CPAC Still Safe for Sombrero-Wearing, Ahab-Mocking, Flag-Waving, Palin-Loving Grammy Winners


Infiltrators from Big Gay and Big Libertarian may be giving social cons the vapors about CPAC, but rest assured that Grammy-winning funtime songster Ray "The Streak" Stevens will be standing athwart Planet Libtardia shouting "Ay-rab! Mexican!" Not only will Stevens be speaking on a panel entitled "Pop Culture: An Influence or a Mirror?", music-haters everywhere will be relieved to know that he's scheduled to perform tonight at the Presidential Banquet. I am confident Mike Huckabee and the Heritages will not protest.

Enjoy some recent Stevensania: