How Would Jesus Dunk?

Even Stephen Bates' interesting Weekly Standard piece on "The Jesus Market"--and Reason's excellent upcoming story on the same topic (due out in our February issue, which hits newsstands and mailboxes at the end of this month)--can't quite explain what the hell is going on here:

http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html

Who said the Age of Miracles is over?

Comments

[Other Steve]

Conan O'Brein found these, and had them on his show over a year a go. He couldn't get people to belive that his staff hadn't made them up.

[Phil]

The hockey Jesus looks like it has breasts.

[Bob]

John Scalzi saw these a while ago, and he wrote a pretty funny piece on playing football with Jesus. Here's the link.

[Bob]

Doh, no html. Here it is: http://scalzi.com/w020318.htm

[hungry hungry hippos jesus]

...and another: http://richtoscano.com/link.php?file=20021008

[michele]

Jesus is coming, and boy is he huge!

http://www.merrittministry.org/jesushom.htm

[Micha Ghertner]

Before I followed michele's link, I thought that her comment was a fairly good sexual pun. Silly me.