If Jack Abramoff Had Bought a Supermarket Chain, Would Frank Wolf Want to Ban Groceries?
Today the House Energy and Commerce Committee's Subcommittee on Commerce, Manufacturing, and Trade held a hearing on proposals to legalize online gambling. The Las Vegas Sun reports that Rep. John Campbell (R-Calif.), sponsor of the Internet Gambling Regulation, Consumer Protection, and Enforcement Act, compared today's restrictions on gambling to alcohol prohibition:
You can look at drinking. We tried making that illegal. We tried prohibiting it. It didn't work. We forced a lot of honest Americans, because they were going to do it anyway, into a dishonest and illegal practice…so Prohibition has ended. [But] we essentially have that kind of prohibition now.
Rep. Frank Wolf (R-Va.), by contrast, "maintained the relevant historical precedent for the online gaming question is more recent":
"Has this Congress forgotten the Abramoff scandal?" he asked with a hint of incredulity.
"Gambling was involved in the Abramoff scandal. Has the Congress learned anything form it or is it just like the Simon and Garfunkel song: 'Man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest,'" Wolf added, quoting "The Boxer."
"Gambling was involved in the Abramoff scandal" in two ways, neither of which shows the industry is inherently corrupt or corrupting, which seems to be Wolf's implication. Jack Abramoff was convicted of fraud in connection with his purchase of SunCruz Casinos, a line of gambling ships, because he obtained a $60 million loan by using fake documentation of a $23 million down payment he never actually made. If he had committed the same crime while buying a supermarket chain, would Wolf cite that as a reason to ban groceries?
Abramoff's other gambling-related funny business involved consulting fees he collected by playing Indian casino operations against each other, a scheme that hinged on gambling's highly restricted legal status. Far from showing the folly of legalizing gambling, Abramoff's ripoff shows that arbitrary government interference with the industry invites corruption.
Frank also repeated a meaningless mantra favored by opponents of online poker: "Internet gambling is the crack cocaine of gambling." Isn't it long past time for Internet gambling to be the methamphetamine of gambling?
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Maybe he should have used Bill Bennett for this gambol.
Ha! A pun! Well done!
Doesn't matter, support for online gambling has put it to their opponents lately, this is all but a done deal. Casinos specifically see a huge cash cow.
That said, FUCK YOU WOLF, I sincerely hope everyone you care about dies painfully.
Well put! Especially the part about strangers suffering painfully. Nice touch!
"eat-shit@asshole.net"
Because you're all joy and light yourself...
He took my livelihood, and he's trying to prevent me from making a living, fuck him.
And who cares what an anon troll like you thinks?
Agreed. I still have thousands of dollars I EARNED in limbo because of this bullshit.
Well, considering his comment was a response to your wish of a painful death to people who's only crime is to be someone who Wolf cares about, I hope everyone cares about his comment.
Officer, am I not free to gamble about the plain and mesa...and...cruise ship?
Or you can take a virtual gambol across the internet!
Um, point of order: if they were actually honest Americans, they would have obeyed the law. No one forced them to drink.
Plots from the unaired 8th season of Star Trek: The Next Generation
https://twitter.com/#!/TNG_S8
My favorite so far:
The crew goes to Tasha Yar's home planet, beams all the "rape gangs" into a volcano. Riker's sleeping-blouse is ruined by a tachyon burst.
I lol'd.
Why does everyone write lol'd, when on a planet in which we speak and write English and its derivative internet-speak it should be L'dOL or LedOL?
That's pretty good stuff, but I didn't see enough Wesley bashing. There can never be enough Wesley bashing.
What? I'm just saying you guys should be nicer to Whill Wheaton. Whill Wheaton seems like a nice guy.
There's a DS9 one too:
https://twitter.com/#!/DS9S8
Nice outfit Jake 😉
And for all your Trek fashions LOLs:
Fashion it so
Puppy fugitive apprehended by police in helicopter-filmed police chase
First, I'd like to point out that there is an long, boring debate about whether poker is gambling.
Second, playing poker online for money is not illegal.
Oh, technically, yes. But practically any way of someone getting you the money you've supposedly won is illegal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTegy6sBQVA
Tebow>Rep. Frank Wolf (R-Va.)
Internet gambling is not the crack cocaine of anything.
But inflammatory sound bites are definitely the crack cocaine of politicians on the make. Just like crackheads, they know better, but they don't want to stop 'cause it feels so goooood...
Scratch-off lottery tickets are the methadone of gambling.
My friends, tonight we unveil my most diabolical creation: internet gambling, TEN TIMES more addictive than marinjuana!
To human misery!
You must embrace the degradation of language if you wish to save it.
Federal government is the Methamphetamine of government. Just look at any of the before and after pictures of Presidents after their terms are up.
Does Internet Gambling cause your teeth to fall out?
"Internet gambling is the crack cocaine of gambling."
I consider the state lotteries the crack cocaine of gambling. Easy access, inexpensive addiction, and it is pushed by filthy dirt bags.
^^THIS^^
"Abramoff's ripoff shows that arbitrary government interference with the industry invites corruption."
Congress has learned that and where there is potential corruption Congress will always be there.
Well, considering his comment was a response to your wish of a painful death to people who's only crime is to be someone who Wolf cares about, I hope everyone cares about his comment.
thank you
This is exactly why I don't eat vegetables.
Hitler ate vegetables.
Salads, therefore, are for Nazis.