Kung Fu Fighting: Not Racist, Says Composer, Performer
If the birther stuff, recurring images of the Easter Bunny at the White House, and Jimmy Johnson doing ExTenze ads wasn't enough to convince you that we've entered a Philip K. Dick novel, then read on, Macduff:
Simon Ledger said he was still in shock after he was reported to the police for singing the 1974 Number One to a packed bar on the Isle of Wight on Easter Sunday….
Bar manager Sean Ware, who had to give a statement to police, said: 'It's mind boggling. It was a very relaxed atmosphere in the bar with lots of families with children here.
'The CCTV showed a Chinese man making abusive gestures. Simon waved him away, but he returned.
'It seems clear that the man was genuinely aggrieved about something, but this is just crazy. Simon often sings Kung Fu Fighting.'
The UK Daily Mail tracked down the song's composer who said:
Carl Douglas described the decision to arrest Mr Ledger as 'political correctness gone mad' because the song was not racist.
'The arrest is a little unbelievable because there's no racism in the song,' Douglas, who is now 68, said. 'It's very strange indeed.
Here's a performance by Douglas which is admittedly a little bit frightening, though done with expert timing:
As always, Matt Welch got to this story first and best, fasther than Hong Kong Phooey, and with a keytar beat.
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Wow, the cops in that town clearly have a shortage of REAL CRIME to deal with. Sad.
http://www.complete-privacy.edu.tc
Worst. Lip-Syncing. Ever.
Would I be racist to suggest the aggrieved Chinaman grow a thicker skin, and cease whingeing?
The police will be right over. Get your affairs in order, like, right now.
And hide your dog.
And hide your dog.
I couldn't tell if that was a cop joke or a Chinese joke.
Why choose?
all you need to know is if its a Chinese cop, you gonna end up with a dead dog....in black bean sauce.
Please, dude, the preferred terminology is Asian-Englishman.
Aggrieved Chinaman
The Isle of Wight is not England.
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This would have been a better story if it ended with someone getting their ass kicked. Bonus points for use of stylized martial arts by either party.
"Officers later tracked Mr Ledger down to a Chinese restaurant where he was arrested."
Never mind. I am pleased that the Universe has a sense of humor.
Charlie Chan and Mr. Moto were the arresting officers.
No! My Shitty Beef! My Shitty Chicken! Hello, this is Shitty Wok.
Nope....just Kam Fong as Chin Ho.
and Kono as Zulu
or was it Zulu as Kono ?
That's ... CRAW!!
I remember the Claw, I mean, the Craw..I mean the CRAW !
The singer was actually hunted down by the police after the show and arrested!
Wunderbar! Great topic!
I have two blogs about race.
RACE BAITING FOR BEGINNERS
http://libertarians4freedom.bl.....nners.html
BIRTHERISM IS NOT ABOUT RACE.
http://libertarians4freedom.bl.....about.html
As for the King Fu Fighting story, I agree that the song is racist, look at the lyrics:
"They were funky China men from funky Chinatown"
--See? That's racist, it assumes that Kung Fu originated in China when we all know it got started in Ireland. Besides, how do we know if Chinatown is funky? Is that a good thing? Hmmm, we need Obama to have a beer summit about this.
"There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung"
---Again, it's racist to use Chinese names. Instead of funky Billy Chin why not funky William James or funky Leroy Brown?
Leroy Brown is bad, bad - not funky
in fact, he's the baddest man in the whole damn town.
Is he badder than old King Kong?
oh yeah, meaner than a junk yard dog.
Dude, racist.
I like how you pick out "crappy ol' Africa" as racist but not "Uncle Obama".
The times they are a-changing.
"Uncle Obama" is a play on words with "Uncle Sam." If you thought I meant "Uncle Tom" you're sadly mistaken.
You know that you just admitted to reading his blog. Why don't you just go feed rather's ego while you're at it?
I'm gonna file a complaint against Reason for posting racist material.
Behold the power of China!
Me Chinese.
Me play joke.
Me put peepee in your freedom of speech.
I'm not a racist. I'm just a guy who acknowledges how funny ethnic humor can be.
we had a half-Italian, half-Pole named Antonio Wojcesak. He made me an offer I couldn't understand.
I lol'ed
There were nanny Englishmen
From nanny English Town
They were locking men up
They were locking men down
Everybody was P.C. fighting,
Those persons of felinity were not so fast at to offend the differently abled,
And it was a little bit frightening,
But they all wore safety helmets
Was he actually charged with "Racism" or "Hate Speech"? The article is unclear.
While the "Hate Speech" laws are obnoxious enough, a law against "Racism" is really against "thoughtcrime".
I've got my eye on you Aresen.....or is it really Aaronson? And what has happened to Rutherford and Jones?
Jesus Chlist. These people need to rerax.
LACIST!!
Would this be deemed racist if a swede was offended by it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0
Since it's blocked from view due to copyright reasons in Sweden, we'll never know for sure. But yes, probably.
Next on the chopping block is anyone who sings "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors.
'Batin!
Its no fun being an illegal alien!
The problem isn't that someone found the song offensive, but that the police actually responded to the call.
That is all.
England doesn't have that many donut shops, so their police tend to be in foul moods.
Mr. Douglas needs to read up on the "Joe From Lowell Theory Of Racism", under which it doesn't matter if he thinks it's racist. As soon as any listener thinks it's racist, it's racist. Because the feelings of the listener are what's important here.
? I'm dreaming, of a white, Christmas?
We both conclude that it is necessary for the safety of the entire free world that we invade the British Isles to protect their freedoms.
Yo, fuck the Isle of Wight. They've been on a downward slope ever sense those racist assholes killed Jimi. That's right. No drug overdose. He was murdered by racist Wighters.
Who you calling a Uigher?
Oh, wighter. Never mind.
He could have been saved from the Wights. Too bad he decided to nail Goldberry. Was it worth it, Jimi?
I remember when this happened on Craggy Island. It was easier to resolve there.