I'd Like to Teach the World to Troll, in Perfect Harmony!

Episode 237 of the Cyberlaw Podcast

The theme of this week's podcast seems to be the remarkable reach of American soft power. Really. We elect Donald Trump, and suddenly everybody's trolling.

The Justice Department criminally charges a Russian troll factory's accountant, and before David Kris can finish explaining it, she's on YouTube, trolling the prosecutors with a housewife schtick.

She's not alone. Faced with the news that President Trump is using a commercial iPhone for many of his calls – and, Nate Jones points out, getting wiretapped by China, Russia, and others as a result – China has a suggestion that scores at the top of the POTUS Troll Scale.

Tim Cook, meanwhile, goes to Europe to troll Android – and me – with a speech that pushes all my buttons: Europhilia, Apple sanctimony in pursuit of profit, and blind enthusiasm for privacy regulation. But at the end of the day, it's just another Apple-bites-Android story.

Last in the troll parade comes what can only be described as the understated trolling deployed by the British government when it was asked by the Belgians to investigate whether a Belgian ISP might have been hacked by GCHQ.

This week's interview is with Dr. Dipayan Ghosh, Pozen Fellow at Harvard's Shorenstein Center and co-author of a new report, "Digital Deceit II: A Policy Agenda to Fight Disinformation on the Internet." It's an interesting mix of good insights and warmed-over Obama-era nostalgia (Carly Rae Jepsen makes a brief appearance). Dipayan and I tangle on privacy but struggle toward common ground on how to limit the power of the Big Platforms. He's open-minded and flexible about the details of his proposal, so for fans of civil policy debate who are worried about where the platforms' dominance and ad revenue are taking us, this episode is a keeper.

More news: Why would a Russian technical institute design malware used in an effort to sabotage a major petrochemical plant in Saudi Arabia? Nate Jones lays out the story. Originally suspected of being an Iranian operation, the attack may have originated in Iran, but FireEye persuasively links the underlying (and flawed) malware to Moscow. One possibility is that it's a Russian false flag job, minus the embarrassing GRU operatives and their Uber receipts. My guess, though, is that the Russian institute is just amortizing malware development costs by selling off exploits developed for the GRU. If so, this may turn out to be another slow motion disaster for the thugs in the Aquarium.

In other news, Yahoo settled a class action over the enormous breach affecting 200 million people and three billion accounts. The price of that settlement? After the lawyers have been paid, the settlement works out to about 25 cents per victim. Seems pretty cheap to me.

For a brief moment, reality has descended on the left coast. It looks like California isn't eager to get a judicial ruling on its campaign to nullify federal net neutrality law.

In the UK, Facebook is fined the maximum under pre-GDPR law, for what the privacy agency calls a failure to protect personal data from Cambridge Analytica – or, more likely, for the unspeakable crime of not having prevented the election of Donald Trump. And now that GDPR is in effect, the bien pensants of Europe have served notice; failure to prevent the President's re-election will cost Silicon Valley billions.

Finally, what goes around comes around for the Uber "bounty" hackers. David and I think that this story pretty much answers the question whether they were just confused bounty hunters or extortionists with a clever line of patter.

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