President Remy gives his word as a Biden.
Parody of Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun," written and performed by Remy.
LYRICS:
I won't be pardoning
You guys ask every day
That's never happening
Full stop—and by the way
I'm gonna pardon my son
I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up
I'm aware that there's
Thousands in jail for the same
But TBH they're all lame and not my son
I'm gonna pardon my son
I'm gonna pardon my son
"I'm sitting with my Pops
And we're both really mad
If you don't pay tonight
For you things will be bad"
Sir, we're risking World War III
To fight against kleptocracy
Don't you think this pardoning
Is dangerous hypocrisy?!
No but I am gonna pardon my son…
I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up
I'm aware that there's
Thousands in jail for the same
But TBH they're all lame and not my son
I'm gonna pardon my son
I'm gonna pardon my son
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Wow, Remy goes full Russian Disinfo!
Still Reason has yet to criticize Biden's pardoning of Hunter. Not one article about it. Not a one.
To get commentary on Hunter Biden that don't relate to dick pics or gun crimes, they had to outsource to Remy.
You gave not criticized it once buddy.
When you wrote this, I think this article was already a day old:
Hunter Biden's Pardon Is Unprecedented
Joe Biden has left the Democratic Party in a very awkward position.
by Robby Soave | 12.5.2024 4:40 PM
sarcasmic, you lie. I've not only read at least two articles criticizing it, I've seen your comments in these articles, days before you posted this.
Why bother? All Hunter had to do to EARN it was break windows, smash stuff, injure cops and get that dumb girl killed in misprision of felony and he'd be a J6er pardoned by Donald MacDonald the next J6. Just 2 months of suspense and actual people killed and propety damages would've done the trick. To hell with exercising 2A rights or copping a buzz without gin.
Reason's own Robby Soave on Fani Willis' "no good, very bad day".
love it.
Remy + Braggs + Heaton > rest of Reason combined
Childish drivel.
Seriously, I have the same complaint as the Brendon O'Neil interview.
Who at reason keeps letting the door open so intelligengent libritarians can wander in? Seriously Koch is going to pull his money if you keep it up
I'd describe Remy more as a "talented libertarian". 🙂
Remmy is smart as a ship
Nothing so irritates a Jesus MAGAt as the thought of someone getting high--or that haunting fear that some victimless someone, somewhere, might not be in jail.