"Also, You Might Want to Have That Looked At."


Remember those anti-drug urinal splatter guards? Yesterday's news. New Mexico has taken the assult on taking a piss in peace to the next level :

The state has ordered 500 talking urinal cakes that will deliver a recorded anti-DWI message to bar and restaurant patrons who make one last pit stop before getting behind the wheel.

"Hey there, big guy. Having a few drinks?" a female voice says a few seconds after an approaching male sets off a motion sensor in the device. "It's time to call a cab or ask a sober friend for a ride home."

Just wait until urinals start actually testing urine for alcohol content. Then the real fun begins!