Reason Morning Links: Alabama Massacre, Markets Rally, Spending Bill to Obama for Signature
– Alabama gunman goes on two-county rampage, kills 11, then himself. German gunman kills nine.
– Dow, world markets rally yesterday.
– Obama instructs federal agencies to review Bush signing statements, but won't rule out using them himself.
– Kim Jong Il unanimously re-elected leader of North Korea. Celebrates by writing six novels, successfully hunting a unicorn, impregnating seven Swedish women.
– Senate passes Obama's massive spending bill.
– Democrats block D.C.'s experimental voucher program, successfully preventing any more of D.C.'s poor from sending their kids to the same schools the kids of politicians attend.
– D.C. denies woman's gun permit because her gun is an unapproved color.
