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Scott Stantis | 10.26.2007 6:34 AM

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Taktix? 18 years ago

First!
Warren 18 years ago

the CONSTITUTION of the UNITED STATES
void where prohibited by law
Tbone 18 years ago

Scott Stantis bravely defends illustrates the cowardice of those who attack the Constitution.

Defense of the Constitution is a requirement of citizenship.
Episiarch 18 years ago

Defense of the Constitution is a requirement of citizenship.

Yeah, well, it is a requirement for the President, too, but that doesn't seem to matter.
TrickyVic 18 years ago

Congress and the Military too.
VM 18 years ago

Taktix - it's your lucky day. The URKOBOLD has chosen to feature you, hier. With the other famous H&R rock n roller, Little Fyodor!
William Walsh 18 years ago

Defense of the Constitution IS NOT a requirement of citizenship. The Constitution explicitly protects my right to object to it. In fact, I believe it is flawed and society's problems are the result.

Bill Walsh
Taktix? 18 years ago

VM,

Please send the Great Taint Whitherer my regards and humble praise...

Thanks again!
VM 18 years ago

just, dammit, man, go on tour - hep the FLA crowd to dates, etc.

Everybody else - check out their stuff. You'll definitely enjoy!

Tripping June. on Ut00B and my space. Tripping June.

Little Fyodor, too!
P Brooks 18 years ago

Coming soon!

Bill of Rights Toilet Paper!

"Limited government" just sounds so quaint, in a post 9/11 world.
dbust1 18 years ago

Based upon what I've heard about the warrantless wire tapping shouldn't there be a keffiyeh draped head somewhere in that audience? Is Stantis saying we've been lied to?!
dbust1 18 years ago

Hmmm, on second thought a keffiyeh draped head might make Muslims uncomfortable. That would only lead to overturning and torching cars and various other riotous activities.
Tbone 18 years ago

Mr. Walsh, please illucidate.

While natural born citizens take no oath, I would argue that their obligations are certainly not less than naturalized citizens who take the "Oath of Citizenship".
Tbone 18 years ago

Elucidate.

I think my brain was between illustrate and illuminate.
Ben Rushing 18 years ago

What amazes me is how often Liberals attack the second ammendment and other things within the constitution, only to attempt to defend it when a Republican does something that they would have done if they were in power. (The Democrats have no problem looking into your private life to see if you're a smoker, gun owner, or a drug dealer)

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