Demon Rum(my)

"That Guy" is your typical Nanny Statist government website attempting to look hip while dictating private behavior -- this time in an effort to get U.S. soliders to stop drinking. It's funded by the Department of Defense. I suppose there's nothing wrong in principle with trying to get U.S. enlistees abstain if the government honestly believes it'll make them better soldiers.

But there's something oddly amusing about a government-funded website -- especially from this administration -- warning that alcohol consumption will hinder a serviceman's chances at "scoring with chicks."