Demon Rum(my)
"That Guy" is your typical Nanny Statist government website attempting to look hip while dictating private behavior—this time in an effort to get U.S. soliders to stop drinking. It's funded by the Department of Defense. I suppose there's nothing wrong in principle with trying to get U.S. enlistees abstain if the government honestly believes it'll make them better soldiers.
But there's something oddly amusing about a government-funded website—especially from this administration—warning that alcohol consumption will hinder a serviceman's chances at "scoring with chicks."