Your Tax Dollars At Work

Federal edition: A website run by the federal government to debunk conspiracy theories about the federal government. Somehow, I doubt the people for whom this site is intended are going to find it convincing. (Thanks to TheAgitator.com commenter Dana Gower for the tip.)

State edition: North Carolina Alcohol Beverage Control board officials spend six months investigating topless bars in Charlotte. The fruit of their dogged investigation: Sixteen dancers charged with indecent exposure for going nude below the waist. (Thanks to H&R commenter Soylent Greens for the tip.)