Remy is fine. He's at home with his family. Everything is wonderful. Stop asking questions.
Parody of Salt-N-Pepa's "Push It" written and performed by Remy; video produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg; mastering by Sean Malone.
LYRICS:
Putin
Putin good.
Putin.
Putin real good.
We destroyed a whole city
Mass chaos was created
And we can safely report
It is now liberated
Wait, we bombed it and razed it
Destroyed it entirely
Killed every person that we saw
Correct, until they were free
All thanks to…
Putin
Putin good.
Putin.
Putin real good.
The Stanley Cup playoffs
are back in full force
This year's MVP?
Vlad Putin of course
Watch as he skillfully weaves
Through their expert defense
And coming up: who uncovered artifacts
Of priceless expense?
Let me guess…
Putin
Putin good
Putin.
Putin real good
We destroyed their infantry
Meaning? We killed some infants
We lost several tanks
We wrote off some equipment
This reminds me of a story
I was out eating Greek
And they brought out that flaming thing
Ah—liberating the cheese
No, it's—you're not getting the point
It's as if this is all planned
How can you look at what's happening
And say—never mind, I understand it's…
Putin
Putin not good.
Putin.
Putin really not good.
Photo: Alexei Druzhinin/ZUMA Press/Newscom; Anatoliy Rodnikov/Kommersant Photo / Polaris/Newscom; Lafargue Raphael/ABACA/Newscom; Aleksey Nikolskyi/ZUMA Press/Newscom
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Remakes of Kentucky Fried Movie really ought to exploit more of the "Sexual Olympics" coverage skit than the tantalizingly brief outtakes Remy "reproduces" here.
Love you, Remy. The comedians of Reason are the best things here.
The really sad part is that this is true.
Look, he's former Stasi. People can change.
That-s firmer KGB. Stasi was East German. Either way, only if he could bring the dead back to life could he be said to have changed.
I think the firmer KGB is the KGB====>
*lmao*
Check the records.
I smiled a bit at the Russian "nazi" propaganda.
Within the Western corporate press, it was Widely Known(tm) that Ukraine had a Nazi problem until around Feb of 2022. Then suddenly that was forgotten.
Also, personally noted that this appears to be the first time I've widely heard, outside of Russia the "We're just killing Nazis." narrative. Probably a dozen 'both sides', Erdogan/Arab Spring/We got Qaddafi-style "We're just overthrowing corrupt oppressors/cracking down on terrorist orgs." narratives since Obama and the first real, explicit repeating of Russia's self-serving narrative, other than "The Azov Division is between immaterial and myth.", comes from Remy.
Right, like Nazism is everywhere in the region, like when a leader poisons his opponents, arrests all opposition leaders, fixes elections, promotes nationalism, steals money, and turns all businesses into his own personal piggy bank for corrupt purposes ... oh shit! Thats Russia!
Russia is the one claiming, in explicitly nationalist terms, that Ukraine does not exist as a nation. And Ukraine is the Nazi?
Just because the consensus view seems to be that countries committing war crimes are bad doesn't mean you need to reflexively oppose that view?
"For those watching TV news in Russia, there IS no war in Ukraine, only a special military operation designed to root out Nazis"
So it's a kinetic military action?
Remy, in Jordan Peterson's 12 Rules for Life, Rule 6: Set your house in order before you criticize the world
If you want to parody propaganda and vicious, barbaric actions, start at home. Then you can move on to other countries. Our government - NOT our country; two different things - has more than enough to keep you busy for a long time.
RazzPutin look'n like he might be leaving before he can cause more chaos and death......Real Good.....