George Washington, your legacy lives on. We see you every day on the dollar bill, and we celebrate the fact that you were a prominent member of an alien stoner cult (or if that's not completely accurate, we're nonetheless pleased you were a prominent hemp farmer).

Most of all we celebrate–and miss–your radically constrained view of presidential power.

(This special birthday video clip is from Richard Linklater's 1993 slacker cult classic, DAZED AND CONFUSED.)