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Andrew Heaton, Austin Bragg, and Meredith Bragg | 10.31.2022 11:00 AM

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the voting booth.

Starring Andrew Heaton and Austin Bragg; written by Andrew Heaton, Austin Bragg, and Meredith Brag; produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg.

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sarcasmic 3 years ago

Not sure which I liked more. The "They Live" bit or the last "The Shining" bit. Your vote matters. Libertarian moment.

It's all comedy gold.

By the way, you can subscribe to Andrew Heaton and get special content from his podcast The Political Orphanage on Patreon.

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1. Don't look at me! 3 years ago
  
  Real men don’t pay for it.
  
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  1. sarcasmic 3 years ago
    
    Real men are thieves. Gotcha.
    
    Ohhh, you mean that to be a juvenile sexual joke! Just when I think you can't get any more stupid you prove me wrong. You're like peak stupid meets calculus. A limit that can't be reached.
    
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    1. Don't look at me! 3 years ago
      
      Poor sarc.
      
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      1. sarcasmic 3 years ago
        
        You're so stupid you don't even know what men pay for. Men don't pay prostitutes for sex. They pay them to go away. Sex is easy. Getting her to leave is difficult. Ohhh, you're so hard up you can't get it either way.
        Poor Dlam, so sad. So very sad. Sad, sad, sad. Did I mention you're sad? You're sad.
        
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        VULGAR MADMAN 3 years ago
        
        I doubt you have a problem keeping women away.
        
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        defaultdotxbe 3 years ago
        
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZDVSyEIrwM&t=68s
        
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        sarcasmic 3 years ago
        
        James Taylor sucks.
        
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    2. Don't look at me! 3 years ago
      
      How is it thievery when it’s free?
      
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      1. sarcasmic 3 years ago
        
        Do you know what "special content" means? It's stuff for subscribers. People who pay money to Patreon which then passes it along to the content makers. According to you real men bypass the paywall and get special content for free. Real men are thieves, according to you.
        
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        VULGAR MADMAN 3 years ago
        
        You sad pathetic fuck.
        
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        Don't look at me! 3 years ago
        
        I never said anything about bypassing paywalls. I enjoy the free content they offer.
        
        “ STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH”!
        
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        sarcasmic 3 years ago (edited)
        
        get special content from his podcast The Political Orphanage on Patreon
        
        Patreon Patreon PAY- treon. It’s a paywall. Dumbass.
        
        Edit: comment html is tricky, infinitely more tricky then explaining special content behind a paywall to a certified retard. doesn't like blockquote
        
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        Overt 3 years ago
        
        "“ STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH”!"
        
        Calm down, DLAM. This is just a generalization, but some people out there are *so* heavily invested in their self-imposed status as beleaguered victim that when they misinterpret your statements, they just double down on stupid over and over again. Don't hold it against those general people if you ever meet them.
        
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        sarcasmic 3 years ago
        
        Wow. I said "you can subscribe to Andrew Heaton and get special content" and now you also claim the context was the free side?
        
        You're not even pretending to be objective anymore.
        
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        Á àß äẞç ãþÇđ âÞ¢Đæ ǎB€Ðëf ảhf 3 years ago
        
        You wouldn't know objective if a sentence was diagrammed.
        
        Overt 3 years ago
        
        "You’re not even pretending to be objective anymore."
        
        Stop lying about what I said. I never said anything about you.
2. mad.casual 3 years ago
  
  "Concealed Carrie"
  
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3. Á àß äẞç ãþÇđ âÞ¢Đæ ǎB€Ðëf ảhf 3 years ago
  
  I see you too missed the "mmoment".
  
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Moonrocks 3 years ago

You best start believing in [libertarian] ghost stories; you're in one

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Dillinger 3 years ago

love the typo ... and the rest ... vampyr gun lol

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1. Unicorn Abattoir 3 years ago
  
  Probably spelled that way in the original Nosferatu.
  
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trsrenes 3 years ago

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JWatts 3 years ago

Well that bird gun was shit. You are going to need a shot gun for that work. Preferably with a drum magazine.

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1. JWatts 3 years ago
  
  Also, I'd like to see a longer clip from "A Quiet Place 2". On that involves mowing down the "bullet proof" aliens with a 0.50 caliber.
  
  Movie: "But they're bullet proof"
  Person with a brain: "Get a bigger gun! If it's big enough to go through 1 inch of steel, it will go through those critters skin."
  
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  1. Aloysious 3 years ago
    
    I wanted to see Heaton with a punt gun.
    
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  2. rev-arthur-l-kuckland 3 years ago
    
    Duh a 5.56 round will obliterate it
    
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    1. mpercy 3 years ago
      
      A 9mm will blow a lung clean out of its body.
      
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Fats of Fury 3 years ago

My favorite is "Retirement Village of the Damned"

https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.vnWfcGE0JJiO50OegglnOAHaFd&pid=Api&P=0

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Stuck in California 3 years ago

That movie does really hold up.

I mean, it's no Hell Comes to Frogtown, but with lines like "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum" it is classic.

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1. TheReEncogitationer 3 years ago
  
  Remember: 'They' are the 'They' in 'That's What They Say!' 🙂
  
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Aloysious 3 years ago

Heaton and Bragg you are both beautiful men.

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Unicorn Abattoir 3 years ago

Libertarian horror movies we'd like to see:

Night of the Living Reason Editors

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Brandybuck 3 years ago

Nothing can be as scary as that suit, Andrew!

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Brandybuck 3 years ago

Okay, that said I abhored They Live. Didn't really like it as a kid, wasn't sure why. Then I rewatched it as an adult and I figured it out. It's pure leftists propaganda. Anti-capitalist, anti-business, anti-money, etc. Plus the dumbest dialog ever seen outside of a Stephen King movie.

The only reason we buy stuff is because of billboards? Really?

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TheReEncogitationer 3 years ago

Heaton's got the right idea on Survivalism and Prepping, that's for sure!

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Marc St. Stephen 3 years ago

Just two little critiques here: 1) you need to show the movie poster reference for more than a fraction of a second, so those who aren't readily able to make the reference can actually see it (I can't even pause it and go frame by frame to see the damn poster) and 2) You need to do a better job with the captions - naturally the dialogue that's quickest and hardest to make out is skipped by the captions. I know the modern concept is to squeeze as much content in as you can in as short an amount of time, but it's hard to appreciate all the nuance when its zipping from one scene to another with virtually no pause.

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