina vanden Heuvel: "Newt is on a newt-rant about bigotry and anti-Christian bigotry and claims none of it covered by news media. Lost me/But GOP applause/"

9:52: Ron Paul is having his best debate, I think. Seems more calm and comfortable in his skin than usual, even/especially in the tense moments.

9:53: Rick Perry changes the subject back to gay marriage? Complains about Obama's "war on religion"? Go home, weirdo.

9:56: "I don't want to spend another penny on another nation's civil war." Huntsman cuts through his own snark for once.

9:59: Santorum: "We are the weak horse," "America is soft." No wonder the neo-cons are rallying around him.

10:00: TV's Andy Levy: "But should gay Syrians be able to get contraception?"

10:01: Gingrich: "I worked with him in the 1980s on the strategy that defeated the Soviet empire." So he's the one who did it! Thanks, Newt!

10:03: Ron Paul: "Yes, the president is the commander in chief. But he's not the king." Nice.

10:12: So, let me answer everyone's question (why isn't anyone attacking Romney???) with uninformed speculation. This is a weirdo reverse-campaign, which is to say people not named Romney are not running to win, they're running to not be kicked off the island. When it's a race to stave off being thrown off the lifeboat, you look for some fingers to step on. Right now there are basically three slots available -- the Romney slot, the Ron Paul slot, and the not-Mitt-who-isn't-Ron-Paul slot. Within that is some worry that Paul himself could end up as the anti-Mitt, and also reshape Republican politics in a way many Republicans find beyond the pale. Also, Mitt's gonna stomp all over New Hampshire on Tuesday.

So this is a battle to get Rick Perry out of the race (I think he resigned halfway through the debate, as I stole from someone on Twitter), get Huntsman out, and fight like hell for the rest of the slots. Then you go after Romney.

10:13: GDP per capita is 50 percent higher than Europe, sez Mitt…but is that true of Western Europe? Also, we're 75 minutes in, and that's the first mention that there's a place called Europe. Maybe they'll get to the Euro crisis by June or so.

10:16: You know, when you work at an organization with Bob Poole, it's awfully hard to listen to politicians talk about "infrastructure" without wanting to throw cats at their faces.

10:17: Santorum: "Our plan puts together a package." And "then we focus on the pillars"! Dude's been reading Thomas Friedman….

10:20: Romney wants to "reign in big government," and in the same paragraph talks about rebuilding the military.

10:22: David Corn: "I know Ron Paul is 76, but Rand is a lot younger. We can expect decades more of this. Decades."

10:24: Huntsman "had a conversation with a guy named Jamie." Sounds like someone's been listening too much to Lou Reed's New York!

10:26: Speaking of which….

10:27: Good evening Mr. Waldheim! Pontiff how are you? And Jesse! Jesse Jackson!

10:29: I kinda like Santorum's weird spasm against using the phrase "middle class." Every debate there comes a moment when I kind of like this person who I find abhorrent.

10:32: Katrina Trinko: "So you can talk about blue collar workers, but not middle class. Got it, Rick."

10:33: Mitt Romney is one of the most consistently effective xenophobes in American politics.

10:36: Greg Gutfeld: "Note: Huntsman actually said, 'Seagull loves back rub.' I looked it up."

10:40: ABC News employs Jake Tapper. Free tip: Next time, use the person in your employ who is actually not horrible at this stuff.

10:44: Aiight, g'night folks. Lou'll take us home:

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Matt Welch is an editor at large at Reason.

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  1. Mr. Cerious   13 years ago

    Only pussies are watching the Saints game.

    1. 9:43   13 years ago

      Dude!

      1. 9:54   13 years ago

        Release the chatters!

        1. 10:09   13 years ago

          Touchdown NO!!

    2. epistemicfail   13 years ago

      Freedom. Legalize it and vote it up.

  2. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    This will likely be the most focused anti-Ron Paul debate we will have seen thus far, so the entertainment value should be higher than usual

    Not to mention, Santorum will be getting twice as many questions as normal. It's a good thing I'm not planning on driving anywhere tonight.

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      Ive got a 40 of abita and im ready for the drinking game.

  3. PantsFan   13 years ago

    You could watch the debates, or you could celebrate Ukranian Christmas the right way.

    1. protefeed   13 years ago

      Naah, this is the right way to celebrate a Ukranian Christmas

  4. Ms Saturday Night   13 years ago

    This will likely be the most focused anti-Ron Paul debate we will have seen thus far, so the entertainment value should be higher than usual

    That's entertainment!

  5. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Santorum looks about as oiled as a diesel train.

    1. juris imprudent   13 years ago

      There's a gay allusion in there, isn't there?

      1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

        Take it up with Sir Elton.

  6. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Candidates will see green when they look at Romney's NH poll numbers.

  7. Mr. Cerious   13 years ago

    And tonight we're following the rules!

  8. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Bachmann has stopped looking for work.

    1. SIV   13 years ago

      First we lose the funny Black guy and now the hot chick is gone

  9. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Let's get ready to ramble!!!!

    1. Oislander   13 years ago

      +1

  10. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

    JOBZ!!

  11. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Santorum: we don't need a CEO, we need a leader. We don't need a dictionary, we need a word-definer.

  12. Binky   13 years ago

    Santorum's ready to kick Iran's ass!

    1. Vivian   13 years ago

      I heard the clink of brass knuckles. What an effing warmonger, second sentence out of his mouth. IRAN!!eleventy!!

  13. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    What. Does. Santorum. Think. A. CEO. Does.

  14. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

    Santorum inspires me to vomit.

  15. Vivian   13 years ago

    Who is Ron Paul?

    1. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

      The guy who will get to speak for about 18 seconds.

      1. Vivian   13 years ago

        You are suggesting generosity on their part. I guesstimate three syllables for Dr. Paul.

  16. Barack Obama   13 years ago

    "The People need someone to inspire them."

    What am I, chopped liver?

  17. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Is it just because I'm watching this in surround sound? It looks like the candidates are being dubbed.

    1. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

      I'm listening to Burial while I watch this so it sounds like the candidates have been dubstepped.

    2. Binky   13 years ago

      We'll deem them dubbed.

  18. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Uh oh, Romney is treading dangerously close to the theory that to be commander in chief of the military, one should probably have served in the military.

  19. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Lets see whether or not we can get the candidates to whale on each other.

  20. Jerry   13 years ago

    Gingrich thinks free enterprise means working as a lobbyist for a government sponsored enterprise.

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      It paid off for him

  21. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Mitt, if it was your business and money on the line, would you have gone forward with Romneycare? Please someone ask him that.

  22. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    100k jerbz!

  23. Gannicus   13 years ago

    I don't understand this preoccupation with private equity. Its a job. Its free market. If it wasn't a success Bain wouldn't still be around.

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      But but steel workers are unemployed. Thats proof that the free market failed. Also buggy manufacturers. Who is thinking of the buggy manufacturers?

      1. db   13 years ago

        Because the buggy whip manufacturers managed to stick around, albeit in a somewhat more, erm, discreet industry.

  24. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Romney's ideas aren't too big to fail.

    1. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

      Romney's "ideas" were flashed onto a chip.

  25. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Fine, you got me, ABC. I complained about those annoying beeps on other debates, but this noise coming out of Romney, Gingrich, and Santorum's mouths is far worse.

  26. Gannicus   13 years ago

    They should be worrying about the jobs destroyed by the government, not as part of natural creative destruction.

  27. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Jon Huntsman: I have skeletons.

  28. Rich   13 years ago

    Please ask "If Dr. Paul is the GOP nominee, will you run as an independent?"

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      Thats the second half of the debate after all theadults have talked.

      1. Vivian   13 years ago

        How right you were!

  29. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Huntsman has become the new Santorum, standing on the far right of the stage and barely being able to hold back his feeling of "WHY AREN'T YOU PEOPLE LIKING ME"

    1. Amerifuntimes   13 years ago

      I was just thinking that

  30. Amerifuntimes   13 years ago

    Why is Romney getting a response right now.

  31. Amerifuntimes   13 years ago

    Whaaaaat!

  32. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Whoa. Ron Paul: LIAR!

    1. Amerifuntimes   13 years ago

      What WAS that?

      1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

        I am told that was Santorum not Stephy who said that. Who knows where the feedback came from.

  33. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Can we just run the anti-Santorum ad instead of watcing Ron stumble through it?

    1. Rich   13 years ago

      I was thinking the same thing. It would fit in the time allotment.

    2. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      Hes a better debator than perry,sadly thats the only onehebeats, *sigh*

  34. Vivian   13 years ago

    Santorum, to hell with you for that comment and to hell with ABC for their technical "difficulties."

  35. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Oh george soros hat, nice!

  36. Rich   13 years ago

    Santorum is "not a libertarian; I believe in some government".

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      Oh libertarian is an anarchist. Nice play rick.

      1. Tak Kak   13 years ago

        He was honest for once!

    2. Mr. FIFY   13 years ago

      Remember, gang: To statists, any reduction of any kind in governmental size = WE'RE DOOM'D!!!!one!eleventy!!!!1

  37. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Rick, if we give you 20 minutes, do you think you'd address anything Paul said?

  38. Gannicus   13 years ago

    Is Santorum forgetting all his years rubberstamping out of control GOP spending in the Bush admin years?

    1. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

      He remembers. It's the god damned voters who have forgotten.

    2. Vivian   13 years ago

      "...drones over Texas..."

      1. Vivian   13 years ago

        whoops, wrong placement!

  39. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Rick Perry just endorsed Jon Huntsman for president.

  40. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Perry says "hey, im here too!"

  41. Binky   13 years ago

    How long until Perry self-destructs tonight?

    1. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

      If he stays in criticize others mode, he might not totally embarrass himself.

  42. Vivian   13 years ago

    Santorum is getting flustered. Sweet. Quick! Say something about iran!

  43. Vivian   13 years ago

    I am psychic.

  44. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

    Even Stuffingenvelopes is incredulous at the implication that RP is a beltway insider.

  45. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Does Rick Santorum not know he will never be president? Someone should attack him on wasting everyone's time.

  46. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Ron Paul takes a nice pivot away from talking to Perry

  47. Jerry   13 years ago

    200 years of debt ceiling increases? WTH Rick Santorum.

  48. Gannicus   13 years ago

    Time to wet our pants about Iran now.

  49. Fyodor Kuzmich   13 years ago

    Ron Paul's frothy rage at Santorum

  50. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    I am here.

  51. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Huntsman: We must pass a balanced trust amendment.

  52. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Here is when I hate Huntsman again. I hate when he goes to the "trust deficit" well.

  53. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

    My god is Huntsman irritating. Gobbledegook?

    1. flacid tuna   13 years ago

      Makes sense though he'd get elected in Utah.

    2. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

      I'm going to pretend it was a Sigur Ros reference.

      1. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfKw5r7M7MQ

        1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

          You're posting youtube videos now? It's getting out of control.

    3. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      China term limits trust

  54. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Term limits out of left field?

  55. Rich   13 years ago

    Huntsman wants to be trusted. He should volunteer to resign if he breaks any campaign promise.

  56. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    Chairman Mao/John Huntsman. Think about it.

  57. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    You know who else ran an embassy in China? That's right, Bush.

    1. Binky   13 years ago

      I remember something about a Chinese embassy being bombed.

    2. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      My god, the whores must have cost a fortune!

  58. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

    Let the bidding begin on who will kill the most Iranians.

  59. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    Right. He got us out of Iraq, killed OBL, deposed Ghaddadfi. But Iran is still an open issue, so HE'S A FAILURE!

    I just don't understand how this plays in the general.

  60. sixstring   13 years ago

    Ron should have taken that nap. Seems off his game.

    1. flacid tuna   13 years ago

      I think the dinger got him off kilter.

    2. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

      "When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."

      He's just pissed off at having to stand next to those guys for two hours.

    3. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      I thought thats what he didin Texas. He must be really exhausted.

      1. sixstring   13 years ago

        I think he took a catnap while Romney was speaking. Now he's fired up!

  61. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    thee-aters.

  62. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Well, that's basically the best way for the military service issue to come up. That way Paul doesn't seem like a dick for bringing it up himself.

  63. Gannicus   13 years ago

    We can't cut $1 from defense spending!!111!!!one!

  64. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    Cutting the military! Endangering liberty!

  65. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    Newt's military service was done vicariously through his dad.

  66. Fyodor Kuzmich   13 years ago

    Ron Paul makes a lot of comments. That Gingrich wit rears its head.

  67. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

    Newt: "my dad served, so there."

  68. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Ah, to properly feel appreciation for veterans you have to be from a military family.

  69. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    When Newt Gingrich complains that you talk too much...

  70. Tuna   13 years ago

    Rick Perry: Freedom isn't free, it costs a hefty f*cking fee, and if you don't pitch in your $1.05 who will?

  71. Vivian   13 years ago

    Mrs. Doubtfire - NOT a chickenhawk, by proxy. Healthcare blar blar blar.

  72. Binky   13 years ago

    Newt "Army Brat" Gingrich says making statements is Paul's style. Uh, huh ....

  73. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    I think Paul is way off base on attacking Gingrich on this, but I wonder if it will play well.

  74. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Holy shit, Ron Paul unabashedly playing the service card. Nice.

  75. Fyodor Kuzmich   13 years ago

    ABC cuts to the wrong Rick. Ha ha.

  76. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

    DAMNNN

  77. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    Fuck yeah!

  78. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Ka-fucking-boom

  79. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Gingrich personally resents things...

  80. Fyodor Kuzmich   13 years ago

    HOLY SHIT

  81. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Newt Gingrich: Indignant!

  82. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    The newsletters again. Thanks Reason.

  83. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Ohhhhhh .... crap

  84. Tak Kak   13 years ago

    Ron just destroyed Newt with his military service comment. I doubt anybody cares.

  85. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    NEWSLETTERS!

  86. Gannicus   13 years ago

    Am I the only one thinking that Ron Paul is holding his own tonight?

    1. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

      He pivoted the newsletters into a rant about the drug war. Pretty well done.

    2. Vivian   13 years ago

      He is on fire. He won't get his due from the stupid MSM as usual, but yes, I agree with you.

  87. Rich   13 years ago

    "Again with the newsletters."

    Maybe he'll "storm out" -- PLEASE handle it, Ron.

  88. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    I don't like how Paul is doing now. Chickenhawk.

    Newsletters..."racial relationships"...OK, OK, OK

    Finally, drug laws!

  89. Habeeb Ramosa   13 years ago

    Would be interesting to see how that all works out. Wow.

    http://www.Privacy-Pros.tk

  90. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    It was painful to get this point, but I love that he went to the justice system.

    1. Gannicus   13 years ago

      Agreed. I don't think anyone else on stage gets it (especially Santorum) but hopefully some viewers out there do.

  91. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    Throwing the race issue back in the haters' faces!

  92. Fyodor Kuzmich   13 years ago

    No applause, but...good answer.

  93. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Coming up: The race to be most homophobic. Stay tuned!

  94. Two-Thirds of America   13 years ago

    Did Ron Paul say he wants to smoke marijuana?

  95. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Wow nice finish paul, rightbrfore commecrical break too

  96. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    That was awesome with Newt. I bet he's lying about his deferments too.

    1. Rich   13 years ago

      Will someone *kindly* explain why such stuff is not ascertained once and for all?

      1. flacid tuna   13 years ago

        Because Reason would rather dig into Paul's background and find newsletters.

  97. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    An ABC commenter just called Paul a "street fighter" and "bomb thrower"

    1. hazeeran   13 years ago

      VIOLENT RHETORIC!?

  98. Tulpa   13 years ago

    Uh, Dr Paul, I love you, but we have a volunteer military. To claim minorities are disproportionately affected is really stupid.

    1. Kolohe   13 years ago

      It's not even supported by the stats.

      1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

        Which stats?

        1. MlR   13 years ago

          Combat units, especially special operations forces, are out-of-proportionately white.

        2. Kolohe   13 years ago

          With the volunteer military, the bottom 20% economically don't hardly participate. (generally unqualified) Going into ethnic demographic, African American enlistment rates dropped precipitously during the Bush administration http://www.boston.com/news/nat.....?page=full *

          And front line combat infantry troops tend to be whiter than the overall military due to self-selection.

          *don't know what's it's done since then, but overall enlistments are way down since the wars are drawing down and more people are re-enlisting because of the economy, so the force make-up is likely not too much different)

    2. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      They are though because they disproportionately volunteer.

      1. Tulpa   13 years ago

        I guess we should have quotas?

        "Sorry, you can't join the Army. We have too many spics already."

        1. Kolohe   13 years ago

          There are not quotas for ethnicity but there are quotas for women (which normally serve as caps)

    3. sixstring   13 years ago

      Sell drugs or enter the army because we failed to educate you. Volunteer or not, we don't give poor blacks many options.

      1. Chatroom Crank   13 years ago

        "Sell drugs or enter the army because you failed to take advantage of the tax payer provided education we generously gave you."

        FIFY

  99. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Twitter search time:

    secupp S.E. Cupp
    Ron Paul says one of his heroes is Martin Luther King, the equivalent of saying, "but my best friend is black!"

    1. flacid tuna   13 years ago

      I'm sure she has plenty of black friends too.

    2. What   13 years ago

      a Fucking cunt.

  100. Vivian   13 years ago

    That guy from the daily caller just called Santorum black. Wait, no, he called him blah.

  101. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Generic prescriptions woooooooooo

  102. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    ABC commenters: They're not attacking Romney. Do they simply expect him to win?

  103. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Romney-loving Coulter:

    "I love this concentration on Ron Paul in the debate. He's a feisty little fellow."

    1. Binky   13 years ago

      And a weeping-heart libertarian!

    2. flacid tuna   13 years ago

      Massachusetts banned it you dumbass.

  104. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Romneybot not programmed for this question.

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      Does not compute...does not compute

  105. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    Contraception!

    Even Romney thinks this is silly.

  106. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    Massachusetts banned it Mitt. You know that.

  107. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

    Now they want to discuss the constitution. Ron Paul: "please don't throw me in the briar patch."

  108. Gannicus   13 years ago

    Contraception--because there's no problems with the economy to discuss.

  109. Tulpa   13 years ago

    "I can't imagine a state banning contraception"

    Ever heard of Griswold, Mitt?

    1. Tulpa   13 years ago

      I guess not. Or he's smart enough to play dumb.

  110. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Let's write Governor Romney's lack of imagination into the Bill of Rights.

  111. Rich   13 years ago

    Ask if states have to right to *mandate* contraception.

  112. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    This is almost Perry forgetting 3 departments from Romney or Palin not knowing any supreme court cases. This is a trainwreck

  113. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    And a woman. And a woman. And a woman.

  114. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Can states do terrible things?

  115. KEN ST.DENIS   13 years ago

    RON PAUL DID NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION ABOUT COMMENTS WRITTEN UNDER HIS NAME.
    HOW ABOUT GETTING AN ANSWER INSTEAD OF ALLOWING HIM TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

    1. Sevo   13 years ago

      MAX, YOUR CAPS-LOCK KEY IS STUCK!

    2. protefeed   13 years ago

      First rule of political debates -- answer the question you wish they had asked, not the question they actually asked.

      It's exasperating, but effective.

  116. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    He's all over the map on this one. I have no idea what his answer actually is.

  117. Tulpa   13 years ago

    This is a pretty lousy question. More hypotheticals about issues that will never come up.

    Mitt is right to dodge here, nothing good can come of this.

  118. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

    The fact that these morons find Ron Paul's constitutional expertise to be funny is incredibly sad.

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      Listenthe constitution is moot, so what should we randomly do?

      1. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

        GAMBOL!!

    2. Vivian   13 years ago

      Yeah, I just declared my intent to move to Canada over this outrage via FB, just a moment ago. It's really disgusting, disturbing. It makes me want to go all Iran on those morons.

  119. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    Romney doesn't want judges stuffing it in there!

  120. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    Audience is against the badgering.

  121. Tulpa   13 years ago

    RP taps in for Mitt? They are collaborating!

  122. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Wow, patriot act to the proper reading of interstate commerce clause. I'll be in my bunk.

    1. Rich   13 years ago

      We're all Austrians now.

  123. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    No one seems to understand the question.

    1. Tulpa   13 years ago

      I think that's intentional.

      If you say states do have that right you're a monster.

      If you say they don't then they follow up asking how you can oppose RvW.

  124. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

    Paul covers constitution, privacy, and patriot act in 20 seconds. Mitt and Rick take two hours to mumble.

  125. Tulpa   13 years ago

    There's no privacy right in the 4th amendment.

    1. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

      It's in the penumbra.

    2. flacid tuna   13 years ago

      ever heard of emanations?

      1. Tulpa   13 years ago

        That's the 9th amendment, which is a whole other yarn factory.

  126. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    RP the non-lawyer answers the question. Don't think it was a good answer, but whatever.

  127. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    GET THE QUESTION OUT

  128. hazeeran   13 years ago

    Did Santorum basically just say the right to privacy is invented? Some sorta lib'rul conspiraseh?

  129. 9:44   13 years ago

    This is like the worst chat room ever.

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      Towlie is the worst character ever...and....

  130. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Please government, tell me how to properly express my love for another human being!

  131. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    Newt the Catholic is in the building.

  132. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Just let Santorum call 30-year-old Phil in Virginia a gaywad and move on.

  133. Tulpa   13 years ago

    Personally, I think Griswold was wrongly decided. But if I were running for office I would never say so in public.

    1. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

      SCOTUS should have just pointed to 9th Amendment and 14th Amendment, overturning Slaughterhouse Cases. Much simpler and obvious than "penumbras."

      1. Tulpa   13 years ago

        IMHO the 9th amendment does not actually write any extra rights into the BoR, it just prevents the feds from claiming they can do anything not forbidden by the first 8 amendments. That's a much clearer interpretation than the penumbra crap.

  134. Fyodor Kuzmich   13 years ago

    It took 15 minutes for Huntsman to conceive his 7 children.

    1. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

      +1

    2. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      And Obama scires another point

    3. Tulpa   13 years ago

      2 of them are adopted so I'm not sure what that has to do with contraception.

  135. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Huntsman likes equality under the law, separate but equality.

  136. 9:46   13 years ago

    I have A clock.

  137. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Huntsman scores a huge point, nice!

    1. Tulpa   13 years ago

      (*barf*)

  138. Binky   13 years ago

    "Governor Romney, do you believe same-sex couples should be allowed to purchase birth control?"

  139. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    One law! God's law!

  140. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Santorum loves him some 10th amendment except when he doesn't.

  141. 9:47   13 years ago

    9:47

  142. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    The media is really focused on the social issues!

  143. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    Gay couple? In my living room? Would never happen!

    1. Tulpa   13 years ago

      If you walked in on a gay couple having anal sex in your living room, would you offer them a condom to prevent buildup, Santorum?

      1. protefeed   13 years ago

        Better: "If you walked in on a gay couple having anal sex in your living room, would you offer them a condom to prevent ....... santorum?"

  144. Gannicus   13 years ago

    Diane Sawyer sounds like such a vapid, empty vessel. Why is she respected?

    1. Tulpa   13 years ago

      She gave Sam Donaldson a blowjob.

    2. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      She is?

    3. Binky   13 years ago

      It's the lips. The. Lips.

  145. Tulpa   13 years ago

    Are we going to have any non-hypothetical questions tonight?

  146. Rich   13 years ago

    "Can't have marriage varying from state to state." Ask about CC reciprocity.

    Oh, I crack myself up.

    1. Tulpa   13 years ago

      Not to mention different definitions of incest.

  147. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    These moderators desperately want a Dukakis/death penalty moment on this gay marriage issue.

    1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

      If Kitty Dukakis were gay married...

      1. Bender Bending Rodriguez   13 years ago

        If Kitty Dukakis was murdered by a lesbian couple who got married in Massachusetts...

  148. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Mitt Romney: Stop state recognition of marriage.

  149. 9:49 Chat Time   13 years ago
  150. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    This debate sponsored by The Gays?.

  151. Kolohe   13 years ago

    Or Mr. Romney, we can just cut through all the red tape and call it 'Marriage'

  152. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Romney: having a gay partner is like having a spouse die.

  153. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    Pope is writing up Newt's indulgence right now.

  154. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Oh great, Newt sinks in the polls and here come the meta analyses.

  155. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    Newt did a good response there, sorry.

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      Gingrich lobbed a softball up therebut it has nithing to dowiththe topic at hand

  156. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    I would close the catholic church...and im catholic

  157. 9:50 Chat Time   13 years ago
    1. db   13 years ago

      FAIL

  158. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Mitt, please list one of those hosts of problems that are created if you call civil unions marriage.

  159. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    How many times has Paul been asked this?

    1. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

      I DO think it's pretty interesting that he's the one they're afraid of.

  160. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    What's with the flop sweat from Stephy?

  161. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

    George needs to go fuck himself. What a waste of questions.

  162. 9:52 Chat Time   13 years ago
  163. Jerry   13 years ago

    3rd party? Drink?!

  164. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    "please don't interrupt me!"

    Civil response to a dumb question.

  165. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    A 2nd place finish in Iowa has really brought out the asshole in Santorum.

    1. Vivian   13 years ago

      ..resisting....tasteless...joke...

      1. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

        ..resisting....tasteless...joke...

        tasteless? c'mon Vivian, you're better than that. resist the joke next time.

  166. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    Paul is ON FIRE!

  167. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Nice laugh line from Paul, reminding everyone he's up front.

  168. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Hfs, war on religion? Where is Perry going with this?

    1. flacid tuna   13 years ago

      How many more must die?????

  169. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

    These ABC debates are hands down the worst. They cover nothing whatsoever of importance.

    1. Rich   13 years ago

      I agree. They are simply awful.

      1. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

        Aimless Bullshit Network.

    2. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      Kind of like "towlie"

    3. MlR   13 years ago

      Most of the questions are just ABC's perception of 'gotcha' questions to get the candidates to trip up or say something controversial about largely irrelevant issues.

  170. Binky   13 years ago

    "This administration's war on religion."

    Despite the applause, Perry is self-destructing.

  171. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Perry " Im stillrelevant!!"

  172. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Romney going with the Herman Cain answer since it worked so well for him.

  173. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Ask Ron Paul when the troops should come home.

    1. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

      They already know it, from four years ago when we were in the exact same shit we are today.

  174. Tulpa   13 years ago

    Romney: civilian command of the military is for pussies. Let the people on the ground decide.

  175. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    Mormon fight! Mormon fight everyone!

  176. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Nice, Huntsman is crushing Romney but he's just so bland that I don't think anyone will care.

    1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

      Nice suit, though.

  177. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Huntsman is doing pretty damn good

    1. Tulpa   13 years ago

      (*barf*)

      He's a douche. The faster he vanishes the better.

      1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

        Really? And you hate Paul. Huntsman isnt the America is amazing candidate for you?

        1. Tulpa   13 years ago

          Paul is my favorite candidate. I just expect more from him.

          Romney is #2 and then the rest of them are #99999999999

          1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

            I dont know. Hunstman talks alot more sense and has less baggage than romney

            1. Sevo   13 years ago

              "As a candidate for Governor, Jon Huntsman wrote that he believed that "government has grown too quickly?for example, over the past decade government spending has exceeded both inflation and population growth." Candidate Huntsman proposed a spending cap "by constitutional amendment or otherwise" and favored setting up a review board similar to President Reagan's "Grace Commission" to make recommendations on priorities and waste.

              Yet after his election, he failed to follow through on his campaign rhetoric. In 2006, the Cato Institute reported that Governor Huntsman had "proposed an annual average hike in spending of close to six percent in real per capita terms, which substantially outstrips personal income growth in Utah, and makes him one of the biggest spending Governors in the nation."
              There's more. Obama lite, pretty much:
              http://www.clubforgrowth.org/w.....137&id=911

            2. Cytotoxic   13 years ago

              Hunstman must really be a threat to Romney to get this reaction from Tulpa.

  178. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    Newt, "We aren't at war with enough countries."

  179. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Gingrich is all about wars!

  180. Fyodor Kuzmich   13 years ago

    Newt has a big...hard...

    *seppeku*

  181. Tulpa   13 years ago

    I don't think we have the option of sending troops back to Iraq on a whim at this point.

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      Oh but we havethe whim to do anything. American exceptionalism yeah!

  182. db   13 years ago

    I'm not watching the debate, I'm drinking homebrew and watching you guys watching the debate.

    1. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

      Too bad, you can't see Stephenapolous douching himself.

  183. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    Cold War II. Faster. Stronger. Better.

    We can rebuild it. we have the technology.

    1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

      She's breaking up!

      1. Bender Bending Rodriguez   13 years ago

        ABANDON SHIP!

      2. Bender Bending Rodriguez   13 years ago

        ABANDON SHIP!

  184. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Santorum: we're all weak whores now.

  185. Mr. Cerious   13 years ago

    Newt says we're mismanaging the regional crisis. As opposed to who?

  186. Tulpa   13 years ago

    Yes, Santorum, I agree. Pull out of AFG and see what happens. Please!

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      Yeah pull outof afghanistan and see

      1. Bender Bending Rodriguez   13 years ago

        Would that Santorum's father had pulled out...

  187. Fluffy   13 years ago

    Which of these candidates will force Microsoft to build a reasonably coherent utility for adding users to SQL Azure?

    That candidate has my vote.

    Even if it's Santorum.

    1. flacid tuna   13 years ago

      I'm fairly certain Santorum has previously mentioned his support for that.

  188. Tulpa   13 years ago

    Santorum: The word "radical Islam" doesn't appear anywhere. Well, except when I say it.

  189. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Steph is betting that Perry has no idea what Santorum and Huntsman are talking about right now.

    1. Maxxx   13 years ago

      He's right.

  190. Fyodor Kuzmich   13 years ago

    Perry's advisors are probably getting really, really drunk right now.

    1. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

      "Litrally" wasted.

  191. Rich   13 years ago

    Santorum: "This President has sanitized every defense document."

    LIAR!!

  192. MlR   13 years ago

    You'll note that Santorum quotes Bin Laden, "People back to the strong horse." However, when Paul quotes Bin Laden as to the the U.S.'s presence in Saudi Arabia being the primary grievance he has, hawks claim that you can't take Bin Laden at his word.

    Cognitive dissonance, it's only for the semi-self aware.

    1. MlR   13 years ago

      Should be: "People back the strong horse."

    2. Two-Thirds of America   13 years ago

      Cognitive dissonance

      WTF is that?

    3. Cytotoxic   13 years ago

      To be fair, internal communications provide plenty of discreditment to the notion that the SA bases were his primary bitch.

  193. Gannicus   13 years ago

    When can we invent nuclear fusion and completely tell the mideast to go fuck itself? Or will Israel's presence make that never happen?

  194. Tulpa   13 years ago

    Uh, wouldn't it be kind of an "invasion" if we move troops back into Iraq?

  195. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    Any time now they'll ask Paul, "dr., what do you think about the war?"

    Any time...

  196. Jerry   13 years ago

    George Bush signed this order Mr. Perry.

  197. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    I am absolutely dumbstruck every single debate that Perry has won statewide elections.

    1. Brandon   13 years ago

      I voted against him.

    2. protefeed   13 years ago

      He won statewide elections running against other Texans, with only Texans voting.

      'Nuff said.

  198. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Gingrich: USA putting puppets in place in the Middle East will work!

    1. The Shah & Saddam Hussein   13 years ago

      Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?

  199. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Newt Gingrich: Welcome to shock and awe, Iran!

    1. hazeeran   13 years ago

      Worked in '53. Too well.

      1. Jerry   13 years ago

        A great example of blowback. A coup because otherwise the Russians would supposedly take over the Iranian oil fields and get them productively running, when not even the Brits could deal with the Iranian engineers back then.

        1. Cytotoxic   13 years ago

          Given the CIA's weak involvement and the fact that the Mullah's seem to hate anybody who offends Islam (Satanic Verses), I'm just going to call BS on the blowback bit.

          1. Lord Ballsac   13 years ago

            Sounds good as long as you are the first fuck who dies in Iran you war-mongering piece of santorum.

  200. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Put pressure on the saudis? Are wegoing to war with saudi arsbia?

    1. Bender B. Rodriguez   13 years ago

      The US dollar's status as the world's reserve currency is owed primarily to the willingness of the oil-producing states to accept dollars as payment for oil. Even if none of our oil came from the middle east, the Saudis would still have us by the short & curlies, no? I could be wrong...

      1. Yup   13 years ago

        You are wrong.

  201. Anonopotomous   13 years ago

    Literally the speed of light! Iran is more advanced than we thought!

  202. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

    Obama can't go on tv every month, it conflicts with his golf schedule.

  203. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    Finally, a question for Paul on FP!

  204. rather   13 years ago

    Newt destroyed the Soviet Empire...did they pay him to be a historian too?

  205. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Great answer regarding a "king"

    1. Vivian   13 years ago

      Yeah, it was, the entire answer was very good. I wonder if people who watch these debates think Dr. Paul is just pulling this stuff out of his ass or if they realize "HI THIS IS THE TRUTH" and they're NOT hearing it from the rest of the candidates?

      If they do, I am sure Hannity scrubs it from their brains come Monday afternoon.

  206. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Shout out to the Pittsburgh Pirates

  207. Tulpa   13 years ago

    Eastern Europe gets oil from Russia, no?

    1. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

      I know Ukraine does, but think Paul was referring to the EU eastern bloc.

      1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

        Mostly gas from russia,not oil

        1. Tulpa   13 years ago

          aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

        2. Tulpa   13 years ago

          those pipelines all look the same to me.

      2. Ted S.   13 years ago

        Russia exports gas by pipeline to the rest of Europe, which currently goes through Ukraine. They're in the process of building a pipeline under the Baltic to bypass Ukraine.

    2. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

      EU is the one laying on sanctions.

    3. MlR   13 years ago

      Paul may be referring to something that I don't know, but yes, that's my understanding. (Gazprom)

      Since the oil market is also global I think Paul's point there was a bad argument, anyway.

      1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

        Gazprom sends mosly gas

        1. MlR   13 years ago

          Good catch, my bad.

          "Almost three fourths of Russian crude oil production is exported; the rest is
          refined in the country, with some refined products being exported. About two-thirds of Russia's 6.7 million bbl/d of crude oil exports in 2004 went to Belarus, Ukraine, Germany, Poland, and other destinations in Central and Eastern Europe."

          http://fpc.state.gov/documents...../58988.pdf

          Don't know what percentage it is of their imports, however.

    4. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      Mostlt the middke east through the turkish pipelines

    5. Jerry   13 years ago

      Greece gets about a sixth of its oil from Iran.

  208. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Ron Paul: Set up our enemies to pirate capture and then rescue them.

    1. Fyodor Kuzmich   13 years ago

      The Jon Huntsman foreign policy

  209. Brandon   13 years ago

    Hopefully Paul didn't forget "Somalia," and just didn't want to mention it as a libertarian.

    1. flacid tuna   13 years ago

      aka Paradise

      1. Brandon   13 years ago

        Exactly. Idiots will flock to that word like fucking flies.

  210. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Santorum: we have a great relationship with the Iranian people... until we bomb them.

    1. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

      So I guess Santorum only plans to bomb Ahmajinedad and the mullahs? I don't understand what the hell he's talking about.

    2. Bender B. Rodriguez   13 years ago

      IIRC the Iranian dissidents were emphatic that they did NOT want US government help/intervention, because that would only allow Ahmedinejad and the Mullahs to paint the protesters as traitorous tools of the Great Satan...

      1. Cytotoxic   13 years ago

        http://online.wsj.com/article/.....02554.html

        This great article from the WSJ really questions that assumption. Key quote:

        Argentines toppled their military junta after the country's defeat in the Falklands War against Britain in 1982. As the crisis currently brewing in the southern Atlantic over fishing rights attests, Argentines still, almost 30 years later, view the Falklands as their own. But that did not stop them from toppling their dictators.

        In 1999, Serbians endured a 78-day NATO bombing campaign that inflicted much more suffering and damage to ordinary Serbs than the Falklands War did to Argentines. Serbs did not exactly wrap themselves up in NATO flags at the time. They still hold grievances and claims over Kosovo, the territory they lost in that conflict. But 18 months later, Serbs toppled their nationalist strongman, Slobodan Milosevic. Today Serbia, like Argentina, is a democracy.

  211. Tulpa   13 years ago

    RP is against having a navy?

    10:1 they don't let him respond to that lie by dickwad.

    1. Tulpa   13 years ago

      Haha, won my bet.

    2. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

      Isn't there a rule about this?

      1. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

        It has an asterisk next to Paul's name.

        1. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

          The let Huntsman respond "under the rules."

  212. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    We need a Navy to save Iranians from pirates. Yes, Santorum. You nailed it.

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      W'll save the iranians by bombing them

  213. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Chicago takes a hit.

    1. Tulpa   13 years ago

      Go Bears

      Er, Lions?

  214. Ron Paul's war guide   13 years ago

    Emily Post's Etiquette in Society, in Business, in Politics and at Home

    1. Everyone else's war guide   13 years ago

      Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out. Fuck national security, concern for troops' lives, the national debt and all that bullshit, I wanna blow shit up! It gets votes!

      1. It's Me, Rather   13 years ago

        Is that you Christopher Hitchens?

  215. Gannicus   13 years ago

    WAR!

  216. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

    What Perry line are the commentators talking about as being a nail in the coffin?

    1. Vivian   13 years ago

      He said we need to go back into Iraq.

      1. Tulpa   13 years ago

        And then Japan and the Phillippines

        1. Vivian   13 years ago

          He also wants to dig up Ghengis Khan and drop a small bomb on him, too.

        2. juris imprudent   13 years ago

          So do we have to leave Germany before we go back in?

    2. MK   13 years ago

      Sending troops BACK to Iraq

  217. BigT   13 years ago

    Bad call. Brees puts the ball past the marker but then voluntarily pulls it back before he is down. Should not have been given the forward progress. It's not the goal line.

  218. MIke   13 years ago

    Good call on that Brees play, I didn't realize that

    1. BigT   13 years ago

      Refs are used to thinking about the goal line when they see that. Surprised the commentators missed it and the coach didn't call time out to bitch.

  219. Tulpa   13 years ago

    Didn't we just "invest" $700B in this shit?

    1. Gannicus   13 years ago

      Shovel ready jobs that would rebuild our infrastructure is what we were promised I believe.

  220. Tony   13 years ago

    I think that Ron Paul is having a pretty good debate going. I just wish that he would have a better chance of winning the Republican nomination. One thing: I wish that they all would focus more on southwest Asia military history...because it is like these guys are just talking out of the sides of their mouths.

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      What are you doing here tony?

    2. Sevo   13 years ago

      "One thing: I wish that they all would focus more on southwest Asia military history...because it is like these guys are just talking out of the sides of their mouths."

      "Southwest Asia military history"? Uh, yeah, I wish someone would focus on that, too. If I knew what it meant.

      1. Mr. FIFY   13 years ago

        Can't be Real Tony. Real Tony has nothing kind to say about people who aren't Just Like Him.

  221. Rich   13 years ago

    JOBBZ!!

    Don't forget to discuss *saving* 'em, not just creating.

  222. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

    Then let your state fix their own god damned bridges, MItt.

    1. Tulpa   13 years ago

      Kind of hard when the feds are siphoning away most of the gas taxes.

  223. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Romney: Hey lousy under and unemployed Americans. No more cheap goods.

  224. Anonopotomous   13 years ago

    This question is a direct result of the exit polls where 90% of voters named "Traffic Congestion" as the most important federal issue.

    1. Tulpa   13 years ago

      I think Stephanopoulos played Sim City last night.

  225. Mike   13 years ago

    Buh..buh...buh Declaration of Independence!

  226. MlR   13 years ago

    I'd definitely be down for turning our navy into pirates. The opportunities...

    1. db   13 years ago

      Imagine if every DDG commander could haul in a tanker of sweet crude every month...High Oil Prices: SOLVED, BITCHEZZZ.

  227. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    He said Northern New Hampshire, Hey, that's us!

    1. Kolohe   13 years ago

      Isn't that the tiny part?

  228. Tulpa   13 years ago

    So this is a battle to get Rick Perry out of the race (I think he resigned halfway through the debate, as I stole from someone on Twitter), get Huntsman out, and fight like hell for the rest of the slots.

    ie, one slot (assuming Gingrich and Santorum aren't planning on morphing into Paul and Romney)

  229. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Newt Gingrich will engineer your infrastructure. Newt Gingrich will plan your driveway repaving.

    1. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

      Do you suppose any of these assholes (besides RP) realize that infrastructure spending is unconstitutional?

      1. Fluffy   13 years ago

        Unfortunately the Constitution says they can build post roads, which are any roads a postal truck might ever go on.

        1. Sevo   13 years ago

          Commerce Clause!
          'Nuff said.

    2. Newt Gingrich At Your service   13 years ago

      and for a million... killion... no a jillion dollars , I'll write a history too.

  230. Anonopotomous   13 years ago

    Nothing is too stupid to not be a "very big, very important issue" to Newt.

    1. flacid tuna   13 years ago

      How to talk like Newt in 7 easy steps:
      http://dailycaller.com/2011/05.....asy-steps/

  231. Mr. Cerious   13 years ago

    Canadian electricity!

  232. rather   13 years ago

    Newt Gingrich wants to invade Quebec?

    Bring back some poutine..yum

    1. A fan   13 years ago

      It's spelled poontang. From Asia.

      1. rather   13 years ago

        I don't care what meat it is, as long as the yummy sauce is on it

  233. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

    Huntsman: Government earns money, it doesn't take it.

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      Huh?

      1. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

        "Government needs to earn its money."

    2. Rich   13 years ago

      I'm trying to figure out "stimulate confidence in the creative class".

    3. Rich   13 years ago

      I'm trying to figure out "stimulate confidence in the creative class".

      1. Mitt At Your service   13 years ago

        You forgot about the happy ending. Relief baby

      2. Sevo   13 years ago

        I would be too, if I were watching the debate instead of football.

  234. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Santorum: Go Steelers!

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      Fuck the steelers. Gotexans! Woooooh!

  235. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Ohhh, I thought the business Santorum was going to complain was being assaulted was the penis-into-vagina business. Turns out it's manufacturing.

    1. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

      Division of labor.How does it work?

  236. You Idiots   13 years ago

    Watching Team Red ILO the playoffs?

    That's un-American. And bad for your blood pressure.

    Ah well - it's your funeral.

    *back to the game*

    1. Ted S.   13 years ago

      Well, I watched the other team red (the NJ Devils) defeat the Penguins who still have Sid the Twit injured.

      Woohoo!

      1. PantsFan   13 years ago

        Jets won. Barely.
        Which raises the question, should they trade Byfuglien for a goal scorer?

        1. Ted S.   13 years ago

          How the hell did they get "Buff-lin" out of "Byfuglien"?

  237. Anonopotomous   13 years ago

    Santorum has to turn every answer into "running into a stiff headwind." Hmm...

  238. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

    Let's make some changes to tax code, and pretend that Congress will never touch it again! -GOP

  239. Francisco d Anconia   13 years ago

    God I hate Santorum. Even when I agree with him.

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      I cant imagine agreeing withthem

  240. MlR   13 years ago

    I think that's a low number from Romney. I think he's leaving out the percentage from State taxes. (And it ignores the ill-effects of deficit spending not paid out of today's taxes.)

  241. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Nice work ABC, there were 2 women on the screen.

  242. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    "Ron Paul, give a realistic vision of America's future, not the Ron Paul fantasyland vision."

    1. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

      "Fucked."

      1. Rich   13 years ago

        If only.

        +1T

      2. Vivian   13 years ago

        Like a boss.

  243. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    The camera angle makes Perry look goofy.

    1. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

      Why did he keep yelling at Paul?!

      1. Tulpa   13 years ago

        Either that or submissive urination

    2. Brandon   13 years ago

      Perry just looks goofy. I think it's mild downs.

    3. Vivian   13 years ago

      Technology is not to blame in this case.

  244. Binky   13 years ago

    Go, Governor Perry!

    Drill, Baby, drill!

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      Weve drilled texas hollow. NTTAWWT

  245. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    I get the feeling that everyone agreed to just treat Perry like a 5 year old. Let him say something every now, but otherwise pretend he isn't there and make sure he isn't running into traffic.

    1. MlR   13 years ago

      Sad, but probably true.

      He even got some 'look the retard didn't chew on his tie' applause.

      1. Vivian   13 years ago

        I was sort of taken aback that he got applause and Dr. Paul didn't, but now I understand. This makes perfect sense.

  246. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Rick Perry fumbling over the word "energy" again.

    1. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

      Why did he think he was arguing with Ron Paul?

      1. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

        He was the last person to speak. You can't expect him to remember everyone else's names all the time.

  247. Francisco d Anconia   13 years ago

    Doesn't Paul get a rebuttal after being interrupted?

    1. Brandon   13 years ago

      That's the Paul exception.

  248. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

    OH GOD the "i met a guy named bob, and he told me this"

    Get lost, huntsman.

    1. Binky   13 years ago

      "It's people. PEOPLE!!"

    2. Tulpa   13 years ago

      Bob also posted the "manchurian candidate hunstman" video.

  249. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Well, I promised myself I wasn't going to throw-up in my mouth. Huntsman caused me to break that promise.

    1. Ted S.   13 years ago

      Throw up in Huntsman's mouth.

  250. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    Huntsman talked to a motorcycle repairman. Let's have that guy on stage.

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      Yeah im nit sure where thatcame from

    2. El Commentariosa   13 years ago

      Bob the Mechanic is the new Joe the Plumber.

  251. Vivian   13 years ago

    Huntsman, "We became the #1 job creator in the country, you can look at what Mitt did, they were #47..."

    HA!

    1. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

      He really needs to sell those lines. He also kind of mumblde the Vietnam line out of the side of his mouth like he's vying for a slot on NBC Thursday night.

      1. Vivian   13 years ago

        I missed that, what did he say?

  252. Brandon   13 years ago

    Everyone seems to be agreeing with what Ron Paul has been consistently saying for 20 years, but trying to sound like they are coming up with something original.

    1. flacid tuna   13 years ago

      Newsletters!

    2. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

      He sells newsletters to buy nukes for Iran!

  253. Anonopotomous   13 years ago

    "Unalienable"

    1.   13 years ago

      You could look it up.

    2. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

      That's correct.

      1. Anonopotomous   13 years ago

        Wow, I didn't realize I was walking into some great historical debate. I've always read "inalienable."

        http://www.ushistory.org/decla.....enable.htm

  254. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    MITT: Yes, we could talk about preserving entitlements, but let's talk vision instead.

    Wow, he has a way to preserve existing entitlement programs without national bankruptcy, but he'd rather skip that and go to the vision thing?

  255. Tulpa   13 years ago

    Right, Ron Paul "says things", Newt.

    1. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

      Seriously, he gets a smirk on his face when he starts that "radical socialist agenda."

  256. Brandon   13 years ago

    Romney: I know business words! Income statement! Balance sheet! Look how good my hair is!

    1. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

      Three letters: JOBS. J o b s. Jobs.

      (-Biden)

  257. Tulpa   13 years ago

    Santorum's angling for semanticist in chief.

  258. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    No middle class in the US?

  259. Tulpa   13 years ago

    Santorum's son still has that stare!

  260. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Sanrich or Gingorum

  261. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    If we don't use the word class then they don't exist!

  262. Rich   13 years ago

    Ooops! "No classes in America!"

    1. flacid tuna   13 years ago

      Middle class doesn't exist. Middle income does. Get it?

      1. Rich   13 years ago

        Yep. I get it.

  263. Mike   13 years ago

    Santorum does not what class is

  264. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    They're taking the mitts off and slapping Mitt around.

  265. Lucy Steigerwald   13 years ago

    How you guys doing in here? Matt treating you okay? Need any more hors d'oeuvre? More drinks? Let me know.

    1. flacid tuna   13 years ago

      Popcorn bowl is empty.

    2. db   13 years ago

      Drinks, please. Well, I can just go downstairs to the taps, so, nah, nevermind.

      1. Lucy Steigerwald   13 years ago

        You have have some of this cocoa and Kahlua if you like. It's pretty good.

    3. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

      Beer me, woman.

    4. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      Such a gracious hostess.

    5. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

      Welch is quoting from the twittersphere but paying no attention to the commenters right here in this thread, the greatest commenters in the greatest country on Earth, the United States of America!

      1. Lucy Steigerwald   13 years ago

        You guys don't need the help, whereas I am tipsy and not feeling very witty on the twitters. Matt has to concentrate on making metaphors and picking Lou Reed songs.

        1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

          What ya drinkin lucy?

          1. Lucy Steigerwald   13 years ago

            First cheap-bourbon, now Kahlua and cocoa. Why, oh why did I forget my Christmas Rye at my parents'!?

            How about you fine people?

            1. db   13 years ago

              Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale, homebrewed Chinook IPA, and homebrewed strawberry wheat.

            2. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

              Mostly stouts and kolches

            3. WarrenT   13 years ago

              Grape flavored malt liquor buck a tall-can at my local discunt grocer.

              1. Lucy Steigerwald   13 years ago

                Delicious!

                1. WarrenT   13 years ago

                  Not a first, but by the end I didn't care.

                  1. Lucy Steigerwald   13 years ago

                    Does that explain your reckless spelling of "discount"?

                    1. db   13 years ago

                      I dub WarrenT the Viscunt of Misspelling.

        2. db   13 years ago

          When are you hosting the Pittsburgh Hit and Run meet-and-greet?

          1. Lucy Steigerwald   13 years ago

            Good question. Hmm.

            1. db   13 years ago

              You set it up, and you'll be "Steigy" forever.

              1. Lucy Steigerwald   13 years ago

                YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS.

        3. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

          You're a juvenile product of the working class whose best tweets float in the bottom of a glass.

          1. AlmightyJB   13 years ago

            Lucy in the sky.....

        4. db   13 years ago

          You set it up, and you'll be "Steigy" forever.

    6. A fan   13 years ago

      I thought there would be party girls. I'm disappoint.

    7. Auric Demonocles   13 years ago

      1) More drinks, always.

      2) Why are you people watching this debate on a Saturday night and not out at a bar?

      3) How young are you, Lucy? Do I finally have company for the first time since Naga Shadow disappeared? There is one other dude in grad school but I can't remember his name right now... Too much Fenway beer.

      1. Lucy Steigerwald   13 years ago

        I don't know what three quarters of the words in point three mean. But the answer is 24. To all of your questions.

        1. AlmightyJB   13 years ago

          That's impressive that you can do complex math drunk.

          1. Lucy Steigerwald   13 years ago

            That's how I got my degree in communications! (Also, I am tragically sober. 'twas a fleeting tipsiness, nothing more. Alas!)

            1. db   13 years ago

              You're still on the hook for the 'Burgh meetup.

              1. Lucy Steigerwald   13 years ago

                Son, I don't live there anymore!

                1. db   13 years ago

                  Too bad. You have the contacts, you know the turf, who else is going to do it?

            2. AlmightyJB   13 years ago

              Yeah, I'm unfortunately sober as well. There's always tomorrow though:)

      2. JEP   13 years ago

        Do I finally have company for the first time since Naga Shadow disappeared? There is one other dude in grad school but I can't remember his name right now...

        Not alone. I'm 23.

      3. Spoonman.   13 years ago

        I'm 22, but no longer in grad school.

  266. Tulpa   13 years ago

    You know who else wanted to have a classless society...

    1. Fluffy   13 years ago

      +1

    2. AlmightyJB   13 years ago

      MTV?

  267. pancakes   13 years ago

    I'm sorry Huntsman, you are an agent of Obama. Begone!

  268. Fyodor Kuzmich   13 years ago

    Why on Earth is Romney attacking Huntsman?

  269. bosty   13 years ago

    Newt Gingrich: Real gentlemen prefer Fancy Feast

  270. Mitt At Your service   13 years ago

    Holy shit

    that guys a Chinese agent

    1. Maxxx   13 years ago

      He just told Willard to go fuck himself.

  271. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    Huntsman spoke a foreign language, thus losing the debate.

    1. Tulpa   13 years ago

      For a minute I thought I was watching Firefly.

      1. MlR   13 years ago

        Looking at the Alliance, I think we might be living the prologue.

        1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

          Is it time to misbehave yet?

      2. Francisco d Anconia   13 years ago

        Shiny!

      3. Lucy Steigerwald   13 years ago

        I'm too drunk to find the Firefly joke I searched for.

        "To meeeeee!"

        1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

          Ill be in my bunk....

  272. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Where has Attack Huntsman been my whole life?

  273. Rich   13 years ago

    Mitt raises the yellow peril.

    Time to ask Ron Paul about adoptive children. 8-(

    1. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

      Dr. Paul, why do you hate orphans? -george

    2. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

      George: "Ron, why do you hate children?"

  274. Tulpa   13 years ago

    Sawyer: Under the rules that don't apply to insults of Ron Paul, Huntsman gets a response.

  275. Francisco d Anconia   13 years ago

    Do we not manipulate our currency to benefit our exports? Come on Mitt.

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      American exceptionalism

  276. Amerifuntimes   13 years ago

    I'm imagining the same people clapping for mitt and huntsman for this conversation.

  277. db   13 years ago

    Back from the keezer, strawberry wheat in hand.

  278. El Commentariosa   13 years ago

    I'd like to see a debate hosted by Al Michaels and Chris Collinsworth.

  279. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Alright Huntsman, no speakingchinese on stage.

  280. Jerry   13 years ago

    China is only able to mess with its currency because there is so much US debt to go around. Get rid of the debt and you get rid of the currency manipulation.

    1. The Angry RPh   13 years ago

      ....Get rid of the debt....

      Hey now, that's crazy talk.

  281. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    A talking diabetes meter!?!?!

    1. Ted S.   13 years ago

      It's pronounced "diabeetus".

  282. db   13 years ago

    To the 'Burgh crew...just putting in a plug for a family member's restaurant. If you like trendy modern Mexican food, hit Verde, on Penn Ave in Garfield. http://www.verdepgh.com

    1. Tulpa   13 years ago

      Is that code for "small servings"

      1. db   13 years ago

        Not really, I walked out of the "friends and family" opening last month well satisfied. I wholeheartedly recommend it. Also, they have 162 tequilas on the wall.

    2. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

      Awesome. I was actually following the restaurant's blog during the leadup to the opening. Haven't gone yet, unfortunately, but I'm dying to.

      1. db   13 years ago

        Grand opening week this week. They've been open for about 1.5 months and have most of the bugs worked out now.

        1. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

          Will I get anything for name-dropping your Reason handle?

          1. db   13 years ago

            Probably not, sorry. While my cousin is a fan of Ayn Rand, I don't think she spends much time around these parts. She might recognize the initials, if she happens to be there when you go, which is unlikely.

            1. capitol l   13 years ago

              "Ohh, you're capitol l...how, umm, nice, I guess. Wait here while we get you the best table in the house..."

              *calls police*

              1. Tulpa   13 years ago

                They'd probably spray oven cleaner in my quesadilla.

            2. db   13 years ago

              Although if Jeff or Erin (the owners) are there, you will score massive point mentioning Star Wars (to her) or Star Trek (to him).

              1. Tulpa   13 years ago

                Authentic Mexican cuisine from Jeff and Erin. Awesome.

                1. db   13 years ago

                  Try it, grumpy Gus, you'll like it!

                2. capitol l   13 years ago

                  You do realize that ethnic groups aren't inborn with some special ability to cook their regional dishes, right?

                  Hell, the best Italian or French food that you've eaten was probably made by a Mexican.

                  1. capitol l   13 years ago

                    @Tulpa

                  2. db   13 years ago

                    Yeah, and the nationality of the owners has nothing to do with the experience of the chef. You'll love it!

                    Also, I helped pick the beer list!

                    1. capitol l   13 years ago

                      It's just another stoopid stereotype.

                      Like that you have to be an old black dude to be a good blues musician, or that you have to be white to be a civil liberty squashing, war mongering US president.

                      Just not true.

              2. juris imprudent   13 years ago

                Oh, a mixed marriage.

    3. capitol l   13 years ago

      Looks good, I'll try to check it out if I can get a goddamn free night.

      I've spent time gamboling around the southwest so I loves me some mexi food.

      1. db   13 years ago

        Just be warned...it's not tex-mex or southwestern. They're going for a Mexico City experience.

        1. Tulpa   13 years ago

          Random kidnappings?

          1. db   13 years ago

            The difference is in PAyou can get a carry permit. 😉

            1. capitol l   13 years ago

              I'm gonna request one of them Mexican shawarmas they sell on the street in Mexico City.

              1. db   13 years ago

                I suggested they should have staged "holdups" of "gringos" by "banditos" but they seemed to have someone else important to talk to.

                1. capitol l   13 years ago

                  Give your ID card to the border guard, Yeah your alias says your Captain Jean Luc Pacard of the United Federation of Planets..

                  And we've come full circle.

                  1. PantsFan   13 years ago

                    I was thinking that same song.

                    1. capitol l   13 years ago

                      My southwestern gambol included a stop in Mesa AZ, and there I frequented a little dive bar called Long Wong's. Some of those guys and the Gin Blossom members used to play the open mic nights. That was a great fucking bar.

                      Naturally it was torn down to install a bank or something equally idiotic.

                  2. db   13 years ago

                    nice.

                  3. Tulpa   13 years ago

                    -1701 for mispelling Picard

                    1. db   13 years ago

                      D

                    2. capitol l   13 years ago

                      He was actually born "Pacard", but changed it so he could cheat on his taxes.

                  4. db   13 years ago

                    As far as Mexican-border-related songs go, I like this one best, I think.

      2. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

        Mexican food? You're going to get an anchor entr?e!

  283. Ted S.   13 years ago

    I'm too lazy to click on the Youtube link, and don't much care for Lou Reed anyway. Is "Good Evening Mr. Waldheim" a reference to Kurt Waldheim?

    1. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

      No, his brother Bubba Waldheim.

  284. A Serious Man   13 years ago

    I'm watching on my lunch at the break room at my work. I'm afraid I might vomit.

    Saints/Lions is a good game though.

    1. Ted S.   13 years ago

      Is there a way both of these teams could lose?

      Them and the Giants?

  285. Mitt At Your service   13 years ago

    For fuck sake, am I hallucinating or did a girl just offer to get these men coffee?

    1. Ted S.   13 years ago

      It could be both.

      1. Mitt At Your service   13 years ago

        Honey, men need to know three things
        1. men get their own drink
        2. females cum first
        3. wake me up with my coffee made

        1. db   13 years ago

          My women always cum first, I get their drinks, but coffee gets made for me, a'ight?

        2. Ted S.   13 years ago

          I make my own damn coffee -- I know how I like it made.

  286. Tulpa   13 years ago

    Paul is such a nerd.

    1. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

      Insta libertarian cred

      1. capitol l   13 years ago

        If he dropped a Firefly ref on ABC I'd have his baby.

  287. Bomb Everyone   13 years ago

    Nerd Alert!

  288. flacid tuna   13 years ago

    Why are they ending at 10:40?

    1. Tulpa   13 years ago

      So they can spend 20 minutes telling us that Mitt won.

      1. Matt Welch   13 years ago

        Funny!

      2. Ted S.   13 years ago

        Why do we even need fucking pundits anyway?

        1. Sam Grove   13 years ago

          They aren't good for much else.

          1. juris imprudent   13 years ago

            They'd all end up waiters. Can you imagine how fucking annoying that would be?

  289. Tulpa   13 years ago

    I was hoping one of them would say they'd be sleeping.

    1. Rick Perry   13 years ago

      That'd be me.

  290. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

    Newt: "I'd be watching the big sports match"

  291. Tulpa   13 years ago

    "If I weren't here I'd be masturbating to photoshopped Diane Sawyer pictures"

  292. Mr. Cerious   13 years ago

    All over but the screaming.

  293. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Is the debate over?

    1. flacid tuna   13 years ago

      I don't get it either.

    2. Jerry   13 years ago

      What debate?

    3. db   13 years ago

      I think it means the thread is over. Too bad.

  294. WarrenT   13 years ago

    Had a tall can of grape-flavored malt liquor have a feeling this is how Newt feels all the time.

  295. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    "Well, Diane, I would probably be snorting blow off the butt-cheeks of a hooker."

  296. Kolohe   13 years ago

    So they can't even pander correctly on the softest of the softball questions?

  297. Francisco d Anconia   13 years ago

    Hear that Tulp? Paul didn't touch Romney.

  298. Ted S.   13 years ago

    What's the obsession with dinosaur rock?

  299. Lewis H.   13 years ago

    Mitt won? No kidding.

  300. Brandon   13 years ago

    The Republican analyst does not say a word about Ron Paul. The neocons in power in the GOP really are terrified of him.

    1. Old Mexican   13 years ago

      Re: Brandon,

      The neocons in power in the GOP really are terrified of him.

      You can notice the level of panic when the media whores changed their tune from "oh, good old uncle Paul!" to "He's a racist! He's a Muslim-lover! He's an anti-Semite! He's a Zionist in league with Jewish bankers! A leftist nut! A right-wing nut! An isolationist! A globalist!(*) He's a free trade zealot! He's against free trade! He's an anarchist! He's no libertarian!"

      [(*) Glenn Beck came up with that zinger]

      1. Oh nos our world will end   13 years ago

        if Paul isn't crushed here and now!

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....r_embedded

        1. Old Mexican   13 years ago

          Yeah, the fear mongering is hilarious!

          http://www.jeremyrhammond.com/.....-ron-paul/

        2. Sam Grove   13 years ago

          Does Bauer have a hand up his back?

        3. Mr. FIFY   13 years ago

          Fucking cowards closed the comments on the Bauer bullshit video...

  301. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    Fuck ABC

  302. Fluffy   13 years ago

    Now they have to do this shit over again tomorrow morning.

  303. SIV   13 years ago

    You know, when you work at an organization with Bob Poole

    Fuck that guy.

  304. Lost_in_translation   13 years ago

    I dont think Im going to be able to make tomorrows debate. They really cant hav these things backtoback. I'VE GOT A LIVER TO PRESERVE.

  305. Cytotoxic   13 years ago

    "I know Ron Paul is 76, but Rand is a lot younger. We can expect decades more of this. Decades."

    AMEN.

    1. MlR   13 years ago

      From his mouth to Aqua Buddah's ears.

  306. Old Mexican   13 years ago

    9:30: Paul gets his first question ever at a debate about the newsletters, dissembles for 10 seconds, switches pretty quickly and passionately to the Drug War. Also praises Martin Luther King for using "libertarian" methods, not five minutes after saying that he (Paul) doesn't use the word "libertarian," he uses "constitutional".... The last five minutes have been among the most interesting in Paul's presidential career.

    I would say the whole thing was fascinating, as he pretty much shot down GS's clumsy attempt at startling and smearing the congressman.

    By the way, no article about Jim B Powell yet?

    1. chris   13 years ago

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THkz9btU0zY

      So, Kirchick definitely had the name four years ago, but decided not to leave it out of his story. Interesting. Very, very interesting.

      1. chris   13 years ago

        to leave it out not not to leave it out

  307. BakedPenguin   13 years ago

    All that mediocre Lou Reed, and Welch refuses to link a song that makes sense.

    1. Sevo   13 years ago

      How about:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FdWPeHFAMk

      1. Neu Mejican   13 years ago

        This Lou Reed sums up the talking points much better, methinks.

        http://youtu.be/6mV2mxjlXv8

  308. Old Mexican   13 years ago

    Re: Bee Tagger,

    I think Paul is way off base on attacking Gingrich on this, but I wonder if it will play well.

    Are you kidding? Paul gives the best retort ever: "Yeah, I was married too, Grinchy! Yet I served and you didn't!"

    1. flacid tuna   13 years ago

      I agree, I thought it was awesome. And I bet a lot of soldiers do resent the fact that so many of these tough talking guys never served.

    2. Tulpa   13 years ago

      I also think it's funny that he used his marriage as an excuse not to go to Nam, but then bailed on that marriage and his kids when his wife got cancer a few years later.

      1. Mr. FIFY   13 years ago

        Bet Bill Clinton wishes he'd thought of that as a no-go-Vietnam excuse...

  309. PantsFan   13 years ago

    Quebec nationalists call for the Montreal Canadiens to be more French

    Protesters also complained the music played at the Bell Centre is in English, that announcements are in both languages and that the team has few francophone players.

    Archambault, 62, said the team had its best years when the team was stocked with francophone stars.
    ...

    "I think we need a minimum of at least seven or eight francophone players," he said.

    The Canadiens had two players from Quebec in the lineup on Saturday against the Tampa Bay Lightning.

    1. BakedPenguin   13 years ago

      Archambault, 62, said the team had its best years when the team was stocked with francophone stars.

      That's true, if not relevant.

      1. Greg   13 years ago

        It's also because they had territorial rights to all of those players for many many years. It's not that they had francophone players, it's that they had right of first refusal for all the best players within a certain radius.

    2. db   13 years ago

      Fine. I can't wait until this sort of shit gets hammered down by TEAMS LOSING because they only hired POLITICALLY APPROVED players.

    3. Ted S.   13 years ago

      Move the Coyotes to Quebec (where they belong), and make them the truly French team.

      1. Fluffy   13 years ago

        Dude, if the Coyotes try to move to Quebec they will all get run over by the Islanders' moving truck as it careens north at high speed.

  310. Csonka   13 years ago

    The song is so much better and makes so much more sense when Roger Daltrey sings it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE_aXE8oudY

    I left the Saints/Lions game a few times to watch the debate. Saw Sawyer roll her eyes about this whole "Constitution" rumor and caught Santorum saying we won't end eternal war until we guarantee none of us will be killed, because we've killed everybody else.

    NEVER AGAIN

    1. Paulshouldasaid   13 years ago

      Being the protege of Richard Nixon that you are, Ms. Sawyer, I realize you are not familiar with it, but for this evening you'll have to indulge those of us who take it seriously. This campaign is not about you, Ms. Sawyer.

  311. AlmightyJB   13 years ago

    You can't make this shit up. The head of the neocon warmongers using the lyrics to John Lennon's "Give Peace a Chance" to shill for the number one, why haven't we bombed all of Israels enemies already, warmongering GOP candidate. No fucking shame.

    http://www.weeklystandard.com/.....?nopager=1

  312. Old Mexican   13 years ago

    9:14: Santorum: "I'm a conservative, not a libertarian. I believe in some government."

    The word you're looking for is "Fascist," darling.

    1. Csonka   13 years ago

      By "Libertarian," he means "Anarchist," and by "some government" he means "I WANNA INVADE IRAN AND WHY ARE GAY PEOPLE GAY."

      1. AlmightyJB   13 years ago

        I think he wants to send all the gay people to Iran and than bomb them. After he "cures" them and "converts" them first of course.

        1. Mahmoud A   13 years ago

          There are NO gay people in Iran.

          1. db   13 years ago

            NAAAOOW POOFTAHS!

  313. Old Mexican   13 years ago

    You know, I've come to the realization that Diane Sawyer is a very stoopid woman.

    1. AlmightyJB   13 years ago

      That's because she believes everything they give her to read on the news.

  314. db   13 years ago

    GAWDDEMMIT! I just kicked the keg of Chinook IPA homebrew.

    1. AlmightyJB   13 years ago

      Did it make you hops?

      1. db   13 years ago

        I might be too drunk to understand that...

  315. Old Mexican   13 years ago

    9:34: Ezra Klein: "Ron Paul's newsletters are racist. Ron Paul's answer on the racism of the drug war is excellent. Both these things are true."

    Yeah, out of 240 editions, of which 9 had "questionable" comments not written by Paul (very likely by one James B Powell,) Klein makes the sweeping generalization that all were racist. That's how the cookie crumbles in spin-o-land.

    1. Mr. FIFY   13 years ago

      Ezra Klein is also of the opinion that the Constitution is, like, old and stuff.

    2. Csonka   13 years ago

      Like FIFY, I was going to say, how can lil Ezra even understand the RP newsletters, considering how old they are?

      1. Mr. FIFY   13 years ago

        Nobody in their right mind gives a shit about the newsletters.

    3. alte mexikanische   13 years ago

      Old Mexican|1.8.12 @ 12:02AM|#

      9:34: Ezra Klein: "Ron Paul's newsletters are racist. Ron Paul's answer on the racism of the drug war is excellent. Both these things are true."

      Yeah, out of 240 editions, of which 9 had "questionable" comments not written by Paul (very likely by one James B Powell,) Klein makes the sweeping generalization that all were racist. That's how the cookie crumbles in spin-o-land.

      Herp - do - dee.

      Reader of racist newsletters feels they are not racist. Rants endlessly on the intertubes about how NOTHING in them is racist...because what they say IS TRUE. Decries those that attempt to
      "spin" the story.

      "I mean, if you read them, they're no more racist than what's been published in National Review around that time."

      No more racist than "in the Deep South the Negroes are retarded" , for instance. NOTHING in them is any more racist than that. NO RACISM.

      1. Mr. FIFY   13 years ago

        Nice try, spoofer.

  316. Tulpa   13 years ago

    Peter Jennings on the 2012 campaign

  317. El Commentariosa   13 years ago

    So, heads up: You guys may want to avoid the fark.com comments on tonight's debate.

    1. Bingo   13 years ago

      Who the fuck reads fark.com anymore?

  318. Bingo   13 years ago

    So it looks like RP was standing next to Romney, here's hoping that he managed to reprogram him to some extant.

    1. chris   13 years ago

      It was part of the big plan Paul and Mitt made many years ago to avenge his pop who was destroyed by the establishment and its media whores for turning against the Vietnam War. Mitt is personally very much a libertarian, but Paul informed him to keep his eyes on the prize. Run for governor in one of the most liberal states, run it as a liberal, and then when Mitt runs for president, the establishment will never see the true agenda coming. His plans to both over throw the military industrial complex and introduce fiscal sanity. Hence, Paul wont criticize him anymore than necessary.

      1. AlmightyJB   13 years ago

        ummmmm....that was supposed to be a secret. Nices going chris.

        1. chris   13 years ago

          uh oh ..... well, there's still the back up plan.

      2. Bingo   13 years ago

        Directed by M. Night Shylaman

        1. AlmightyJB   13 years ago

          So you're saying it's going to be a major fail then.

  319. Kevin   13 years ago

    Let us not lose the true meaning of Ron Paul's candidacy. That purpose is to educate the larger public-as much as possible about the failure of open-ended wars, investment in crony capitalism, and the establishment's idea that reduced civil liberties can "keep us safer"

    The Republicans-especially the Hot Air/Michelle Malkin types can have their so-called hold the nose, technocrat candidate who will lose to Obama yet again.

    Change is incremental and Dr. Paul's candidacy will move this further along.

    I know that Romney will be The GOP's nominee, but few will remember him (or McCain) historically.

    Ron Paul and his message on the other hand may the transform the soul of this nation.

    I don't personally invest in political answers or politicans and I will be never sold-even when it comes to Ron Paul.

    Dr. Paul is simply a vehicle to get our message out to the larger public who in the most respectful way does not have the time to worry about this Politico crap.

  320. db   13 years ago

    Fuck, where is everybody?

    This is like the worst chat room ever.

    1. Mr. FIFY   13 years ago

      There was some fucktard arguing with OM about racism, just a few posts up thataway...

  321. Kloveniersburgwal   13 years ago

    Just to change the subject for a minute. I haven't noticed any White Injun in these comments the past days but everyone here knows it is only a matter of time before his white gambolin ass makes another mess of these boards. Yes, I know the best way to deal with him is to just ignore. But I just happened to discover who he actually is. I dont know if others have mentioned his real name, but it is not too hard to find. He has at least one particular incident that is shady to say the least. He doesn't mind informing drug agents when it suits him. Maybe it is more distraction, but if he pops up here again he should at least admit his real name.

  322. Kloveniersburgwal   13 years ago

    Just to change the subject for a minute. I haven't noticed any White Injun in these comments the past days but everyone here knows it is only a matter of time before his white gambolin ass makes another mess of these boards. Yes, I know the best way to deal with him is to just ignore. But I just happened to discover who he actually is. I dont know if others have mentioned his real name, but it is not too hard to find. He has at least one particular incident that is shady to say the least. He doesn't mind informing drug agents when it suits him. Maybe it is more distraction, but if he pops up here again he should at least admit his real name.

    1. Mr. FIFY   13 years ago

      He's not Jason Godesky? Seems to be the best guess...

    2. rsi   13 years ago

      People here seem to think it this rather person. Personally I think WI is some little kid. 10,12 years old.

      It pops on week day mornings, then disappears about time the school buses come and then again in the evening. He's been around in the day time lately for xmas vacation but I expect him disappear once school starts up again.

      I agree if people ignore him he goes away. Can't argue anything (which is another reason I think its some little kid f**n with people.).

  323. Mr. FIFY   13 years ago

    Oooh! Dig this, mes amis!

    http://www.bostonherald.com/bl.....or-warren/

    Fuckin' hilarious.

    1. A Serious Man   13 years ago

      And that's why liberals are called useful idiots.

  324. Kloveniersburgwal   13 years ago

    He writes under the name Bob Black and is some sort of anarcholeftist. He informed the police once that about a house where he was a guest that had drugs. If you want the proof of his white injun status just drudge your way halfway through his piece called The Abolition of Work. He makes all the same points with similar words. Strangely enough he does not mention "gamboling". That must be a new word in his lexicon.

  325. Kloveniersburgwal   13 years ago

    Sorry for double post and general lazy grammar. Getting late, whiskey.

  326. Mr. FIFY   13 years ago

    Is this Post Number 666?

    1. Mr. FIFY   13 years ago

      Woo hoo! Rolled The Beast...

  327. Kloveniersburgwal   13 years ago

    I was reading an article by Michael Pollan about growing opium poppies in his yard. He told the story of a guy named Jim Hogshire who wrote a book called Opium For the Masses. It seems Jim had White Injun, also known as Bob Black over to his house. An argument ensued, there are two differing versions of the story but the end result was Black reporting Hogshire for possessing poppies. The SWAT team busts down his door. White Injun writes about his version of the story if you care to read it. He admits calling the police on Hogshire. Read some of his stuff and you will have no doubt that. White Injun is bob black.

    1. rsi   13 years ago

      link ?

  328. Kloveniersburgwal   13 years ago

    Here is pollens article:
    http://michaelpollan.com/artic.....made-easy/

    Here is the proof that WI is Bob Black. You can also google his response to the opium bust if you want.
    http://www.inspiracy.com/black.....fwork.html

    1. AlmightyJB   13 years ago

      Not sure I would call that proof. It's certainly similar but there is a lot of that kind of stuff out there.. As someone mention above WI stuff comes straight from Godesky which doesn't necessarily mean that it's him. Just scroll trhough the TOC from the site below. There's a lot of that luddite shit in the academic world that students become enamered with. The Nobel Savage, white people are evil, etc. This Bob Black's stuff isn't much different from the Unabomber Manifesto.

      Unabomber Manifesto:

      http://cyber.eserver.org/unabom.txt

      Godesky:
      http://theanarchistlibrary.org.....heses.html

      1. AlmightyJB   13 years ago

        I think the lack of discussion about land title (enTITLEment)and private property (PRIVATION) is why I don't necessarily think that's real proof although you could be right.

  329. Kloveniersburgwal   13 years ago

    And here is White Injun writing about his fav topic, the one and only, original, affluent, brah shaking paradise......
    http://www.inspiracy.com/black.....fwork.html

  330. Mrs. Cooper   13 years ago

    This is like the worst chat room ever.

  331. Kloveniersburgwal   13 years ago

    This is some of the exact stuff that WI regurgitates in his posts. If WI is not Bob Black he has a very very similar writing style and obscure points.

    http://www.primitivism.com/primitive-affluence.htm

    1. rather   13 years ago

      Holy shit, I'd cross all libertarians off a jury. WTF is it with accusing three people without any fucking proof?

      1. AlmightyJB   13 years ago

        You may want to rethink that strategy if you get busted for drugs or prostitution:) Yeah, I don't know why anyone even cares all that much who it is.

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