Gen X Veep Nominee In One-Family Baby Boom


Sarah Palin baby mama brouhaha nukes the fridge within 24 hours, as comely 17-year-old daughter Bristol announces that she is pregnant and will marry the father.

Not sure this disposes of the rumors, but it does suggest the abundant fresh air and outdoorsy living in the Last Frontier are conducive to fertility. May also please Juno fans, social cons, Democrats, and glass ceiling watchers. (Still no woman president but at least we can have a woman Billy Carter.)  Best wishes to the mother-to-be.