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Stormy Daniels Strips for Me and a Roomful of Journalists

...and reminds everyone that sometimes a strip show is just a strip show.

ENB/ReasonENB/ReasonI'm at the downtown D.C. strip club where Stormy Daniels will soon perform, and everyone keeps congratulating me on my recent wedding. This is because the bulk of the early crowd here seems comprised of political reporters.

Daniels is scheduled to perform two more shows here on Tuesday night. While her previous performances were booked under the banner "Make America Horny Again," these D.C. shows are billed as "All Things Revealed"—an innovation, The Washingtonian reports, meant to reflect the venue's upscale vibe. But anyone who was hoping for something more than a standard striptease would be disappointed. Daniels three-song act is energetic, sexy, and fun, but also brief and devoid of any overt political content.

The rest of the three-and-a-half-hour affair is basically Cloakroom business-as-usual, save for the cadre of barstools taken up by people scribbling in notebooks and checking their phones for news about Donald Trump's Supreme Court pick.

"I keep trying to ask people why they're here," one of the them tells me toward the evening's start, "but everyone I approach ends up being a journalist."

It's only a slight exaggeration. Several groups of non-press guests dot the booths that flank the stage here at Cloakroom—an adult entertainment venue notable for the time the ground literally opened up and swallowed it whole, back in 2014. But it'll be at least another hour before the club starts to feel less like an especially awkward press conference.

I showed up around 6:30 to catch the first show, then spent the next hour drinking beer at the bar and watching the club's regular dancers do their sets. One or two at a time they take the stage, equipped with two poles that stretch about 20 feet in the air. One woman shimmies to the very top, writhes around gracefully, then slides swiftly back down, straight into the splits. Polite clapping reverberates.

Cloakroom has added a few special touches for tonight, including $3,500 VIP balcony boxes (at least a couple seem full by the end of the show) and women walking around in elaborate body paint. One of them is covered in words, including Stormy, Trump, love, and hate, but the rest of the paint jobs are apolitical. They do periodic laps around the room and then settle into a booth back by the restrooms.

I step outside a little before eight, just in time to see Daniels exiting a car with her entourage, wearing a striped sundress, her hair still undone. A handful of camera operators and reporters who had been laying in wait descend but no avail: Stormy slips into the club without so much as a word. I go across the street to get a cheeseburger.

When I return, the place has finally started to fill up. It's mostly an older crowd. Everyone talks in subdued tones. The music is played at a very reasonable level. There's a man dressed in some sort of flamboyant '70s movie-pimp clothes and there's the odd handlebar mustache, but overall the spectator vibe is very office-park brewery—a sea of middle-aged dads and indeterminate-age women in jewel-toned sheath dresses. A lot of people look a little uncomfortable.

When a young woman in a prissy pink skirt flounces in on the arm of a man with hip glasses, reporters click open their pens. "We must be very interesting," the woman—a little slurry, a little disdainful—tells me after the show. "Everyone wanted to talk to us." But they are not very interesting. They are simply the recipients of everyone's last grasping for reportorial "color."

A little before nine, an announcer tells us that it's "about to get Storrrrmmmmy." People rush to take their seats or get a spot by the stage. "Hey, Big Spender" starts to play and Daniels sashays out from the back in a shimmery pink number that recalls Marilyn Monroe's Gentleman Prefer Blondes attire. She does a lap around the place first, making people's acquaintance—Daily Beast reporter Will Sommer was among those who were grabbed and welcomed to her bosom—and vamping it up. At a front-row table where a nice man has offered me a seat, Daniels presses his head to her chest and then pushes it back, propping up her leg and holding up her garter. He is fumbling to find his money, and I so beat him to it, slipping a few dollars into her garter belt first. She plays it up, giving the man disapproving look until he gleefully flings a fistful of dollars at her.

The confidence and likability Daniels has displayed in recent interviews—most notably on 60 Minutes in March—are on full display as she works the room and the stage. The theatrical element is her performance's strong suit. There are no mystical feats of pole-trick daring in Daniels' set, nothing too complicated, XXX-rated, or extraordinary in her moves.

But she fucking sells it. She has the sort of showmanship that makes it look like she's having a ball, and a style more vintage va-va-voom than vulgar.

The crowd responds to Daniels' energy in kind. Song two is a "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend"/"Material Girl" medley. Everyone is on their feet, flanking the stage, shouting, throwing dollar bills. Daniels flings one of her gloves to the audience. During the set, a man with a big janitor-style broom sweeps the money across the stage into a big laundry bin to clear a path for her to dance. More clothes come off. The music switches to something slow and sultry.

And then it is over. Daniels exits. The man with the broom keeps pushing money off the stage. People begin heading for the door.

The young woman with the amazing pole skills comes back on just as it's announced that Daniels will be posing for pictures in the hall. That leaves the room practically empty as she shimmies to the tippy top of the pole again, spins around, lands in the splits. I leave all the cash I have left on the stage for her, exiting the club to the sounds of folks jostling for Daniels' attention, autographs, answers.

Outside, a few reporters are still lurking, hoping to catch another glimpse of Daniels, murmuring about Brett Kavanaugh...

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  • Idle Hands||

    This article might be the most ENBish article of all time.

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    YES, WE KNOW YOU WROTE A BOOK - er, I mean - LANDED A HUSBAND. Don't subject your readers to continued reminders! Am I right, people?

  • Weigel's Cock Ring||

    "Husband."

  • BestUsedCarSales||

    Haha, asian people aren't men. You show her.

  • Chipper Morning Baculum||

    He is just bitter, because Weigel hasn't proposed yet.

  • MarkLastname||

    Well, half of them aren't.

  • ||

    I think the little narrative expositions are hilarious. Like ENB has always been a part of every strip club in that filthy town and always will be.

  • loveconstitution1789||

    ENB probably was trying to tip using her debit card.

  • Agammamon||

    So? It has a chip, do I slide it or put it in the slot?

  • JoeBlow123||

    Jeez haha. Dirty!

  • What's that smell?||

    That's only for credit, for debit you have to swipe it between her ass cheeks.
    Guess where you enter your PIN
    Guess where the cash back comes from.

  • ||

    ENB probably was trying to tip using her debit card.

    I'll give her credit for not being that green. Probably still believes the foreign accents and stories of working their way through nursing school though.

  • MasterThief||

    I like it much more than her political reporting. While this touches on politics, it's simple and entertaining reporting on an interesting event. I'd be interested to see how the other reporters who were there wrote their stories.

  • Eddy||

    "The sleazy but completely credible Stormy Daniels gave a display of the sort of behavior which so attracted the vulgarian Donald Trump, compelling this reporter to wallow further in the sleaze in which the President engages while not tearing children from their mothers' arms or applying a wrecking ball to the Constitution."

  • Rigelsen||

    "an interesting event"

    I suppose it would be interesting for some, though you can probably find several hundred analogues any given night in any major city in the US. I just wouldn't have pegged it as a natural Reason magazine subject.

  • Eddy||

    "Put it back on, Stormy, put it all on!"

  • Chipper Morning Baculum||

    Eddy, are you a nevernude, perchance?

  • Eddy||

    Of course not, in fact I have an online exhibit of some of my best nude photos.

  • Agammamon||

    I am doubly disappointment.

  • Fancylad||

    I don't know, it might be interesting to see someone who can let their labia touch the floor without having to bend their knees.

  • Fuck you, Shikha (Nunya)||

    Pass the mind bleach.

  • Eddy||

    "The rest of the three-and-a-half-hour affair is basically Cloakroom business-as-usual, save for the cadre of barstools taken up by people scribbling in notebooks and checking their phones for news about Donald Trump's Supreme Court pick."

    Daniels is mad she didn't get on the Supreme Court.

    She can be Chief Justice *and* a sleazy stripper, like the late Earl Warren!

  • Just Say'n||

    Best King of the Hill dialogue:

    Peggy: Did having a woman on the Supreme Court ruin it?

    Hank: Yes. And that woman's name was Earl Warren

  • damikesc||

    Does the media NOT realize how completely asinine they are looking here?

    We're supposed to take ANY of these clowns seriously in the future?

  • loveconstitution1789||

    They don't. They think Hillary was the best presidential candidate.

  • Libertymike||

    Who would pay to see those floppy, saggy titties below a face weathered beyond her true age?

  • John||

    No one in their right mind.

  • Libertymike||

    Bingo - which accounts for all the money I have spent to see worse when I have had diminished capacity.

  • Weigel's Cock Ring||

    Even Lizbo herself makes it pretty clear in this piece that pretty much nobody gives a fuck about Stormy Daniels except except idiot leftard JournoLists like her.

    OK, you can probably add her greedy-ass lawyer to the list as well.

  • Chipper Morning Baculum||

    Was the crush John?

  • Les||

    Dude, she's married now; not that you ever really had a chance. You've got to let her go and move on to obsessing on some other woman who's completely out of your league.

  • Michael S. Langston||

    lol @ married and therefore unattainable. She's still in porn, right?

    NTTAWWT, but given those realities, anyone with a camera and enough cash, can easily 'attain' her.

    Separately, outside of political idiots, unsure if anyone anywhere would see getting her as attaining something special, but she's well within reach.

  • Fuck you, Shikha (Nunya)||

    Ok, I finally have to look at pictures of ENB.

    *Google image search *

    Would not. If he is obsessing over her we need to help him.

    If it helps, ENB it's still hotter than Stormy, but the porn nasty thing knocks Stormy far down the list before I even see her face. And then I saw her bad boob job. Eeeew.

  • Eman||

    What's really gross is the objectification of a porn star. She's more than just a bad boob job; she could be the bad boob job that finally takes trump out. Of office, of course.

  • Elias Fakaname||

    From what I have seen, Stormy is quite skilled at okeasuring other women. Perhaps if ENB had played her cards right she could have been the recipient of some hot girl on girl action.

  • Cynical Asshole||

    okeasuring

    I... have no idea what that is, and for once the internet is no help, but it sounds kind of kinky.

  • Echospinner||

    I like it. It describes what you get at a strip club. It is something like pleasure but just kinda OK in retrospect.

  • Cynical Asshole||

    "...you've seen one woman naked... you wanna see the rest of 'em naked. It could be an old biker chick, y'know, they're gonna hang down to here: 'Ya wanna see my titties?!'... Yeah, I do. All right, that's enough, roll 'em back up! The things that make you go [shudders]"
    — Ron White

  • GiveMeLibertyOrHandouts||

    You should put Ron White at the top, so that way people know to read it with a southern accent.

  • Cynical Asshole||

    Anyone who didn't recognize it as a Ron White quote after that first sentence should GTFO.

  • SIV||

    RTFA dude

    ENB kept her clothes on, she's a journalist

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    Daniels three-song act is energetic, sexy, and fun, but also brief and devoid of any overt political content.

    And that's when Tom Arnold takes to the pole.

  • Eddy||

    That's OK, I didn't want to eat this week anyway.

  • John||

    He is just the opening act for Micheal Moore.

  • BestUsedCarSales||

    He goes by Michelle in this world.

  • Chipper Morning Baculum||

    I support Michelle's right to bare arms.

  • Agammamon||

    Not when her biceps hang down to her knees.

  • Diane Reynolds (Paul.)||

    The crowd responds to Daniels' energy in kind. Song two is a "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend"/"Material Girl" medley. Everyone is on their feet, flanking the stage, shouting, throwing dollar bills.

    So, she's being exploited.

  • ||

    So, she's being exploited preyed upon.

  • John||

    She is a victim of human trafficking.

  • Pro Libertate||

    It may be that she's doing the exploiting.

  • ||

    A little from column A and a little from column B. I think we can agree that people not in attendance most likely weren't exploiting or being exploited by her.

  • Red Rocks White Privilege||

    Haha, no way. This pretty much gives it away:

    Daniels presses his head to her chest and then pushes it back, propping up her leg and holding up her garter. He is fumbling to find his money, and I so beat him to it, slipping a few dollars into her garter belt first. She plays it up, giving the man disapproving look until he gleefully flings a fistful of dollars at her.

    The woman's been selling her body for decades; this is like eating breakfast in the morning, a routine part of her day.

    She got Trump to pay her for sex, a few limp-dicked white-knight journos are nothing but easy pickings for someone like her. It's a good thing she didn't offer a gangbang or the entire DC press corps would have had their bank accounts cleaned out by tomorrow morning.

  • Elias Fakaname||

    Gang bang? Stormy never even did DP.

  • John||

    Do you keep score at home or something?

  • Elias Fakaname||

    A quick trip to IAFD.com confirms it.

  • loveconstitution1789||

    Finally, something women are good at.

  • Chipper Morning Baculum||

    Staying away from you?

  • loveconstitution1789||

    Making you sandwiches?

  • Cynical Asshole||

    TIWTANFL

  • damikesc||

    The crowd responds to Daniels' energy in kind. Song two is a "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend"/"Material Girl" medley. Everyone is on their feet, flanking the stage, shouting, throwing dollar bills.

    Remember...these are "serious" reporters.

    After all,

    This is because the bulk of the early crowd here seems comprised of political reporters.

    "While I find your discussion of sexual harassment and how bad Trump is to use women like sex objects fascinating, weren't you hurling dollar bills and a MILF stripper?"

  • Ecoli||

    Throwing dollar bills to keep her quiet? Didn't work for Trump.

  • Rhywun||

    Daniels three-song act is energetic, sexy, and fun, but also brief and devoid of any overt political content.

    It's refreshing to find anything in America that's devoid of any overt political content.

  • John||

    Skanky out of date strippers are the one thing that still brings us all together. Who knew?

  • albo||

    Tatted-Up Sluts is a great band name.

  • John||

    So is out of date strippers. Or Past Their Sell By Date.

  • 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed||

    It was a great name in the year 2000. Now it would be something like Stretched and Faded.

  • Fuck you, Shikha (Nunya)||

    I prefer Perfected Prolapse.

  • hello.||

    Thank Christ they finally put Elizabeth Nolan Brown on a beat she can handle.

  • Woodchipper of the Apocalypse||

    Cloakroom has added a few special touches for tonight, including $3,500 VIP balcony boxes (at least a couple seem full by the end of the show)

    What sort of coked-up lunatic spends upwards of three grand to watch a stripper from the worst seats in the house?

  • John||

    I have no idea. But you really have to admire the kind of balls it would take to even ask that much, much less get it.

  • Longtobefree||

    Think it through -
    D.C.
    Lots of money
    Strippers
    Tidal Basin

  • BestUsedCarSales||

    People who are too afraid to beat off surrounded by a bunch of other guys.

  • Fuck you, Shikha (Nunya)||

    I'm not afraid of being seen. I'm afraid of stray "bullets". Unload your magazine far away from me.

  • loveconstitution1789||

    Cosmos gunning for jobs at the NYT and WaPO.

  • damikesc||

    Didn't they not remotely sell out last night?

    If they lose cash over this, it'll be glorious.

  • ||

    What sort of coked-up lunatic spends upwards of three grand to watch a stripper from the worst seats in the house?

    Lunatics. This is pretty standard fair for nightclubs and has been for years. 5-7 guys (and/or all the female company they can keep) go in together and get a table or a VIP box. Usually some manner of table service is included. Depending on the establishment, ancillary benefits such as preferred access to private rooms, dance floors, and/or performers as well.

    I say all this as someone who was befuddled growing up on nickel beer and moving to the city to discover people my age routinely dropped $500 on a weekend of drinking/clubbing.

  • Cynical Asshole||

    What sort of coked-up lunatic spends upwards of three grand to watch a stripper from the worst seats in the house?

    The kind of coked up lunatic that decided to become a political reporter in the first place?

  • BYODB||

    The kind that doesn't want to necessarily be noticed by all the journalists in the crowd, I'd guess. Or just a savvy businessperson that knew at least a few morons would shell out the dough just to say they saw her.

  • albo||

    Hope you Purelled liberally during and after.

  • John||

    Big win for the 2nd Amendment

    DOJ, Second Amendment Foundation Reach Settlement In Defense Distributed Lawsuit. "Under terms of the settlement, the government has agreed to waive its prior restraint against the plaintiffs, allowing them to freely publish the 3-D files and other information at issue. The government has also agreed to pay a significant portion of the plaintiffs' attorney's fees, and to return $10,000 in State Department registration dues paid by Defense Distributed as a result of the prior restraint. Significantly, the government expressly acknowledges that non-automatic firearms up to .50-caliber – including modern semi-auto sporting rifles such as the popular AR-15 and similar firearms – are not inherently military."

    http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/301698/

  • Bubba Jones||

    If they aren't military, then they aren't covered by the 2nd Amendment!

    right?

  • BestUsedCarSales||

    Military isn't covered either. Only militias.

  • Longtobefree||

    Only individuals who may choose to join a militia - - - - - -

    The whole point is to allow the individual members of the militia to vote on whether or not to join a particular combat.
    The second is because they have to be able to bring their own personal weapons, and those weapons have to be useful in a combat situation.

  • Cloudbuster||

    Stormy Daniels' guns are protected by the second amendment.

  • SparktheRevolt||

    Where's the Reason TV coverage goddamit? Was The Jacket banned from said club?

  • Chipper Morning Baculum||

    They should do the same for you. There's a lot of carpets that need dusting.

  • Chipper Morning Baculum||

    Oops, that was meant elsewhere. My comment here is simply that The Jacket feeds on the homeless, not aging strippers. Stormy's time will come soon enough.

  • MasterThief||

    It was really surprising to me when I looked up her age. Honestly thought she was 50-ish

  • Red Rocks White Privilege||

    Fucking brilliant of Daniels to parlay her recent exposure into fleecing idiot journalists for a quick-paying gig. I hope she does this in urbanite anthills from coast to coast.

    I'm waiting for the pro wrestling swerve where she walks out with Trump to a press conference and cuts a heel promo on all these gossip queens.

  • ||

    I hope she does this in urbanite anthills from coast to coast.

    I saw her on a billboard under the MAHA banner for some club I can't remember in Chicago 3-4 weeks ago. Seemed like it indicated it was a tour.

  • Enjoy Every Sandwich||

    Ah, the Great Heroine of the Democrat Party--Stormy. They must be very proud of her. Maybe she can be Hillary's running mate in 2020.

  • Flyover Country||

    https://bit.ly/2NDFJOG

    Mia Morrisette, a 55-year-old social worker in Madison, said she hoped to get an autographed photo of Daniels for her 85-year-old mother, who plans to hang it next to a photo of Pope Francis.

    "She's really spoken the truth and she is a sex-positive, strong woman," Morrisette said. "I have mixed feelings about the role of pornography and the issues around that, but she has chosen her path in a really brave way and I'm really interested in seeing her and seeing what that feels like — it's really empowering."

  • loveconstitution1789||

    I'm at the downtown D.C. strip club where Stormy Daniels will soon perform, and everyone keeps congratulating me on my recent wedding. This is because the bulk of the early crowd here seems comprised of political reporters.

    Who is Stormy Daniels?

  • Hugh Akston||

    If there's one thing Love-Con '89 is proud of, it's his ignorance.

  • loveconstitution1789||

    If knowing who Stormy Daniels is the indicator for being knowledgeable, then I am fine with being ignorant.

  • Hugh Akston||

    We're all aware that you're fine being ignorant. But it's nice to see you admit it publicly.

  • loveconstitution1789||

    Luckily Stormy Daniels is not the standard for being knowledgeable, so I will stick with being brilliant!

  • Pro Libertate||

    I think she's a SCOTUS nominee.

  • Fuck you, Shikha (Nunya)||

    You spelled scrotum wrong.

  • Juice||

    Everything about this story is so DC.

  • Pro Libertate||

    You know, with just one constitutional amendment, we could expel DC from the union. Better yet, move the district to the American zone of Antarctica.

  • John||

    It was supposed to be in a nasty unpleasant place so no one wanted to stay there. Air conditioning ruined that plan. I think moving it to a complex of Quonset huts in Antarctica would go a long ways to restoring what the Founders intended.

  • Pro Libertate||

    Who knew liberty could be regained so easily? There's no deprivation of rights, either, since you don't have to be a public official. It's a privilege, not a right.

  • perlchpr||

    I approve of this plan.

  • perlchpr||

    And even more, I love the fact that we could bill it as giving DC residents statehood back, which they bitch about all the time, despite knowing what the rules are and choosing to live there anyway.

    "We're returning DC to MD and VA. From now on, the new DC will be in Antarctica."

  • Jayburd||

    Kill 2 birds and move it to Puerto Rico.

  • Juice||

    They already returned VA's half to them a long time ago.

  • 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed||

    I would pay her for a private dance then make her do it by herself next to a trashcan.

    This may be something I have done before...

  • John||

    Finally, a job Americans will do.

  • BestUsedCarSales||

    Hey, I'd work as a field hand if my pay came by way of senators throwing cum stained dollar bills at me.

  • John||

    I think I would work as a field hand to avoid my pay coming that way. EWWW

  • BestUsedCarSales||

    Sounds like someone still has a lot of growing up to do. I do what I have to do to feed my family. And also I only pay in cum soaked bills, and I am but one man.

  • John||

    Your family needs to find a new provider.

  • Nardz||

    Worst
    erotic
    memoir
    ever

  • Cynical Asshole||

    Sounds like a pretty pointless night.

  • loveconstitution1789||

    Now you understand what ENB's articles are like.

  • GILMORE™||

    Wow journalism is hard work

  • damikesc||

    OT: Is anybody stunned that AMLO is preparing to stop illegal immigrants from Mexico's Southern border harshly?

    ""We're going to create a border police force that will be highly specialized," Durazo (AMLO's future chief of public security) told Bloomberg. "They need to apply the law."

    BWA HA HA HA!

    Yeah, we can safely ignore AMLO's petty bitching and moaning.

  • BestUsedCarSales||

    No. That's been Mexico's MO for years.

  • John||

    I once pointed that out to Old Mexican and he categorically denied it. He called me an ignorant racist for even thinking it.

  • BestUsedCarSales||

    Did he? That surprises me. He talked about that with me once.

  • John||

    I take that back. It wasn't the immigration laws. It was the fact that a Caucasian elite runs the country. I misremembered.

  • perlchpr||

    "White" I'd buy, but I doubt the antecedents of the modern Mexican elite were from the Caucasas.

  • Bubba Jones||

    I showed up around 6:30 to catch the first show

    I think I found your problem.

  • bevis the lumberjack||

    I admit I haven't been watching the clock, but isn't her 15 minutes about up at this point? Please?

  • ||

    You did read the part where she's (back to) stripping, right?

    I'm not sure where exactly it falls in the whole daytime talk show, Dancing With The Stars, infomercial sunsetting routine but I'm pretty sure it's one of the later parts.

  • bevis the lumberjack||

    "You did read the part where she's (back to) stripping, right?"

    I hate to admit it, but I only occasionally went to, ahem, "gentlemen's clubs" back in the day, but on those occasions I did I don't remember ever thinking "Yay! This stripper is close to 40!"

    Actually, the best act I ever saw was at a club in Dallas. The stripper was really skinny and she had a butterfly tattoo on her shoulder. She wrapped her legs around the pole and danced upside down to Black Sabbath's "War Pigs". That girl was boss...…..

  • loveconstitution1789||

    Club Sexe in Montreal was where it was at in the not too distant past.

  • Johnimo||

    There's not ANYTHING about this article that's more interesting than any of Bob Dylan's songs. Go listen to "Love Minus Zero / No Limit." It's far more entertaining than anything here. To paraphrase: this story's less interesting than a raven at my window with a broken wing.

  • Conchfritters||

    I liked Buck Owen's version of that song.

  • Diane Reynolds (Paul.)||

    including $3,500 VIP balcony boxes

    Those better come with a month of free blowjobs or fuck that.

  • Cynical Asshole||

    Hopefully with free penicillin too.

  • Echospinner||

    That is for the guy with the big expense account and two execs from the Japanese division in town for the night. If they don't get plastered and at least a lap dance the deal is off.

  • Jayburd||

    $3500 lobbyist boxes, very discreet.

  • Mickey Rat||

    Imagine, having to go to work and deal with a bunch of sleazy whores.

    What those poor, hardworking strippers had to go through that night.

  • NashTiger||

    I wish we had likes/upvotes

  • loveconstitution1789||

    +1

  • Ron||

    next time I'm in a strip club i'll use the I'm a journalist excuse as well

  • BYODB||

    I'm not sure if this piece is an intentional attempt at Gonzo, but if so I'd rate it a C+ since it seems to actually follow a narrative on purpose.

  • John||

    If it were Gonzo, ENB would have been up there with her and part of the show. This is just upper-class white girl trying to slum it stuff.

  • BYODB||

    No, there are some similarities and I suspect that she tried to work that angle a little given that the story turned out to be a big nothingburger. Honestly if it followed less of a structure it would have been great. The ending was what saved it and made me think of Hunter.

    I leave all the cash I have left on the stage for her, exiting the club to the sounds of folks jostling for Daniels' attention, autographs, answers.

    If she had left it at that, it would have been better. Just the right amount of sleazy, jaded, and depressing.

  • macsnafu||

    I'm not sure I get the point of this story. "Reporters are pathetic when they're desperate for a story"?

  • AlmightyJB||

    I'm sure that's what the dancers were thinking. They were probably rolling their heavily dilated eyes as they were walking off stage.

  • AlmightyJB||

    This is the worst porn site ever!

  • Conchfritters||

    The bottle.. on the table.. I see what you did there with that picture. It's ok - we've seen it before and know what boobs look like.

  • Agammamon||

    Ok, so . . . about applying for that intern position . . .

  • ||

    I smell a 'Visting America's best titty bars' feature at Reason.

    Not sure what's the point of this. Because Stormy is in the news and she goes back to what she does best?

  • loveconstitution1789||

    The real point is that Stormy needs to scrape together as much money as possible to pay damages in her lawsuit with Trump for,villating the NDA. She has zero excuse not to liable for damages.

  • sharmota4zeb||

    This article reminds me of that performance I saw at Lincoln Center about 2 decades ago...

  • Cloudbuster||

    Being a journalist is rough.

  • Longtobefree||

    Stormy Daniels strips for money, not for you.

  • jcp370||

    Not clickbait.

  • loveconstitution1789||

    Worst journolist bait eva!

  • jm15xy||

    Sybarite.

  • ignorance=bliss||

    Maybe the reason she is on a tour is to make up for the loss of income. She rats out a sleaze ball cause its the popular thing with lots of attention. The other high profile clients are probably (if they have any sense) covering their asses and not having any contact. A big mouth whore and high profile clients do not seem to mix so well. Or was trump the only man to ever pay for sex with her?

  • Azathoth!!||

    Trump didn't pay for sex with her.

    He --may have-- had sex with her and then, years later, had someone pay her to not talk about it.

  • Jayburd||

    How many married MEN could write about going to a strip club? Sexist trash.

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  • Mongo||

    I posted pics in Flickr of 2004-05 era Stormy Daniels in a club magazine layout.

    Search for Mongo X in 'people.'

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