The Continuing Drama of the Document-Swiping Deputy
When last we left the standoff in Maricopa County, Arizona, Superior Court Judge Gary Donahoe had given Dep. Adam Stoddard a deadline by which to apologize for swiping documents from a defense attorney's file in open court last month. Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio vowed that Stoddard would not apologize. Stoddard then called a press conference Monday night in which he essentially thumbed his nose at Donahoe and continued to defend his breach of attorney-client privilege.
And since then? Yes, it's gotten even crazier.
- The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office announced on Tuesday that Stoddard would surrender to jail ahead of his midnight deadline to aplogize. But when Stoddard showed up, the jail refused to book him, citing a "clerical error." Stoddard insisted on spending the night in jail anyway.
- Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio announced he has filed a federal lawsuit against the county and its judges, alleging a "widespread conspiracy" against Arpaio and his officers. Arpaio remarkably and apparently with no self-awareness whatsoever called the county a "good ole boys network," and commented that he had "never seen these kinds of things occur in the justice system." Arpaio also called Donahoe's contempt finding against Stoddard a "vendetta," and said, "For political reasons, [Stoddard's] been thrown to the wolves."
- Yesterday, the day after Stoddard spent a night in jail, 19 sheriff's deputies scheduled to work security at the courthouse called in sick, throwing the day's court proceedings into disarray. The building also had to be evacuated after a phone-in bomb threat.
- As crowds returned after the bomb threat was cleared, the law enforcement unions commenced with a conveniently-timed rally in front of the courthouse, calling Stoddard a "victim" and demanding that he be released from jail.
Once again, here's video of the "victimized" deputy's actions that caused all of this:
MORE: Via the comments, Stoddard's fellow officers will be holding nightly candlelight vigils for their comrade—who, by the way, is being paid while he's in jail. Actually, as the linked New Times article explains, it's not even a certainty that Stoddard is actually in jail. No one is saying where he's being held, and there's apparently no record of him being booked.
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I'm pretty sure this was the plot to the pilot episode of The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo.
Hopefully it's the plot of the current incarnation's series finale.
My co-workers are now wondering why I'm laughing so hard. Thanks Death Panelist.
*breach* of attorney-client privileges
unless it was part of a gun.
"""The building also had to be evacuated after a phone-in bomb threat.""
That should be enough to bring the feds in.
Oh shit! I think we just jumped the sand shark.
That's LAND shark: This IS a comedy, after all...
http://images.google.com/image.....aqi=g3g-m1
No, Sherrif Joe is right, it is SAND shark, it is the desert after all.
Here's hoping the caller of the threat gets tracked down by the Feds and it turns out to be one of Arpaio's boys. That would be fantastic.
Do you have any doubt that it was one of the sheriff's boys who did it?
None atall. Hoping the Feds find that out.
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio announced he has filed a federal lawsuit against the county and its judges,
Bad idea. Now you'll get people under oath, investigations, and all that. I can't imagine that the good Sheriff really wants to go down that road.
Yeah, what's the odds he won't cooperate with his own lawsuit? He's probably not interested in winning as much as grandstand.
Gee, ya think?
I wonder if the deputy got his criminal justice degree at Kaplan University?
lol
or "+1" as all the hipster new fanglers say...
This.
That only works on comments with a rating system.
That, and an advanced degree in drama queenery.
Considering he makes the male prisoners wear pink underwear, mayby we should drop the "drama" part here.
I sent links about this controversy to a local radio program that features a local lawyer calling in each week to talk about legal controversies.
They actually covered this during their regular segment. You have to wade through the first part (where they talk about our local Ponzi scheme guy getting convicted), but then they get into the Maricopa county kerfuffle.
The local lawyer basically says that if this happened in sunny Minnesota, the bailiff would have left the courtroom that day in chains. He says the only reason that it didn't happen there is because the judges are intimidated.
Here is a link to the podcast It is more than half way through the segment.
Starts at 26:50.
This circus is beyond ridiculous. It shows there's isn't even a veil of rule of law in Maricopa County.
Please please please let this get to a real showdown. Joe needs to go.
Oh yeah. I want the sheriff and his stooges to go on strike county wide over this. They should demand that the judge be removed from the bench.
Show 'em who's boss, Joe.
Just fucking lynch him.
I mean, since the rule of law is out the window anyway, might as well, right? I'm surprised he hasn't lynched anybody to date (that we know of).
But when Stoddard showed up, the jail refused to book him, citing a "clerical error." Stoddard insisted on spending the night in jail anyway.
The drama really ended right here. He served his time nothing else really to say.
Except for the bomb threat. If it would have ended when he did his jail time, you would be right.
He wasn't going to get his overtime pay if they didn't give him a cell.
So when you hear the phrase "rule of law" bandied about, who are they talking about? The sherriff's because, apparently, he is accountable to no one.
Sheriff Arpaio is morphing into Sheriff Queeg. Who stole the strawberries?
Yeah, but Queeg was far more likeable.
Gee, wonder who called in that bomb threat.
Fire every fucking one of them. But that won't happen, will it.
Woo! Unions!
Never say never.
You meant
"Woo! Public employee unions!"
right?
And as someone said upthread, fire the fuckheads with the blue flu.
No, my sarcastic woo was for all unions. (In their current form where they are supported by the government, blah, blah, blah: SLD)
Way, way OT:
Who's the anti-science zealots who ignore consensus recommendations again?
It's "Who're the anti-science zealots" you ignorant buffoon.
Am I annoying you yet?
Only when you use too much teeth.
I actually like the ocasional brush against the teeth. Varying sensation rocks!
I thought it was when I forgot to take out my retainer.
You stole that off my Facebook status!
Bullshit. Your Facebook status says "Functionally Retarded", and it has for months.
Durr. Duh. Wuh?
You want some cake, Corky?
They all want cake.
Not always. Occasionally they thirst for blood.
"Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush"
Wub?
So my choice is or death?
The cake is a lie.
^^^ Best. Thread. Ever. ^^^
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio announced he has filed a federal lawsuit against the county and its judges,
Sounds like someone's bitter because they never can catch them pesky Duke boys.
I thought Arpaios nemisises were el muchachos del duque.
It's funny...Arpaio probably thinks he's the "good guy".
Probably???
I haven't seen enough Dukes of Hazzard to be sure if Boss Hogg actually saw himself as the good guy.
negatory, good buddy!
ROSCOE P. COLTRAINE...A COO COO COO
Enus, you dipstick!
I hate to tell you this, but Boss Hogg doesn't really exist. The Dukes of Hazzard was NOT a historical document.
You lie!
You're not from the South, are you.
Yes, but how does Cooter fit into your metaphor?
There's always room for Cooter!
Wait; which type of cooter are we talking about?
Nuke from orbit, imho.
Make sure you use one with low enough yeild to not affect the rest of AZ. We here in Pima County have no control over the douche nozzles that elect Shurf Joe.
Let's turn the Tasers on the Union Protesters! They're not in a registered "Free Speech Zone"
"Ah'll et muh hat afore Ah let some no-good scum-suckin jeudge boss muh boys arahnd!"
Radley, you forgot to mention the candlelight vigil.
"I do have a political prisoner in jail who happens to be my Detention Officer," Arpaio added.
Heh. "Political prisoner." Awesome.
I don't want to be too contemptuous of my fellow American citizens, but how does this guy keep getting reelected?
His opponents slip on banana peels. And die of a gunshot wound to the head.
fall down elevator shafts... onto some bullets?
Actually, the voters smoke those peels before throwing them aside to be slipped on.
Some people play out their power fantasies personally and some play them out by proxy.
Wow. Sylvia Plath killed it (in a good way).
Plath should be read more and read about less.
Bitch shoud off herself.
Add the letter l where needed.
SugarFree is now my hero, ach du.
anti "illegal" sentiment AZ, driven by a myriad of problems largely created by the federal and state governments.
Anti-illegal sediment, just go look at some of the love he gets over at Free Republic. Sheriff Joe could curb stomp baby Jesus and the LoneWhacko types would still love him, just as long as he kept the illegals out.
why is Arpaio still sheriff???
that deputy needs to be FIRED and locked up for more than one night!
No one is saying where he's being held, and there's apparently no record of him being booked.
He can serve his hard labor in my punitive chalet if he has a younger sister.
Th percentage of nutjobs in public service jobs is far too high.
I'm absolutely certain Deputy Pussyface is in the drunk tank with all the other menaces to society.
nemisises
It's "nemesissies" dammit.
If you're looking at eight years in the clink for putting your BOOT in a box marked "return to sender" how many years do you get for threatening to blow up a courthouse?
Was it a Federal building?
*crosses fingers*
Don't be silly. Going to the clink is for little people and negroes.
It's unlikely the bomb caller left their name and address as the boot leaver did.
Can someone fill me in on this boot drama?
I don't want to be too contemptuous of my fellow American citizens, but
That's not how to learn things.
I don't want to be too contemptuous of my fellow American citizens
How come?
He's trying for the appropriate level of contempt. I gave up on that, and just strive to not physically act on my contempt.
Everybody's doing it, Art!
Especially the President.
Because he haven't torn away Art's soul yet. A few more months in this blackest pit of cynico-sarcastic hell will kill the light in his eyes.
Because "he"? You ignorant buffoon.
Am I annoying you yet?
You need to see a mental health professional. Seriously, dude. Your delusional erotic complex about me is becoming so intricate, you might never be able to escape it if you don't start soon. I am neither your God or Devil. Please seek help before you hurt someone.
No...I am you. And you are me. Two demented products of the same twisted mind. The mind of...Stephen J. Cannell.
The question is, which one of us is Perry King and which is Joe Penny?
Cut Sweet'n'Low some slack, Epi. The man is trying to live his life with a busted pancreas. He deserves our pity, not our scorn.
I eat your pity and shit hate. Shitting hate. Hate.
Look, dude, we're sorry that your faggy pancreas won't let you eat candy or get erections anymore. Don't get pissy at us just because you can't use your windowless van and stockpiles of candy anymore.
Warty Jr.: I have a friend. His name is NutraSweet. He showed me funny movies with fully naked people in them. He gives me juice boxes that make me sleep easy.
NutraSweet: All right, I get it.
Warty Jr.: He's silly. He's a tickle monster!
NutraSweet: Listen, kid, I said I get it, OK?
Warty Jr.: He makes me taste things I don't want to. He puts things in my heinie!
Curse your scabby hide!
Warty's hide, of course. Epi's hide is smooth and hideous, like maggot-skin stretched on a window pane.
"But her skin is so dry and scaly...oh wait, that's my skin."
And despite his hardship he has a job.
This Maricopa county must be located in the twilight zone. How can these people be so dumb.
Stoddard's fellow officers will be holding nightly candlelight vigils for their comrade?
In Soviet Arizona, document swipes you!
We need to initiate Plan X!
What is Plan X you ask, the expulsion of Maricopa county from the United States. Then we impose sanctions and a no fly zone.
I mean anyone who would elect this idiot multiple times are nearly as bad as him, and America has enough idiots.
Someone needs to organize a keep his ass in jail vigil. Lets see cops try and get their beatdown on while off duty.
French parliament member wants warning labels for Photoshopped ads.
No word what impact this will have on Sarah Jessica Parker's movie posters.
Thats an old one SF.
"Do not aspire to be her" is my guess for a caption/warning on that.
Gay guys and women don't really care what she looks like, dude.
I think you meant "women and gay guys," Epi. Gay women would care. Order of modifiers me lad, order of modifiers.
Am I annoying you yet?
From that New Times article about the candlelight vigils, the Sheriff's department is apparently handling the investigation into the bomb threat. I'm absolutely sure they'll hold an honest and open investigation given the possibility that it was a deputy of the MCSO that called it in. Really. I'm not being sarcastic!
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio announced he has filed a federal lawsuit against the county and its judges, alleging a "widespread conspiracy" against Arpaio and his officers.
Sheriff Joe has officially transitioned from moonbat to wackaloon. Here's hoping someone finally drops a net on him.
Hey, now there's a good idea. We can start expelling states from the union based on their deficit, average IQ and percent of inhabitants in prison.
Goodnight California!
Hello Estonia!
This is fargin' awesome all that's needed now is a good ole timey shootout with the federal marshall - James Arness not Tommy Lee Jones
Is Arpaio a spanish name? Joe will now and forever be El Sherrifico! to me
I don't want to be too contemptuous of my fellow American citizens, but how does this guy keep getting reelected?
I live in Phoenix/Maricopa county. He IS an embarrassment. The majority of the populace in the County live in Phoenix or surrounding suburbs. As such they don't need or use the services of the Sheriff's department. so many voters get to express their "get tough" attitude toward criminals and illegal immigrants without having to put up with the bad law enforcement. Frankly, I'm surprised he hasn't lost an election due to his departments financial mismanagement. Other than the County Atty (who lately seems a bit reticent about his support of the Sheriff) I know of no other significant elected official of Joe's that's a big fan.
Slightly OT but:
HOW MUCH OF A PUSSY ARE YOU to tase a 10 year old. Are you a cop or a coward?
For the LOVE OF PETE!
The video shows Stoddard is a liar. He claims he just happened to see some words on the document that worried him so he stole it. In fact, the video shows him on the other side of the room watching the attorney. He then walks straight to the documents on her desk and starts reading them. This was no accidental glance that concerned him. He then steals the documents and gives it to the other deputy to photocopy and when the attorney turns tells her things are fine. She doesn't seem to realize he just stole privileged documents. Arpaio is a clown who has nothing but contempt for the rule of law. He is would-be dictator who deserve retirement in one of his own jails.
Good luck with that Federal lawsuit against the state court judges. I'm sure there are plenty of Federal judges who think it is really cool that the cop went snooping through the lawyer's files while she was making an argument to the judge. Federal judges are real cut ups.
Folks, haven't we all wondered what happened to Barney Fife when the sheriff retired? I think he moved out west because Gomer took his old job.
Then again, come to think of it, maybe they BOTH moved to Arizona.
Folks, haven't we all wondered what happened to Barney Fife when the sheriff retired? I think he moved out west because Gomer took his old job.
Then again, come to think of it, maybe they BOTH moved to Arizona.
Whoops, sorry about the double post.
Forget Lobster Girl, the more appropriate icon for this issue is Octo Girl. (Probably not safe for work)
The poor girl obviously can't get a proper mammogram and has to use alternative medicine type of procedure to stave off breast cancer.
Before you take the time to point out the obvious, I realize I'm a moron. This was supposed to get posted to the mammogram discussion. Not here.
Pictures like that are never inappropriate. Carry on.
Is Stoddard taking visitors?
Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the real world example of what would happen if Jack Thompson was elected public office (and dropped his anti-game crusade).
Criminy. This here's bat country.