Do you know what today is? It's tax day! It's McDonald's franchise birthday! So if you have time, go to the nearest McDonald's and grab your favorite item from the Dollar Menu. In fact, go crazy and get a shake, too!
If after the cheeseburger, you're still feeling sore about the whole tax thing, head to the nearest tea party protest, all of which are displayed in the fun Google map below:
For the closest McDonald's location, go here.
Check out what Reason saw at a March tea party protest in Washington D.C. Cast a vigilant eye on "rightwing extremists" here. All things "Tea Party" here. In 2008, Contributing Editor Greg Beato explained how McDonald's keeps the masses thin. Senior Editor Jacob Sullum wrote about Morgan Spurlock's Super Size Me, here and here. Contributor Soso Whaley took the Spurlock challenge in 2004.
High Five: small dead animals