In the pages of our April 2011 issue, Keep Food Legal founder Baylen Linnekin told the story of the rise and fall of Dr. Claw, a guy with an Ali G-style persona and a penchant for selling illegal concoctions involving bread and crustaceans in plain brown paper wrappers. Dr. Claw was busted by the New York City health authorities and forced to cease lobster roll production after allowing himself to be photographed for a story about his operation.
Now Linnekin takes to the pixels of MadeMan.com to celebrate Bread.Butter.Cheese (a.k.a., B.B.C.), a Claw imitator who sold fancy grilled cheese sammies in the East Village. For Reason readers hoping to be in on the Next Big Thing, sorry: B.B.C. ceased operations in 2010. But he managed to remain wholly anonymous and safe from the food fuzz, thanks to his avoidance of traditional media and his careful use of social media. In short, he survived to sell trendy illegal food to hispters anonymously another day.
When we spoke, Claw displayed grudging admiration for B.B.C.
"In some ways what he's doing is cooler because he's never showed his face and he's really stayed anonymous through the whole thing," says Claw. "But he didn't get to that accidentally. He saw my mistakes."
Indeed, he did. B.B.C. would announce menu items through his Twitter and Facebook accounts. Potential customers could text orders using Google Voice. Then he would meet the customer on a street corner at an appointed time and exchange cash for a grilled cheese sandwich — like Claw's rolls they are served in an anonymous brown paper bag. Similar methods, to be sure, except Ronnie never allowed his face to be photographed.
Ronnie says by email that social media was "the only way I ha[d] of communicating with customers." Like Claw, social media tools helped him "avoid all DOH regulation in the city of New York[,] since I work out of my apartment kitchen that is not licensed by the NYC Dept. of Health and Mental Hygiene."
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Although it's legal in NYC for you to hand someone a grilled cheese sandwich, and also legal for someone to hand you a 5 dollar bill, it's illegal if you do these things simultaneously.
Not in Lessburg Va. Last month was grilled cheese month, and I went to the Leesburg Restaurant twice and got a double order. Dripping with butter. With a real live chocolate milkshake. Awesome.
"Then he would meet the customer on a street corner at an appointed time and exchange cash for a grilled cheese sandwich ? like Claw's rolls they are served in an anonymous brown paper bag."
sammies
The death of the English language proceeds apace.
Try as I might, I can detect no "m" in the word "sandwich." Am I using the wrong browser?
What's worse is that it is a retarded diminutive of a retarded diminutive, the much reviled "sammich." That's double retarded, dude.
Interbread food deliverator would be a better term.
Gluten Engulper.
Carbohydrator.
Or we could be historical...
Edible Napkins.
I've got it: Hand food. Like finger food, but bigger.
So when a kid gets a gig at Subway, he can tell his mom: "I got a hand food job at Subway."
But... is all hand food sandwiches? Ribs are not, for example. Nor is corn on the cob.
Don't try to impose your bourgeois logic on this. Nobody uses the term "hand food", so we're co-opting it to replace the archaic "sandwich."
Besides, ribs and corn already have terms--namely, ribs and corn.
I'm lovin' it!
"sannie" has a tampon like ring to it.
"sannie" has a tampon like ring to it.
damn squirrels
How about wichy? Or sandie? Or earlie?
Inbred. It's more than just a sandwich.
Wichy Woman.
we have a winner.
I'll have a Wichy Woman, hold the mayo.
There's two of them: "sammidge"
Try and keep up. 😉
Yep
Whoops. For ProL at 3:10.
Huh. I may impose that upon my children.
I can hear John Rosemond heartily applauding you in the distance.
Who in their right mind buys a cheese sandwich in a brown paper bag from some guy on a corner in the East Village?
Only if there's pot or blow somewhere inside the bag.
The same guy that hangs a "Baton Me" sandwich board over his shoulders?
50% are disappointed that it's not pot. The other half are happy to have the sandwich because they are already quite high.
What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? This guy.
I would do it just for the frisson of transgression.
Yup. Never underestimate the allure of the forbidden, even the mildly forbidden.
Not to mention the wild rush of frisson.
I clicked on this hoping for a picture of lobster girl. You have failed me.
Here you go.
Anyone tricked by that link deserves what they get.
I only hovered over it and I got a little scared.
This.
BTW, it would have been better branding if he had called himself Evil Dr. Claw.
I know I should keep up with the news more, but since when are grilled cheese sandwiches illegal?
Are you serious?
Although it's legal in NYC for you to hand someone a grilled cheese sandwich, and also legal for someone to hand you a 5 dollar bill, it's illegal if you do these things simultaneously.
Because we are all slaves.
Not in Lessburg Va. Last month was grilled cheese month, and I went to the Leesburg Restaurant twice and got a double order. Dripping with butter. With a real live chocolate milkshake. Awesome.
"But Officer! The five dollars was for the blow job, not the sandwich!"
$5 for grilled cheese...stupid, stupid, stupid
[sigh]
You just don't understand the concept of hipsterism.
"Then he would meet the customer on a street corner at an appointed time and exchange cash for a grilled cheese sandwich ? like Claw's rolls they are served in an anonymous brown paper bag."
Time to put NYPD SWAT on the case.