Remy

Remy: It Wasn't Me (Shaggy Parody)

A politician socially distances from his own executive orders.

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Following in the footsteps of Gavin Newsom and other politicians, Mayor Remy finds it hard to obey his own COVID-19 restrictions.

Shaggy "It Wasn't Me" parody written and performed by Remy; music tracks and mastering by Ben Karlstrom; video produced by Austin Bragg

LYRICS:

Yo, man (Yo)
Open up, man (Yeah, what you want, man?)
My constituents just caught me (You let them catch you?)
I don't know how I let this happen (Wait, where?)
The place next door, ya know? (Wait, I thought you ordered the restaurants to close)
Man, I don't know what to do (Say it wasn't you)
Oh, right!

Voter came in and they caught me red-handed
Eating at the place next door (Were there a lot of people there?)
Picture this—it was not that vacant
Like a hundred peeps or more
How could I forget that I had
Banned all indoor gatherings?
Just a prime example of a really big hypocrisy

You don't understand, we're not like other creatures
Rules do not apply to us, we are the leaders
Voters can't be trusted to be indoor-eaters
They are more contagious—after all, they're mouth-breathers
Just tell them it's important to follow all the law
How any violation might kill a grandma
While you do what you want, even pardon in-laws
Mr. Mayor, how would you prefer your foie gras?
Donated?

Sir, we saw you at a party
It wasn't me
Eating at The French Laundry
It wasn't me
You even had the clam chowder
It wasn't me
Sir, we got you on camera
It wasn't me
You said we can't be super-spreading
It wasn't me
So I missed my brother's wedding
It wasn't me
You jailed a barber for hair-dressing
Wait, I have a wedding…
This is getting upsetting…

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  1. Pretty good, but I am disappoint that the governor at the lectern didn’t have Newsome-style greasy slicked-back hair. Tsk tsk.

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  4. Personally, I don’t mind being asked to wear a mask (“asked,” not ordered), but why should anyone take all these measures seriously when the high-and-mighty idiots running the show do not? Newsom, Pelosi, etc. are their own worst enemies, and they are to stupid, or too arrogant, or both, to recognize it.

    1. Just like AGW alarmists who recoil in horror at nuclear power yet insist the world will reach a tipping point in ten years, or fly all over in private jets or live in huge mansions.

      I worked at a company when they brought in ISO-9000. I have long since forgotten the details, but it was basically say what you do and do what you say, and if our audit catches a discrepancy in what you say and what you do, you fail the audit. It was up to the customers to decide if what you say you do is good enough, and up to the auditors to report if you do what you say.

      What we need is an ISO-9000 for politicians.

  5. Nice one. Remy’s parodies are probably the best things on reason.

    1. Not that there’s been a lot of competition recently.

  6. I don’t see how you can call that a parody, he just said what politicians do.

  7. funny but the governors who locked down belong in gitmo and that is the moderate position.

  8. Perfect

  9. Jesus Christ! When conservatives complain about Colbert, Seth Myers, or Stewart I always point out that there’s not a market for conservative political comedy because conservatives have no sense of humor.
    Red eye on Fox could occasionally be funny, but it wasn’t because of Gutfeld. It was Levy or Schulz being funny despite Gutfeld trying his best to ruin it. That guy is a nominee for worst person on earth. Not funny but thinks he’s hilarious, super mean spirited, hypocritical, and just shitty politics.

    1. Did you have a point?

      1. Do you have one?

        I do: fuck mormons!

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    2. Even then though, the examples you named are folks who are not that funny. Meyers and Stewart have always been not very funny (Meyers being the less funny of the two by a reasonable margin).

      Colbert has had really good stuff though, such as Strangers with Candy and the Colbert Report, but he’s also descended into the space of playing for claughter that is the death of humor. It’s less that political partisans can’t be funny so much as performing for purely partisan goals tends to not be funny.

      I think the divide us more that. Because you do have examples of non-leftists comedians who are great. Hell, Norm may be the greatest performing standup.

      1. Well, that was meant for KillAllRednecks above, but oh well.

      2. “Even then though, the examples you named are folks who are not that funny. Meyers and Stewart have always been not very funny (Meyers being the less funny of the two by a reasonable margin).”
        You’re entitled to your opinion, but I’d say their popularity suggests many people find them funny. Norm Macdonald is one of my favorite comedians (and a favorite of many comedians), but he’s not nearly as popular as Meyers, Stewart, and Colbert.

        I should of been more specific. Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report and the Daily show was hilarious. Jon Stewart on the daily show was hilarious. I don’t really care for Colbert’s late show. I also named Meyers because with Conan retiring he’s the only talk show host I can stand. Trevor Noah’s ok, but not anywhere near Stewart.

        Norm is one of my favorite comedians. He for the most is apolitical, but can lean right. I think it’s the Canadian in him.
        However I have noticed he can occasionally go into cringe inducing old coot mode every once in a while. He may have always of done this, but I’ve only noticed it as he has gotten older.
        The best example is he was on Dennis Miller’s podcast a few years ago talking about how some wanted to stop reading Huckleberry Finn because of the N word. Like many of his anecdotes it was long and drawn out which usually makes them funnier, but it didn’t work here because you could see the ”punchline” coming a mile away. It was basically that rappers and black people use the N word all the time so it’s fine. It was unoriginal and cringe worthy. He’s one of my favorites, but it seems as he gets older he has more old coot moments.

        “I think the divide us more that. Because you do have examples of non-leftists comedians who are great. Hell, Norm may be the greatest performing standup.”

        There are lots of comedians that are apolitical that are great. I can’t think of any conservative comedians that are funny. It’s subjective, but there are very few that are popular. Tim Allen is lame and has said similar stuff to the shit I mentioned about Norm. Questioning why rappers and blacks say the n word isn’t funny, original, or a good idea if you’re a white comedian.
        There probably are some right wing comedians that are some what popular that I may find funny, but nowhere near the amount of funny liberal comedians.

        Conservatives just usually aren’t that funny. They can scream bias, and there is some. However it’s mostly there’s not a market for right wing comedy and they’re not funny…

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        2. Jeff Foxworthy.

          The tl;dr for your wall of copy is this: You are a liberal and have no sense of humor.

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