Funny Lawyer Joke

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a Juris Doctor are they?

Me: Dad there's a medical emergency happening

Dad: Go see if a 10 page memo with the conclusion that 'it depends' helps

— Shawn Deane (@shawnrdeane) November 27, 2019