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Policy

A Seafaring Farewell for Now

Baylen Linnekin | 12.2.2011 5:10 PM

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In season two of The Wire the show's plot moved away from the first season's tales of often-questionable police tactics employed to combat street crime in Baltimore and to stories about often questionable police tactics used to combat crimes plaguing the city's port. The central conflict in season two is based largely on the mutual contempt that two powerful but piddling men--detestable Baltimore police commander Stan Valchek and detestable port union boss Frank Sobotka--have for one another.

Though The Wire is fictional, I implore anyone who's watched season two to read this recent BusinessWeek account (via my friend Jason Foscolo) of a beef between Larry Ciulla, the founder and owner of a Gloucester, MA* fish auction house (that probably sells lobster or something, hence Lobster Girl), and Andy Cohen, the former federal government NOAA official who seemed hellbent on bringing Clulla down. If you can find a hero in this story then you have a much stronger gag reflex than I.

Mega-thanks back to Nick Gillespie and the Reason staff and you readers and commenters for making this week a fun stay. If you're reading this and will be in the DC area next Saturday, I urge you to sign up for a great Keep Food Legal food-truck-themed extravaganza featuring eats from the stupendous Red Hook Lobster Pound truck and the splendid El Chilango taco truck (plus some of our own culinary creations). And, I should note, not only will the trucks' food be there, but the trucks themselves will be there in the er, flesh.

As if the food isn't enough of a draw, the event will feature an unbelievably great lineup of speakers talking about food trucks:

Matt Geller, who heads the groundbreaking Southern California Mobile Food Vendors Association and is one of the leading and most successful advocates for the rights of food trucks to operate free from gratuitous regulations in this country, will be in town all the way from Venice, CA to serve as our featured guest speaker.

Doug Povich, co-owner of the Red Hook Lobster Pound truck, will speak about his experiences wading through the ongoing regulatory process.

Robert Frommer, an attorney with the excellent Institute for Justice—which helps food-truck entrepreneurs and other small businesses fight back against unjust regulations—will speak about IJ and the group's work on behalf of food trucks.

Juan Antonio Santacruz, owner of the El Chilango taco truck, will talk about his journey (with his brother Jesus, who mans the truck) from selling tacos in Mexico City to selling in Virginia.

So come on out, won't you?

*Speaking of Gloucester, a relic from The Perfect Storm recently washed ashore in Ireland--20 years after the disaster. Going back a bit further while I'm on the subject, my great-great-grandfather (if I recall correctly; also my grandfather's and father's namesake) plied the waters of Gloucester way back in the day.

Baylen Linnekin is the director of Keep Food Legal, a nonprofit dedicated to preserving and increasing "culinary freedom," the right of all Americans to grow, sell, prepare and eat foods of their own choosing. To join or learn more about the group's activities, go here. To follow Keep Food Legal on Twitter, go here; to follow Linnekin, go here.

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Reason Foundation Senior Fellow Baylen Linnekin is a food lawyer, scholar, and adjunct law professor, as well as the author of Biting the Hands That Feed Us: How Fewer, Smarter Laws Would Make Our Food System More Sustainable (Island Press 2016).

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  1. Tman   14 years ago

    A lobster girl farewell????

    ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US!!

    1. Proprietist   14 years ago

      *tears of joy*

    2. Joe M   14 years ago

      Baylen really came in here and said and did all the right things, sweeping H&R commenters off our feet. He's welcome back any time.

  2. Clich? Bandit   14 years ago

    OK, I vote we boot Nick and replace him with Baylen. He posted LOBSTER GIRL!!!! Seriously! I mean Nick has resorted to holding her hostage for donations...how cruel is that?

    1. Local Wit   14 years ago

      He posted LOBSTER GIRL!!!!

      The pic that launched a thousand faps.

  3. R C Dean   14 years ago

    I'll say it:

    BAYLEN FOR PRESIDENT!

  4. Pro Libertate   14 years ago

    Wow, he really knows the commentariat well. I'm going to stop reading his last name as "Linkedin" from now on.

    1. yonemoto   14 years ago

      You don't have the willpower.

      1. Pro Libertate   14 years ago

        Sure I do. I'm not sure I'm capable of restraining my desire to see the funny in everything, which isn't so much a willpower issue as a lifestyle choice.

        1. yonemoto   14 years ago

          There's no way you're doing it voluntarily, unless you have different webfonts. Are the italicized bylines disabled on your computer? Or maybe you have better anti-aliasing.

          1. Pro Libertate   14 years ago

            Wrong! I've trained myself to read it as Pumpkin.

            1. PantsFan   14 years ago

              It's pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove

              1. Pro Libertate   14 years ago

                Not Raymond Luxury Yacht? I'm so bad with foreign languages.

  5. Beloved Rev. Blue Moon   14 years ago

    Baylen sure knows how to suck up the commentariat.

    Keep it up.

  6. Gojira   14 years ago

    The egomaniacal bastard needed two knob-polishing threads to mark his exit.

    Well played, sir. I look forward to your return.

  7. AlmightyJB   14 years ago

    It's about freakin' time

  8. Mad Scientist   14 years ago

    If we're going to get Lobster Girl every time a guest columnist leaves, I demand more guest columnists.

  9. Amanian   14 years ago

    Lobster girl.

    That is all.

    1. PantsFan   14 years ago

      also sideboob

      1. AlmightyJB   14 years ago

        +2

  10. Triumph   14 years ago

    [Unsteadily raises white Russian made with raw milk.]

    Thanks and best of luck to ye, Baylen.

    [Slumps back into chair, sobbing into his drink, but eventually finds reassurance in the gentle countenance of Lobster Girl.]

  11. LarryA   14 years ago

    Thanks.

    My son-in-law runs two food trucks in Honolulu.

    1. mad libertarian guy   14 years ago

      For now, at least.

  12. .   14 years ago

    Jesus, watching the gaggle of internet morons fawn over lobster girl is pathetic, and frankly, lobster girl is garbage

  13. Auric Demonocles   14 years ago

    You made an alt-text as a direct response to me, AND gave us Lobster Girl? I am (literally) doing a drink in your honor.

  14. Trespassers W   14 years ago

    I will never get tired of that sideboob.

    Nor the animated gif of Shay Laren putting her jeans on, for that matter. But I have to slink over to Urkobold for that one.

    1. CharlesWT   14 years ago

      Bigger is better.

      1. calm mentor   14 years ago

        That boob freckle gets me every time. Sigh...

      2. insurgent   14 years ago

        Original Lobster Girl?
        http://www.flickr.com/photos/1.....hotostream

  15. Hugh   14 years ago

    Most days I don't wake up thinking I wish I were a lobster. Today was different.

  16. bill quoted   14 years ago

    "Lobster Girl, BOOM"

    [drops mic, walks off stage]

  17. hamilton   14 years ago

    Lobster girl! Last time she was posted I ended up donating to Reason. Have you put her on a mug yet?

    1. Kallipygian Kristen   14 years ago

      *sigh*

      So helpless

      1. hamilton   14 years ago

        I mean an official reason-chochke "Free Minds and Free Markets" mug with the Jacket on the back and ideally where her top vanishes when you put hot coffee in it, but you only get it with a $100 donation plus act now and you get a free monacle. That.

        1. mr simple   14 years ago

          Free monocle? What kind of socialist are you?

  18. AlmightyJB   14 years ago

    If you don't love Lobster Girl, you don't love America.

  19. I   14 years ago

    I see 35 comments.
    Lobster Girl has the lasting power of Britney Spears!
    Not that both crustaceans don't taste like the sea.
    In a good way!

    Or not.

  20. EDG reppin' LBC   14 years ago

    Sideboob.

    1. CharlesWT   14 years ago

      I hadn't realized that sideboobs were such a fetish.

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