The Botox Candidate
Post-speech conversation at a Fleet Center-adjacent bar (quotes are approximate):
Welch: What did you think of the speech?
Philadelphia Delegate: I thought it was real good, real good.
Blair: Yes, but what about the terrible sweating? Did you see his chin? It?s a massive reservoir of perspiration!
Philly Delegate: Yeah, well, is it wrong to be passionate? Anyway, you'd think the Botox would have fixed it.
Welch: Wait a minute -- you're saying he did Botox?
Philly: Oh, he's the Botox Candidate.
Welch: But I thought the campaign has officially denied the Botox?
Philly: Look, the Botox Platform isn?t exactly going to play well in Ohio. "All right, I'm gonna give you health care, and fair trade, and ? Botox!" But he's been Botoxed for sure. Trust me on it.
Hide Comments (0)
Editor's Note: As of February 29, 2024, commenting privileges on reason.com posts are limited to Reason Plus subscribers. Past commenters are grandfathered in for a temporary period. Subscribe here to preserve your ability to comment. Your Reason Plus subscription also gives you an ad-free version of reason.com, along with full access to the digital edition and archives of Reason magazine. We request that comments be civil and on-topic. We do not moderate or assume any responsibility for comments, which are owned by the readers who post them. Comments do not represent the views of reason.com or Reason Foundation. We reserve the right to delete any comment and ban commenters for any reason at any time. Comments may only be edited within 5 minutes of posting. Report abuses.
Please
to post commentsMute this user?
Ban this user?
Un-ban this user?
Nuke this user?
Un-nuke this user?
Flag this comment?
Un-flag this comment?