Let this be a lesson to all government agencies. You do not need a social media presence. Say it again with me, you do not need a social media presence.
Because if you have one, the twentysomething guy you put in charge is eventually totally going to tweet this amazing freaky video about turkey fryers. And then some additional turkey safety tips. And then it's going to be a news story. And then we're all going to have to make jokes about how Department of Homeland Security overreach and unfried turkey must mean that the terrorists have won. And no one wants that.
See me talking about this important story and much, much more on Freedom Watch tonight!
What's that? You are a lazy bum and want me to embed the video? OK, here you go. Happy Thanksgiving: