U.S.A.! Number One! Still and Always!

Brian Doherty | 4.17.2006 1:30 PM

We are a nation so culturally rich and dynamic we have two all-midget Kiss cover bands.

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Jeff P. 19 years ago

HA! The little ones shall KNEEL before the GLORY of Klingon Elvis!
http://www.romm.org/mars06/29.html
D.A. Ridgely 19 years ago

Can the Village Little People be far behind?
joshua corning 19 years ago

my god i thought Matt Welsh might of written the article becouse it was from the LA times.

speaking of which has anyone noticed in editorials comming out of LA with that traitor bastard as the author?

(note: i really don't think Matt is a traitor bastard)
DavePotts 19 years ago

HA! The little ones shall KNEEL before the GLORY of Klingon Elvis!

Yet even Klingon Elvis is just a little frightened of Filipino Elvis!
Shelby 19 years ago

Alas, as all things must be imperfect:

Tiny Kiss, which includes three little people and a 350-pound woman
Stevo Darkly 19 years ago

Can the Village Little People be far behind?

I'd like to hear a little Little Little River Band.
mk 19 years ago

I just hope that the two bands don't start too much of a "beef". I'd hate to see the streets running with blood and mascara.
Rick Barton 19 years ago

Cuz everyone digs kisses at least a little bit...
Rick Barton 19 years ago

Sorry. Please don't kick me off H&R.
Jeff P. (in black eyeliner) 19 years ago

On certain nights Robert Reich plays tamborine.
Akira MacKenzie 19 years ago

HA! The little ones shall KNEEL before the GLORY of Klingon Elvis!

Available for weddings, Bar Mitzvahs and Rituals of Mauk-to 'Vor.

Qapla' baby!
sacamano 19 years ago

This has a definite "spinal tap" flavor to it. Mmm-mmm, I like it!
Douglas Fletcher 19 years ago

KISS wasn't a band, it was a retirement plan.
Douglas Fletcher 19 years ago

By the way, I don't think two midget KISS cover bands is nearly as weird as the fact that we have right here in Arizona an actual Dave Matthews Band cover band.

Seriously, I've even talked to them. They've got a bad attitude, believe it it or not.
Inkstained Wretch 19 years ago

Have you heard of the all-midget Cream cover band? It's called Half n' Half.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week ...

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