Biggest Winners Under ObamaCare: For-Prophets?

Jesus Christ made a quick appearance outside the Supreme Court Building this morning, admist the Affordable Care Act protesters and Tea Party Patriots. 

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  • Mo' $parky||

    Well, now I'm convinced.

  • Mike M.||

    HA-HA-HA, look at the dumb yokel, THIS IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!! *

    * Not really

  • Serf||

    Jesus had a full B-Cup. Who knew?

  • NoVAHockey||

    his cup runneth over.

  • Pip from the forge||

    Hmmm...that might actually be Mary.

  • wareagle||

    and what is either a baby bump or a gut.

  • Pro Libertate||

    We need Jesus to come and free all the libertarians now. Because nothing else seems to be protecting our rights.

  • Almanian's Evil Twin||

    You haven't finished your 40 years wandering the Somali desert.

  • Paul.||

    At least they have roads!

  • WWNGD?||

    Yea but libertarians HATE roads.

  • Pip from the forge||

    Told ya so!

    "Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you."
    Matthew 5:42

  • Brutus||

    Or else?

  • Pip from the forge||

    Yup. You don't want Jesus to get all brimstone and retribution on your buttocks.

  • Doctor Whom||

    James 5:14-16 (KJV): Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him. Confess [your] faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

    So I guess the entire issue of health care is moot.

  • Almanian's Evil Twin||

    So James was a Christian Scientist - good to know

  • Gus||

    He's like everywhere!

  • BarryD||

    Jesus Tittyfucking Christ!

  • Killazontherun||

    The son of God has man boobs, the son of Satan, well have you seen Warty?
    I haven't, but I imagine he has an eight pack and no man boobs.

  • Almanian's Evil Twin||

    Hello - 'member the De'il in "Legend"?

    Six pack, pecs, tri's, bi's, delts - the whole fuckin' PACKAGE, man. Plus, red skin.

    The Devil is the SHIT from a fitness standpoint.

  • Pip from the forge||

    Speaking of Warty, is Episiarch crying in his microbrew, too distraught to make an appearance? And where's Dunphy?! And why in hell haven't any dogs been executed today? Something's up, and I don't like it.

  • Paul.||

    And all the people rejoiced in the succor of free healthcare!

  • Pip from the forge||

    And Jesus made a loaf into a hundred deep-dish pizzas.

  • ||

    I'M here

    this decision is just too bizarre. i've read most of the volokh predictions prior to this ruling, and this was simply not on people's radar (that it's a tax and thus ok).

    it's just "wicked bizzah"

  • Pip from the forge||

    Now all we need is a dead dog and Episiarch.

  • Killazontherun||

    It's a strange trajectory of happenstance that is occurring at the moment. Mangling all sense into deprivation, sentences into nonsense.

  • Pip from the forge||

    Said what he.

  • ||

    the center cannot hold

  • Killazontherun||

    In case anyone need a distraction from the Gahh! Stupidity?!?

    Safe anywhere.

  • kinnath||

    Jesus take the wheel....

  • BakedPenguin||

    If it's not Wookiee Jesus, I don't care.

  • Killazontherun||

    More to cheer you up.

    is this the beginning of the end of Justin Bieber?


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