Seems Like a Pretty Good Business Plan

I bet someone could make a lot of money off of this plan:

Via Mark Hemingway's Twitter feed. 

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  • ||

    Final step: PROFIT

  • Tim||

    Final step: BAILOUT.

  • Raston Bot||

    then a line back up to 'govt promises to make it better.'

  • o3||

    but where's the "obtain SBA loans" box after the idea box?

    i haz a [confuse] 11!1!!11

  • Almanian's Evil Twin||

    Loans are so 1990s. All the cool kids are mainlining bailouts now.

  • WTF||

    i haz a [confuse] 11!1!!11

    We know, orrin, we know. You really don't need to say it.

  • Almanian's Evil Twin||

    You stole my business plan. Sad face :(

  • Rasilio||

    Maybe you should sue him for copyright infringement?

  • ||

    "Could" make a lot of money?

  • ||

    Pretty sure this is the business plan of Ethanol, and Healthcare.

  • Proprietist||

    See: Obama was right! You didn't build that on your own.

  • $park¥||

    I like it! I think I'll start a health insurance company following this model. What, it's been done? OK, then I'm going to start a college following this model. What, that's been done too? WTF! There's nothing good left then.

  • $park¥||

    Wait, I got it. I'll start a fish hatchery and raise and sell guaranteed non-poisonous fish. I think I could get the EPA to make a handy 30 step process for verifying that fish aren't poisonous. After I get my exemption of course.

  • Tim||

    There are no poisonous leeches...

  • Pip||

    You never met my ex-wife.

  • ||

    Hurry or you'll lose that first mover advantage.

  • Tim||

    Where's the box for "insulated from market forces, quality drops until...Detroit."

  • ||

    This is exactly the green technology business model. Venture capitalists are banking on it.

    Note that international climate change conventions make the market huge and only increase the number of governments pushing your product.

  • Auric Demonocles||

    Saw this on reddit earlier.

  • Alex||

    We all did, Timmy. We all did...

  • The Late P Brooks||

    A single page biography of Kindly Old Grandpa Buffett!

  • OldMexican||

    "... so millions of dopes were duped into thinking that seat belts made them safer when driving a 2 ton car against a 40 ton semi. So, the seat belt manufacturers lived happily ever after."

    Ok, kids. Now, let me tell you the story about the pregnant women-killer: the inflatable airbag, and how it came into existence into this world. Ready? Listen closely...


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