The (Un?)Dying Art Form of the Zombie Movie
Fans of the markets-in-everything approach to culture will appreciate this piece on the decline of the B-horror industry by the Atlantic's Josh Green. Apparently it's still possible (at least with a little substitute teaching on the side) to make a living as a zombie-movie actor. Still, as with many professions, it's becoming increasingly difficult to survive:
Like journalism and domestic auto manufacturing, low-budget horror is being buffeted by forces beyond the current recession. After thriving in the 1970s and '80s, the B-movie industry went into decline in the '90s, when Hollywood studios began stealing its audience by emphasizing fantasy, sci-fi, and especially horror. Movies like Saw and Hostel have become major-studio franchises. Whether this is good or bad was a running debate. "The benefit is that established actors are not afraid to go into the genre," said Jaume Collet-Serra, who directed Paris Hilton (that pillar of establishment Hollywood) in the teen slasher flick House of Wax. On the other hand, a sheer love of craft—an allegiance to authentic B movies—leads many aficionados to reject Hollywood fare for the likes of Zombie Farm. To these fans, Jed is not simply an inbred cannibalistic hick but the noble practitioner of a dying art form.
Reason's resident zombie expert, Tim Cavanaugh, wrote about the politics of zombie movies here, and praised the thoroughly underrated Land of the Dead here.
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Land of the Dead sucked. That is all.
Naga? You're still alive, my old friend?
My bastardization of a Star Trek quote on a zombie thread has inspired a friggin' brilliant idea: A new Star Trek movie where Kirk comes back as a zombie. And by Kirk, I mean William Shatner.
Oh, man, that would so rule.
It did suck, but I got a kick out of the bad guy being a Kaufmann.
"There cooooming to get you Suluuuuu!"
They're! Goddman, when will we get a preview feature?!?
(Yes, 2nd one was intention.)
SugarJohn!
a friggin' brilliant idea: A new Star Trek movie where Kirk comes back as a zombie.
Nope. You'll get four GI Joe sequels and a "re-imagination" of The Karate Kid.
Maybe it was intentional, NutraSweet.
Land of the Dead sucked. That is all.
This is true. Romero lost it from Bruiser on. It happens, and was to be expected, but it does suck.
B-movies still exist, they just go straight to DVD. They are mostly awful, and there are a few gems. Just troll the horror section at your local video store and you'll see all of them. Or peruse Netflix.
Good thing video games are keeping zombies undead and kicking, er, biting.
Or watch SyFy on Saturday. MANSQUITO!
I just looked up Bruiser. Romero made a movie with the Jerry Only Rip-Off Fake Misfits? WTF?
Looks like Zombies are coming back to life. Walking Dead to be made into a TV series via AMC. Should be pretty good
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118007161.html?categoryid=10&cs=1&nid=2248
Actual SyFy movie description:
Title? The Terminators.
* Zombie Kirk: Braaaains! Braaaains!
* Zombie Kirk: I'm a zombie, not a diplomat.
* Zombie Kirk: You didn't really think I was going to eat his brains, did you?
Spock: I thought you might.
Zombie Kirk: You were right.
* Zombie Kirk: I have never questioned the orders or eaten the brains of any representative of the Federation. Until now.
"To these fans, Jed is not simply an inbred cannibalistic hick but the noble practitioner of a dying art form."
Say what? Is the cannibalism real?
SugarFree,
Off topic local news: Liquor Barn has been purchased by a Canadian company.
NOOOOOO! Filthy snowback maple-sucking puckslappers!
Dagny will pay dearly for this.
I am eternal, Pro Lib.
When they make a movie about Hit & Run commenters, who will play who?
Is it wrong that I totally want to see Henry Waxman chairing a Congressional inquiry into the decline of the B-horror industry?
Warty is Steve Buscemi.
When they make a movie about Hit & Run commenters, who will play who?
Only I have the range to play myself.
Dagny will pay dearly for this.
I'm sure she does, every day. That's what being Canadian is all about.
I just looked up Bruiser. Romero made a movie with the Jerry Only Rip-Off Fake Misfits? WTF?
The movie is horribly disappointing. Highly not recommended.
Good question, Pro Lib . . . Steve Zahn would make a good Naga. At least, personality wise.
When they make a movie about Hit & Run commenters, who will play who?
I will be portrayed by Brad Pitt.
Anyway, speaking of the survival of the genre - Zombie Strippers were fun, and I can't wait to see Dead Snow (nazi zombies!).
Steve Zahn seems gay in every role he plays... oh.
I'm basically the old fat Seth Rogan minus the fucked up grill and Jewishness.
I would be played by Queen Latifah.
Sassy!
When the crap I peddle here doesn't hold sway, there's always zombies.
Ralph Macchio.
I get Kurt Russell. With the eye patch.
Tyler Perry.
I would be played by Queen Latifah.
But Queen Latifah is a man. Why would he be playing you?
Ralph Macchio.
Outsiders Macchio or Entourage Macchio? Think carefully.
Episiarch? Hugh Laurie.
SugarFree, you clown. You have to pay attention to his acting. Steve Zahn starts out gender confused in the beginning but eventually saves the day and gets a hot chick. The very definition of win/win.
Episiarch? Hugh Laurie.
Fuck that. Then I get to be Omar Epps.
Perfect.
House Omar Epps or Juice Omar Epps?
@Episiarch - as long as it's not Beer League Macchio.
John would be Scott Baio.
Episiarch? Hugh Laurie.
As long as the Vicodin is included.
The role of Viking Moose will be played by Michael Palin.
Dude, the Vicodin is mandatory. I don't mean that Laurie has to act like he's taking it--he'll actually have to gulp it like pretends to on House. Only then can he achieve the true essence of Episiarch.
The whole Omar Epps/Hugh Laurie went right by me.
Ska,
Well, Laurie portrays a crotchety, drug-popping doctor on TV. Epps plays an angry doctor that works with Laurie's character, who is often at odds with him. With this experience, they are well situated to play the similarly situated Episiarch-SugarFree characters.
Soon to be a major motion picture.
THE URKOBOLD SHALL BE PLAYED BY WILLIAM SHATNER.
I don't mean that Laurie has to act like he's taking it--he'll actually have to gulp it like pretends to on House. Only then can he achieve the true essence of Episiarch.
Why not just give me the Vicodin and have me play myself then?
Trust him. He's a professional. Besides, he's English.
I debated suggesting Rowan Atkinson for you, but he lacks the drug experience. The Blackadder Atkinson, naturally, not the Mr. Bean version.
The B-movie industry declined because Hollywood started making B-movies, only Hollywood thought they were still making A-movies. It's been a slow couple of years.
To play me, I would like to see Mel . . .
anie Griffith.
Is it wrong that I totally want to see Henry Waxman chairing a Congressional inquiry into the decline of the B-horror industry?
Wouldn't a B-horror movie of Henry Waxman chairing an inquiry into Congressional decline be better?
Actor to portray me in Hit n Run: Liam Neeson
Actor to portray me as a zombie: Richard Burton
Looks like Zombies are coming back to life. Walking Dead to be made into a TV series via AMC. Should be pretty good
Excellent. I just pre-ordered TWD vol 10 from amazon, which is supposed to come out this Saturday.
I see none other than Steven Adler in the credits for a forthcoming title 'Dahmer vs. Gacy'...seems that Dahmer could take the old man ??
Amazing...not a Casper van Dien reference with all these B-movie references. The selection on SyFy seems to try really hard to fill the genre...but those might be closer to C-movies
I think Lightspeed Champion could portray me if he were willing to gain weight for the role like Jared Leto did to play Mark David Chapman. OK, maybe not that much weight. Hell, all the musicians are acting these days, anyway. Or are all actors recording albums?
Justin Theroux should play Episiarch, I think.
Sugarfree, Omar Epps is too busy playing Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin to play you.
Besides...large Irishman? John C. Reilly, SugarFree. It's so you.
Fools. Tyler Perry will play us all. No one we know will see the movie, and it will gross $435 million.
John C. Reilly, SugarFree. It's so you.
But I'm free of that dumb expression he always has. And I favor German more than Irish.
Really, a whole lot of real people look like me but few actors. This is on purpose.
Sugarfree,
I figured you weren't homely like him, but I thought it would be for the best if you did have that dumb expression on your face all the time. Alas, it was not to be.
It is hard to find an actor who really looks like any random person. It's uncanny when it happens.
I personally like some of the recent offbeat zombie flicks (like "American Zombie" and "Zombies Anonymous") that show revenent persons as people whom have merely maintained a form of life after initial death as opposed to the feral zombies commonly depicted. In "American Zombie" reanimation is caused by a virus that only becomes active after a violent death, but despite having a constantly festering wound and no recollection of ones past life, one does not neccessarily have to consume human flesh (they even have a Vegan zombie.)