Thank God Political Dynasties Only Exist in Dictatorships![*]
Ron Hart on the Castro Brothers' apparent embrace of change:
Communism, like the Mafia and politics, is a family business. That is why Fidel appointed his brother, Raul (which I think is Spanish for "Jeb"), to run the country when he dies.
Castro's mini-me, Kim Jong Il of North Korea, will also let one of his sons run the country when he dies. I knew these guys had no problem starving their countrymen in their ruthless pursuit of power, but to stoop to nepotism?
Can you imagine two families running a country for 20 years? I am glad that could not happen here….
Maybe producers in Tinsel Town could do a reality show called … "Survivor: Cuba." Eleven million citizens try to survive the living immunity challenge each week in order to make it to the next week. Then there is the one where the members of the tribe make a boat out of Styrofoam ice chests and try to make it to the U.S. Unlike the American version of "Survivor," contestants who get off the island are considered the winners.
[*] Should-Be-Unnecessary Irony Update: Yeah, headline and bit in column above about dynasties not happening here obviously meant ironically.
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That's Raul? I thought it was Jimmy Carter.
The two of them are easily confused - for many reasons.
I'm beginning to see why the hatred for Ron Hart.
That is why Fidel appointed his brother, Raul (which I think is Spanish for "Jeb")
Nah. Its Spanish for "Fredo".
Can you imagine two families running a country for 20 years? I am glad that could not happen here.
I am hoping Ron Hart is deliberately being ironic.
I am hoping Ron Hart was in a medical coma for the last 3 years and that's what he's coming up with jokes from 2007.
We ran shit a lot longer than this!
Can you imagine two families running a country for 20 years?
if by here he means Cuba or NK, then no.
Those dirty Cubans are only rafting across the Caribbean on styrofoam ice chests for our fantastic welfare programs.
Que dices? No one beats our welfare system! Aqui todo es free cabron!
C'mon, Hart; muster your legion of sockpuppets and tell us how great your columns are!
I knew Castro was a Red and all, but when did he become Cincinnati's pitching coach?
I have a distinct feeling I'm going to be made to look the fool, but didn't we already have a country run for 20 years by two families? Bush, Clinton, Clinton, Bush, Bush? 4x5 = 20? Why does Nick update it with the "it's not going to happen" bit?
See my post @ 10:55 & Kohole's response @ 11:13
Just look out. Barbara Pierce Bush is gonna marry Rahul Gandhi, and their son will be President of the United States of America and India.
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