Jesus Shows Up at the Inauguration

Pastor Rick Warren was keeping mum on whether Jesus was coming to the inauguration:

Pastor Rick Warren's spokesman is leaving open the question of whether the California evangelist will invoke the name of Jesus Christ when he delivers the invocation at President-elect Barack Obama's inauguration Tuesday.

Now we know. Jesus, Jesus (pronounced Hey-seuss), Yeshua, and a passel of other messiahs showed up in Warren's invocation.