Can Californians Watch Their Effin Language For One G-Darned Week?

Almost certainly not, but the state Assembly has passed an official resolution declaring next week (and every first week of March until the state is sold to China) a (voluntary, whew) "Cuss-Free Week."

For some of the things the state Assembly in California should be minding, see this Reason magazine classic from February 2009 on how state pension obligations, clean mouthed or foul, are pushing California and other states to the brink of insolvency.