A few years back, John Gorenfeld published a series of pieces on a Sun Myung Moon-sponsored party on Capitol Hill that actually rattled some trees and embarrassed the people who showed. He disappeared after that, and I wondered why. The answer: He was writing a book, Bad Moon Rising , about the cult leader's influence in D.C. Today Gorenfeld put up this precious video of Moon speaking to a 15th anniversary party for the Washington Times. It's hard to pick a favorite moment, but I've got two nominees.

Absolute sex is centered on God, and free sex is centered on Satan!

The human sexual organs are shaped as concave and convex. Why are they shaped that way?

Lots more at Gorenfeld's site.