The Best of Reason: Abolish Amtrak, the FDA, and the TSA

In the Abolish Everything issue, Reason writers make the case for ending Amtrak, the FDA, the TSA, and everything else.

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The Best of Reason: Abolish Amtrak, the FDA, and the TSA

This week features an assortment of articles from the December 2024 Abolish Everything issue.

"The Next President Should Abolish Everything," by Katherine Mangu-Ward

"Abolish Amtrak," by Jason Russell

"Abolish the FDA," by Jeffrey A. Singer

"Abolish the TSA," by Robby Soave

This audio was generated using AI trained on the voice of Katherine Mangu-Ward.

Music credits: "Deep in Thought" by CTRL S and "Sunsettling" by Man With Roses

 

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[Chumby]

Abolish Reasonistas that voted for or boaf sidezed Kamala.

[VULGAR MADMAN]

“Let’s abolish everything!” Is the ATF on the table? Because Gaetz definitely wants that.

[JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)]

Let's abolish everything* - Reason

*does not apply to any deep state federal worker.

[Nobartium]

Ironically, the abolish everything is actually the best thing Reason has ever printed, because its is doctrinal libertarianism.

Unironically, they will never put two and two together, so this is a very transient spike among an ocean of shit.

[Chumby]

Twas the night fore J20, when all through the House,
Not a Democrat stirring, not Pelosi’s spouse.

The cock rings were hung, by the him/she with care,
In hopes that St. Oliver, soon would be there.

The children were hiding, all scared from the peds,
With visions of jeffshrike, clean off their meds.

And Momma in her mumu, Harris Dude in a dress,
Had just rediscovered, that Kamala’s a mess.

When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter,
An immigrant foodie, making kitty a platter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,
To see in Ohio a quick dine and dash.

The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow,
Hunter then snorted and Harris did blow.

When what to my wondering eyes now appears,
The Orangeman bad? He is back for four years.

With a strong young VP, so lively and quick,
Woke men had decided, to chop off their dick.

Less rapid than beagles these cuckolds ne’er came,
Living their delusions, to hide from their shame.

Now Smasher, no Vancer, now Prancer, no BRICSen,

On Vomit, on Stupid, dishonor, and Schlitzen.

To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall,
Stay far from the roof, the slope might cause a fall.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drank through the night,
The Dems did it first and I won’t read your cite.

[Rick James]

The Best of Reason: Abolish Amtrak, the FDA, and the TSA

*Reason takes deep breath*

"But for the love of God, put competent people in charge of them to save them and carefully shepherd them into the future in perpetuity!"

[Don't look at me!]

But it’s ok if they are trannies and luggage thieves.

[VULGAR MADMAN]

Aren’t we all glad that “Reason “ doesn’t give a shit that the Biden administration is now targeting sites inside Russia?

[Don't look at me!]

SleepyJoe’s farewell fuck you.

[IceTrey]

You're talking about symptoms when the disease is coercive government. The government initiates force which is tyranny.

[It's only a paper moon, Nominalists]

That elicits a goddam yawn !!!
The mechanism is the detachment of what is spent from how it is paid for.
Amtrak is peanuts.

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