Remy: Why They Fought
As American warplanes patrol the skies of Libya and American boots win the peace in Afghanistan, Iraq, Korea, Germany, Italy, Japan, the United Kingdom, Spain, Cuba, the Netherland Antilles, and more than 140 other countries, the international Interwebs recording sensation Remy unveils this timely song reminding all of us back on the home front about why they fight.
"Why They Fought" is the first of a series of collaborations between Remy and Reason.tv. To watch Remy's other videos, go here.
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Music written and performed by Remy. Video produced by Austin and Meredith Bragg.
About 2 minutes.
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"Why They Fought"
Since the birth of this great nation
Men and women have fought and died
To protect the very freedoms
In which we all have so much pride
And as they spilled their blood at Gettysburg
Saving freedom's what they sought
And if you asked a dying patriot
He'd tell you that they fought…
For random screenings at the airport
With the TSA all nagging
While we place our toiletries out in
Transparent plastic baggies
And if you asked them why they fought and died
They'd all give the same answer
So you could get pics taken of your junk
While slowly getting cancer
Ask any single one of them
it won't be no surprise
That's why they fought and died…
They braved the cold at Valley Forge
Facing sacrifice and pain, yeah
There was typhoid, measles, dysentery
Plus being in Pennsylvania
But they went off to fight the British
To save this independent nation
And with their final words they'd say
They died so our taxation
Could be on property and income
With withholding of our wages
With a silly complex tax code
Over 16,000 pages
And if you ask them why they gave their lives
They'd say their only wish is
So you could fill out seven forms
To prove that pencil was for business
Ask any single one of them
it won't be no surprise
That's why they fought and died…
Well they gave their lives
So we could save up for a mortgage, woo!
And they stormed that sandy beach
So we could pay our neighbors' too!
They fought and died in fields with pride
And gave us all we'd hope for
To save us all from tyranny–
And also from 4 Loko
Ask any single one of them
it won't be no surprise
That's why they fought and died…
