Hookers and Blow Will Not Be Part of Obama's Jobs Package
From ABC News:
As President Obama prepares to formally announce ideas on Tuesday for a new jobs bill, one thing that won't be on the list to spur job growth: legalizing prostitution, gambling, drugs and non-violent crime.
Prompted by a rather bizarre question from a Sophomore at Lehigh Carbon Community College who wanted to know – based on his criminology course studies – if the President has considered legalizing prostitution, some drugs, and releasing non-violent offenders to stimulate the economy, the President answered with an unequivocal no.
"I appreciate the boldness of your question," Mr. Obama said during his Allentown, PA jobs town hall, "That will not be my job strategy."
Instead, the president (who's written candidly about his own drug use) held a summit in which he bravely called for new ideas, but which was mostly designed to allow people to talk… and talk and talk and talk. TNR offers a brief history of the summit approach to problem solving, but I think in this specific case it could use a name: So how about we call it the Jabber Jobs Strategy—job creation through endless blather.
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"Hookers and Blow Will Not Be Part of Obama's Jobs Package"
Word still out on whether it will be part of his benefit package...
I think it's a carryover from the Clinton days.
Maybe this is what they mean by "Cadillac" benefits.
Christ on a Cracker! Who the hell is screening the folks asking the questions these days? Do they just let anybody ask questions of The President?
Was this kid a plant from a reality show? Was he a former Steelers cheerleader?
There's little more obnoxious than a smart-ass college kid trying to be a libertarian.
Well, yeah, there's Chuck Schumer, but he's really his own special kind of obnoxious.
There's little more obnoxious than a smart-ass ...... libertarian.
as they hipsters say fixed that for you...
OKOK, hell I don't even believe that but potential snark was just lying there on the table.
There's the old adage that the most dangerous place in the world is "between Chuck Schumer and a camera"!
However, the Prez may get his own job stimulated for free while in Copenhagen: Prostitutes there are offering climate conference attendees free sex in retailiation of local government attempts to shut them out. The story is priceless. You go girls! http://www.spiegel.de/internat.....82,00.html
Maybe Mike can learn another 'trick'.
If he were Mann enough, maybe...
Will Mr. Bailey be live-blogging this?
You want live-blogging of Bailey doing a hooker? That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
Hopefully.
A full 50% of the Word's great candor about His drug use is this single sentence fragment left hanging off a semicolon:
maybe a little blow when you could afford it.
"You" are a globe-hopping prep-school kid on your way to Harvard. Scroungin', like a black guy do.
"Don't give me that jibber jabber. We'll eat when I get work."
Hookers and blow have not been part of the stimulus package since Congress dfunded ACORN.
Weren't "Hookers and Blow" a pair of TV cops back in the 70s?
I predict this will be a show on Adult Swim before the end of 2010.
BRING BACK SEALAB!!!!
"I appreciate the boldness of your question," Mr. Obama said during his Allentown, PA jobs town hall, "That will not be my job strategy."
I appreciate the boldness of your answer.
These people are fools. They convene a jobs summit when the issue clearly calls for commissioning a blue ribbon task force.
Also, if you feel the need to punch your computer screen, read some of the story at that news.yahoo link.
The drug use portion of my autobiography will take up many chapters. Trust.
Mine could take several volumes.
I can't even remember my drug use to put in my autobiography. I think I win.
Brevity is the soul of depravity.
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Maybe that's why you don't have a pancreas anymore, Sweet'n'Low.
Actually, yes. One of the theories advanced by the only good doctor I've ever had was that the massive amounts of painkillers and antibiotics pumped through me after I was shot might have triggered an auto-immune attack on my pancreas. Unproven, but interesting.
Charley Bowdre: Apologies, SugarFree. We was just hackin' on you.
"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Yeah, we was just hackin' on you.
Richard Brewer: Rumor has it you killed your own pancreas, SugarFree. You don't seem like the killing sort.
"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Yeah, SugarFree. What'd you kill it for?
SugarFree: ...It was hackin' on me.
Why does bukkake require painkillers and anti-biotics?
If it doesn't, you are doing it wrong.
HOLY CRAP PEOPLE! I AM AT WORK! I can't be spitting hot tea out my nose and crying out loud like a little girl now can I? (it is not as if I work wherever SF does)
"Hot tea"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
At the pace we're going, hooking and selling dope will be the only two businesses with ANY cash flow...
You left off lobbying.
But he said hooking, which might include it.
How would we ever create jobs without government to tell us what to do? This is such a goddamn farce. Here's a little tip for the One: people like making money. Get out of the fucking way.
A jobs conference, with no representative from small business, the primary creator of jobs. What a farce.
Nice to see that Obama is finally starting to bring in business principles from the private sector.
Every failing CEO worth his salt knows the first thing to do when the company starts going down the toilet: fly the senior executives to La Costa for a two day team building retreat.
Releasing all those non-violent offenders and firing all those unnecessary prison guards means fewer jobs, not more!
I'm afraid you're right, Jersey Patriot. Folks who are in jail ain't looking for work, ergo, are not unemployed.
No, blow will not be part of my long weekend here in south Florida. Pats and Dolphins will be along with some adult entertainment.
Prompted by a rather bizarre question from a Sophomore at Lehigh Carbon Community College
well do y'all consider this to be a "rather bizarre question" ?
Not at all. I consider the creation of newly legal business sectors to be a sure-fire job creator.
Libertarians they do ask the bizarrest questions don't they.
First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win.
Unfortunately libertarians have been bouncing back and forth between "ignore" and "ridicule" for about a half century now.
Props to Mohandas Gandhi.
Strippers and blow are always a part of my stimulus package. Or is that package stimulus?
Obama is a hypocritical cunt.
Fuck that motherfucker.
He is about as hopeful as a piece of shit.
There are no Steelers Cheerleaders. They don't have them, nor do they have a mascot.
What about that dude steppin' on a girder?
hookers and blow out...okay...but what about oxy?
Prostitution is legal in Nevada and illegal in the other 49 states. It would be up to each individual state to legalize it.
Legalize prostitution everywhere and outlaw jobs summits.
Count on community college kids to ask all the right questions. Add Libertarian to the mix and it just makes it better. I say this as one my self: Community College Libertarian