Breast Implants Save Lives!
A new variation on the old "that bullet would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for that Bible" story:
A Bulgarian car crash victim was saved by her huge breast implants—which acted as airbags to absorb the impact….
A police expert explained that the 40DD silicone implants "absorbed the impact of the crash".
He added: "They worked just like airbags—protecting the victim's ribs and vital organs from damage.
"However they are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do."
I must admit I initially misunderstood what he meant by "the real thing."
