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We are a nation so culturally rich and dynamic we have two all-midget Kiss cover bands.

Comments

[Jeff P.]

HA! The little ones shall KNEEL before the GLORY of Klingon Elvis!
http://www.romm.org/mars06/29.html

[D.A. Ridgely]

Can the Village Little People be far behind?

[joshua corning]

my god i thought Matt Welsh might of written the article becouse it was from the LA times.

speaking of which has anyone noticed in editorials comming out of LA with that traitor bastard as the author?

(note: i really don't think Matt is a traitor bastard)

[DavePotts]

HA! The little ones shall KNEEL before the GLORY of Klingon Elvis!

Yet even Klingon Elvis is just a little frightened of Filipino Elvis!

[Shelby]

Alas, as all things must be imperfect:

Tiny Kiss, which includes three little people and a 350-pound woman

[Stevo Darkly]

Can the Village Little People be far behind?

I'd like to hear a little Little Little River Band.

[mk]

I just hope that the two bands don't start too much of a "beef". I'd hate to see the streets running with blood and mascara.

[Rick Barton]

Cuz everyone digs kisses at least a little bit...

[Rick Barton]

Sorry. Please don't kick me off H&R.

[Jeff P. (in black eyeliner)]

On certain nights Robert Reich plays tamborine.

[Akira MacKenzie]

HA! The little ones shall KNEEL before the GLORY of Klingon Elvis!

Available for weddings, Bar Mitzvahs and Rituals of Mauk-to 'Vor.

Qapla' baby!

[sacamano]

This has a definite "spinal tap" flavor to it. Mmm-mmm, I like it!

[Douglas Fletcher]

KISS wasn't a band, it was a retirement plan.

[Douglas Fletcher]

By the way, I don't think two midget KISS cover bands is nearly as weird as the fact that we have right here in Arizona an actual Dave Matthews Band cover band.

Seriously, I've even talked to them. They've got a bad attitude, believe it it or not.

[Inkstained Wretch]

Have you heard of the all-midget Cream cover band? It's called Half n' Half.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week ...