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Policy

Illegal Grilled Cheese Is Was the New Illegal Lobster Roll

Katherine Mangu-Ward | 5.16.2011 3:01 PM

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In the pages of our April 2011 issue, Keep Food Legal founder Baylen Linnekin told the story of the rise and fall of Dr. Claw, a guy with an Ali G-style persona and a penchant for selling illegal concoctions involving bread and crustaceans in plain brown paper wrappers. Dr. Claw was busted by the New York City health authorities and forced to cease lobster roll production after allowing himself to be photographed for a story about his operation.

Now Linnekin takes to the pixels of MadeMan.com to celebrate Bread.Butter.Cheese (a.k.a., B.B.C.), a Claw imitator who sold fancy grilled cheese sammies in the East Village. For Reason readers hoping to be in on the Next Big Thing, sorry: B.B.C. ceased operations in 2010. But he managed to remain wholly anonymous and safe from the food fuzz, thanks to his avoidance of traditional media and his careful use of social media. In short, he survived to sell trendy illegal food to hispters anonymously another day.

When we spoke, Claw displayed grudging admiration for B.B.C.

"In some ways what he's doing is cooler because he's never showed his face and he's really stayed anonymous through the whole thing," says Claw. "But he didn't get to that accidentally. He saw my mistakes."

Indeed, he did. B.B.C. would announce menu items through his Twitter and Facebook accounts. Potential customers could text orders using Google Voice. Then he would meet the customer on a street corner at an appointed time and exchange cash for a grilled cheese sandwich — like Claw's rolls they are served in an anonymous brown paper bag. Similar methods, to be sure, except Ronnie never allowed his face to be photographed.

Ronnie says by email that social media was "the only way I ha[d] of communicating with customers." Like Claw, social media tools helped him "avoid all DOH regulation in the city of New York[,] since I work out of my apartment kitchen that is not licensed by the NYC Dept. of Health and Mental Hygiene."

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Katherine Mangu-Ward is editor in chief of Reason.

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  1. SugarFree   14 years ago

    sammies

    The death of the English language proceeds apace.

    1. Pro Libertate   14 years ago

      Try as I might, I can detect no "m" in the word "sandwich." Am I using the wrong browser?

      1. SugarFree   14 years ago

        What's worse is that it is a retarded diminutive of a retarded diminutive, the much reviled "sammich." That's double retarded, dude.

        1. Pro Libertate   14 years ago

          Interbread food deliverator would be a better term.

          1. SugarFree   14 years ago

            Gluten Engulper.

            1. Pro Libertate   14 years ago

              Carbohydrator.

              1. SugarFree   14 years ago

                Or we could be historical...

                Edible Napkins.

                1. Pro Libertate   14 years ago

                  I've got it: Hand food. Like finger food, but bigger.

                  1. Pro Libertate   14 years ago

                    So when a kid gets a gig at Subway, he can tell his mom: "I got a hand food job at Subway."

                  2. SugarFree   14 years ago

                    But... is all hand food sandwiches? Ribs are not, for example. Nor is corn on the cob.

                    1. Pro Libertate   14 years ago

                      Don't try to impose your bourgeois logic on this. Nobody uses the term "hand food", so we're co-opting it to replace the archaic "sandwich."

                      Besides, ribs and corn already have terms--namely, ribs and corn.

                  3. OO======D   14 years ago

                    I'm lovin' it!

      2. sarcasmic   14 years ago

        "sannie" has a tampon like ring to it.

      3. sarcasmic   14 years ago

        "sannie" has a tampon like ring to it.

        1. sarcasmic   14 years ago

          damn squirrels

        2. Pro Libertate   14 years ago

          How about wichy? Or sandie? Or earlie?

          1. sarcasmic   14 years ago

            Inbred. It's more than just a sandwich.

          2. wylie   14 years ago

            Wichy Woman.

            we have a winner.

            1. Pro Libertate   14 years ago

              I'll have a Wichy Woman, hold the mayo.

      4. prolefeed   14 years ago

        There's two of them: "sammidge"

        Try and keep up. 😉

  2. Rock Action   14 years ago

    Yep

    1. Rock Action   14 years ago

      Whoops. For ProL at 3:10.

      1. Pro Libertate   14 years ago

        Huh. I may impose that upon my children.

        1. Rock Action   14 years ago

          I can hear John Rosemond heartily applauding you in the distance.

  3. The Gobbler   14 years ago

    Who in their right mind buys a cheese sandwich in a brown paper bag from some guy on a corner in the East Village?

    1. Rhywun   14 years ago

      Only if there's pot or blow somewhere inside the bag.

    2. Rock Action   14 years ago

      The same guy that hangs a "Baton Me" sandwich board over his shoulders?

    3. SugarFree   14 years ago

      50% are disappointed that it's not pot. The other half are happy to have the sandwich because they are already quite high.

    4. Bob Kelso   14 years ago

      What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? This guy.

    5. Fluffy   14 years ago

      I would do it just for the frisson of transgression.

      1. SugarFree   14 years ago

        Yup. Never underestimate the allure of the forbidden, even the mildly forbidden.

        1. Barely Suppressed Rage   14 years ago

          Not to mention the wild rush of frisson.

  4. Moe19   14 years ago

    I clicked on this hoping for a picture of lobster girl. You have failed me.

    1. SugarFree   14 years ago

      Here you go.

      1. Fluffy   14 years ago

        Anyone tricked by that link deserves what they get.

        I only hovered over it and I got a little scared.

    2. kda   14 years ago

      This.

  5. Fluffy   14 years ago

    BTW, it would have been better branding if he had called himself Evil Dr. Claw.

  6. rac   14 years ago

    I know I should keep up with the news more, but since when are grilled cheese sandwiches illegal?

    1. NYC health authority   14 years ago

      Are you serious?

    2. Fluffy   14 years ago

      Although it's legal in NYC for you to hand someone a grilled cheese sandwich, and also legal for someone to hand you a 5 dollar bill, it's illegal if you do these things simultaneously.

      Because we are all slaves.

      1. rac   14 years ago

        Not in Lessburg Va. Last month was grilled cheese month, and I went to the Leesburg Restaurant twice and got a double order. Dripping with butter. With a real live chocolate milkshake. Awesome.

      2. db   14 years ago

        "But Officer! The five dollars was for the blow job, not the sandwich!"

  7. DADIODADDY   14 years ago

    $5 for grilled cheese...stupid, stupid, stupid

    1. -   14 years ago

      [sigh]
      You just don't understand the concept of hipsterism.

  8. MJ   14 years ago

    "Then he would meet the customer on a street corner at an appointed time and exchange cash for a grilled cheese sandwich ? like Claw's rolls they are served in an anonymous brown paper bag."

    Time to put NYPD SWAT on the case.

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