Reason Morning Links: Alabama Massacre, Markets Rally, Spending Bill to Obama for Signature

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• Alabama gunman goes on two-county rampage, kills 11, then himself. German gunman kills nine.

• Dow, world markets rally yesterday.

• Obama instructs  federal agencies to review Bush signing statements, but won't rule out using them himself.

• Kim Jong Il unanimously re-elected leader of North Korea. Celebrates by writing six novels, successfully hunting a unicorn, impregnating seven Swedish women.

• Senate passes Obama's massive spending bill.

• Democrats block D.C.'s experimental voucher program, successfully preventing any more of D.C.'s poor from sending their kids to the same schools the kids of politicians attend.

• D.C. denies woman's gun permit because her gun is an unapproved color.