President Remy gives his word as a Biden.

Parody of Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun," written and performed by Remy.

LYRICS:

I won't be pardoning
You guys ask every day
That's never happening
Full stop—and by the way

I'm gonna pardon my son
I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up
I'm aware that there's
Thousands in jail for the same
But TBH they're all lame and not my son
I'm gonna pardon my son
I'm gonna pardon my son

"I'm sitting with my Pops
And we're both really mad
If you don't pay tonight
For you things will be bad"

Sir, we're risking World War III
To fight against kleptocracy
Don't you think this pardoning
Is dangerous hypocrisy?!

No but I am gonna pardon my son…
I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up
I'm aware that there's
Thousands in jail for the same
But TBH they're all lame and not my son
I'm gonna pardon my son
I'm gonna pardon my son