â€¢ Dow, world markets rally yesterday.
â€¢ Obama instructs federal agencies to review Bush signing statements, but won't rule out using them himself.
â€¢ Kim Jong Il unanimously re-elected leader of North Korea. Celebrates by writing six novels, successfully hunting a unicorn, impregnating seven Swedish women.
â€¢ Senate passes Obama's massive spending bill.
â€¢ Democrats block D.C.'s experimental voucher program, successfully preventing any more of D.C.'s poor from sending their kids to the same schools the kids of politicians attend.
â€¢ D.C. denies woman's gun permit because her gun is an unapproved color.